Kansas City Mask Confusion Coming Soon

The next phase of the pandemic starts with a great deal of local confusion as orders from different counties begin to conflict with one another.

Johnson County cancels masks this weekend. However, businesses can still require their patrons to mask up. 

However . . .

Kansas City has extended the COVID mask mandate until May 28th.

Meanwhile . . . A few other metro municipalities tweak their requirements to their own liking. 

Reality check . . .

KANSAS CITY IS NOW DIVIDED ON COVID PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGING!!!

Sure, most leaders still "encourage" locals to mask up and get the vaxx . . . But emergency orders have devolved into a byzantine maze that will be tough for most people to navigate throughout a typical day that takes locals across various parts of the metro. 

Moreover . . .

There's a dearth of leadership to guide local biz and metro denizens on the topic of the pandemic in what is hopefully the last, crucial stages.

The only thing we know for sure is that believing anybody on the Internets is a sketchy proposition. 

Accordingly, we share a few contradictory news items . . .

KSHB: Jackson County alters COVID-19 health order, masks still required inside

Fox4: Platte County releases new guidelines while easing mask mandate, and includes steps other counties don't

KMBC: Kansas City Zoo will no longer require face masks in its outdoor areas

41 Action News: Doctors worry it's too soon to ease certain restrictions

Developing .. .

Comments

Cgc said…
I appreciate the sentiment but you could have saved yourself some time and simply written:

Be sure to pack diapers!

Think about it.
Anonymous said…
^^^

And yet, you should wear your mask and shut it. Weird.
Anonymous said…
That would be to easy. Where else do they have left to shout into the interwebs?
Anonymous said…
Since when did wearing a mask become such a great hardship.

If people had to stop bitching then I would expect a real insurrection.
Anonymous said…
Kansas City's Health Department needs to let counties make health policies.
Anonymous said…
8:54, go open up a business establishment of your own and tell people to wear masks all you want.

Until then, you're irrelevant. And since that will never happen anyway, you'll always be.
Anonymous said…
9:04 Put your stupid mask on and go hide under your bed. maybe in 25 years the big bad virus with the nearly 100% recovery rate will be gone and you can come out again. Until then, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous said…

And then when May 28th comes it will be extended to June then July and on and on and on and on. This makes Lucas feel big and strong and smart. He's got the power and he needs that or he won't survive. He's just a weak little man boy stupid too.
Anonymous said…
FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MASK
Anonymous said…
Who needs to listen to doctors and scientists when we've got the Chucklowe Medical Association right here to dole out ignorance galore?
Anonymous said…
The dominoes are starting to ball. Soon Kansas City will be all alone shitting their pants waiting to die at any moment.
Anonymous said…
Citizens, you must always believe what the government tells you.
Anonymous said…
Since when did wearing a mask become such a great hardship.

When stupid people took over the public discourse and other stupid people (chucklowes and their idiotic ilk) started listening.

Thank God nobody listened to them 70 years ago, we'd probably still be dealing with polio.
Anonymous said…
What's the case death rate by demographic breakdown and health status, fear boy?
Anonymous said…
Sorry not sorry to burst your bubble but masks are on their way out. It's been overplayed to death. Screw off!
DOCTOR CH卐CKLO☭E said…
Technically, the government tells you to take shelter during a tornado.

Don't listen the next time there'sa tornado nearby. Run outside! In fact,, if it's not near you, drive to it! You'll be fine! Can't trust the government after all!

p.s. The government says ingesting lead paint is bad. Go eat some. Can't trust the government after all! You'll be fine!
Anonymous said…
And yet, 8:54 wants everyone to be as afraid as they are.
Anonymous said…
Well, 10:00, your extremely silly argument makes sense because our government has never lied to its citizens, never put incompetent and political hacks in charge of things, and has never made a single blunder.

Back to troll school for you.
Anonymous said…
The publics doesn't need masks. It won't protect you.

Everyone should wear a mask.

Everyone should wear two masks.

Everyone should wear three masks and a full body condom.

Everyone should wear three masks, a full body condom and live inside of a bubble where nothing can hurt them.

Technically the above information came from Fauci.

Technically he is the government.

Technically he is an idiot and so are people who believe his tripe. He just likes the sound of his own voice.
Anonymous said…
9:15 what is your business establishment? I will make sure not to patron your shit hole!
Anonymous said…
How may mask layers is Fauci up to now anyway? I quit counting after six.
Anonymous said…
You don't patronize shit holes 9:15. You tongue them.
Anonymous said…
Weird Whippersnapper Weenie hasn't been out of his granny's basement in 12 years. He's living off her Social Security check and doesn't have to worry about wearing a mask.
Anonymous said…
You can wear a mask if you're still afraid of getting COVID, but don't ask others to continue this charade when they've been vaccinated or already had it. The Libtard Loonies think they can continue to put their bumbling thumbs on the scales of logic ad nauseam.
Anonymous said…
I can't wait to start hearing news reports of Karens who got their asses kicked for mask shaming.
Anonymous said…
I can't wait to see the legacy.com pages filled with chucklowes who didn't get the virus.
Anonymous said…
10:00PM, so, will the masks protect us against those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction?

Moron.

Dr. Fauci was always in league with the Chi-Coms creating the virus.

We have been lied to and the masks are nothing more than political manipulation for idiots like you.
Anonymous said…
Dr. Fauci was always in league with the Chi-Coms creating the virus.

Go tuck your little paranoia-filled Newsmax talking point into bed and call it a night, chucklowe.
Anonymous said…
The only confusion is jackson co. Get out of jackson co and life is normal.

We never wore masks, go to work, eat at full restuarants, shop and party...we are all still alive and well.
Anonymous said…
^^Damn, that's a pity. Fingers crossed you won't be.
Anonymous said…
^^ You're pathetic.
Anonymous said…
8:54 is really Hunter Biden. If he had a sister he would bang her