Help Feed Kansas City Porch Pirates

New tech offers convenience for the middle-class and possibly a better diet for suburban scavengers always on the lookout to steal from their neighbors.

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Amazon in-garage grocery delivery has arrived in Kansas City metro

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Amazon Prime members in the Kansas City area may be eligible for Key by Amazon In-Garage Grocery Delivery. Originally launched in November, the in-garage delivery option will allow customers to receive their Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods Markey groceries safe from weather, damage and theft.

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Anonymous said…
American laziness knows no bounds.
Anonymous said…
If it's cheaper, it will sell. Do the Chinese make potato chips?
Anonymous said…
Most Amazon drivers look like they haven't taken a bath in two months.

The dude in the advertisement is a gay model of a driver.
Anonymous said…
Any package left on a Brookside doorstep is not there for long.
Anonymous said…
It would be more effective to post snipers.
Anonymous said…
^^^ Brookside is on the edge of The Kango.
Anonymous said…
And yet not one of you diaper dandies could afford to live there, or worse, find it on a map. Weird.
Anonymous said…
Amazon - the company that has benefited the most from the fake plague finding more ways to make money off the fake plague.
Anonymous said…
Sounds like am excellent way to case which garages have the good stuff.

Next up, Amazon will offer special spoon-feeding service for those too lazy to lift silverware
Anonymous said…
Amazon is the perfect invention for neurotic white people who think they are going to die from Covid if they leave their homes. Now, the Amazonians are infiltrating themselves further into the American home. What is next - will Amazon be inserting tampons into the white women in these homes?
Anonymous said…
Oh Chimpy. You're so jealous in the zoo.