Tuesday, April 06, 2021

Kansas City Artists Waste Time Imagining Chiefs 'Woke' Rebrand With Hipsters

These middle-aged denizens of the creative class seemingly hope that glossy photos might help promote their own endeavors as they lecture MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR BIZ about identity politics.

Meanwhile, we hope that this humble re-post won't help propagate the illusion that social media whining has anything to do with real world activism.

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Local creatives share their multitude of ideas for renaming the Chiefs

Kansas City's creative community has weighed in with many ideas for what name could replace "Chiefs", but they agree the time for change is now. // Illustration by Jack Raybuck The Kansas City Chiefs would have only been the eighth franchise in NFL history to hoist the Vince Lombardi trophy in victory for a consecutive season.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stringing together the words "real...world...activism" in a sentence is about as oxymoronic as you can get.
Self-absorbed grifter fantasies is a whole lot more accurate.

Anonymous said...

I have no doubt that the 7 people who read this article will agree wholeheartedly

KC said...

EAT YOUR SLOP
WHILE FANS DO THE CHOP

Anonymous said...

Change the channel ya Woke Karencrats, can ya do that ?

Anonymous said...


Here we go again with the name change crap. This has been going on for decades. I have an idea, get rid of the chiefs all together.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

The “creative” community says the time is now to change the name of the Chiefs
Ok
The rest of us feel the time Has come for the creative folks to prove they can actually create something people will buy from them
As far as football goes, it will be extinct in 20 years. The constant rule changes to protect the players has made it become nothing more than flag football pretty soon
We certainty don’t want football to continue being a sport for real men anymore

Argh said...

Who gives a shit what Woke hipsters say? Let these clowns pay to attend games and support a dying sport.

Anonymous said...

why are all of the activists in kc fat?

Anonymous said...

If you care about the renaming or the chiefs, you are one lame ass. Probably worried about Cloe Kardashian and tuckin' in the weiner as well.

Anonymous said...

As a Red skin, this shit is stupid 2021 make a problem out of nothing protests.

Anonymous said...

nice photos of everyone. ugly sweater.

Anonymous said...

comparing ceremonial headdress to medal of honor good point.

Anonymous said...

How about "That Football Team we used to have"?

Anonymous said...

Clark Hunt is a snivelling cunt. He has no balls so a name change is inevitable. I’d get on his daughter though.

Anonymous said...

Richard Simmons called and wants his sweater back.

Anonymous said...

These whiners trying to make something happen just to make something happen. Let’s hope the Chiefs send them back to crybaby central and they stay there and jump up and down in delight with each non significant victory. Pepe Le Pue , Dr Seus and others, moving the MLB All Star Game just point out how stupid these morons are.

Anonymous said...

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:
On the illusion of Hipster Wokeism

A low-IQ hipster doofus attempting to "stop the chop", instead of putting the NFL in a corporate grave

is like

soft-on-crime Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker attempting to "stop the violence" by dismissing charges, dropping cases, and employing restorative justice policies which fail to hold the guilty responsible.

Anonymous said...

good teamwork 7:33

Anonymous said...

Narcissists on parade would be a more appropriate name for the article. Nobody...nobody cares about their opinions. They should all go back to creating “art” that nobody wants.

Anonymous said...

The Pitch??? It's still around?

Anonymous said...

That is the biggest bunch of losers i have ever seen