Before we offer our congratulations once again . . .
YOU BASTARDS!!! MAYOR Q MARRIED AND WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SEND HIM A CHEAP BLENDER!!!
Now, once again, with the help of AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS:
OUR AWESOME BLOG COMMUNITY SHARES A CRAPPY SCREENCAP OF MAYOR Q'S PUBLIC RECORD MARRIAGE LICENSE!!!
Don't blame our trusty Indian computer . . . This doesn't look like a very fancy affair even by COVID crackdown standards.
Personal aside . . .
With help from AWESOME TIPSTERS, we were able to run the bebe story yesterday before anybody else in KCMO because we remember Katie hanging out with the future Mayor at the park before his council run. Even back then she was WAY TOO HOT for the ambitious politico and KC's least favorite writer was just a bit annoyed because I was listening to my headphones and didn't want to talk politics. Moreover, anybody who has ever met Q in public knows that you're just talking to your future boss so it's best to get all of your digs in as soon as possible . . . But I digress . . .
More deets on the new KCMO first lady Katie . . .
Mayor Q's new wife used to work at 12th & Oak as an eco-devo planner but advisers of the city hall honcho didn't think it was appropriate that she stay on after it was clear he would be a front-runner in the mayoral election.
They've been dating off & on since before he ran for council.
And so . . .
TKC WISHES THIS NEW KANSAS CITY POWER COUPLE CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Again, we request you d-bags take it easy in the comments and don't project your misery on much more successful and happy local power players.
Developing . . .