Monday, April 19, 2021

Former Missouri Guv Eric Greitens Trolls Detractors By Announcing MAGA National Campaign Chair Kim Gulifoyle

Don Jr.'s lady friend and loudest woman in the MAGA army has new job pretending to care about Missouri.

It's uncertain how much help she'll provide Greitens on the national level since there's not much interest in supporting him by anybody but your drunk uncle who keeps getting kicked off Facebook.

However . . . 

This "news" has sent progressives into a frenzy with reactionary social media chatter. 

The MAGA connection reminds us that the establishment GOP in Missouri is EXCEPTIONALLY BORING and their "star power" to attract media attention ranks right up there with the opening of new convenience stores. 

Even better . . . 

THE HIGH RANKING MAGA LADY CONNECTION PROVIDES REDEMPTION AMONGST RIGHT-WING WOMEN VOTERS!!!

If they're smart, they're already working on commercials with Ms. Gulifoyle screaming her support at the top of her lungs. 

Meanwhile, so many other candidates for the open Senate seat for Missouri seem to believe they're entitled to votes without captivating or even considering the electorate. 

Like him or not, and most don't, Former Governor Greitens shows us that he's willing to work to win his old job back.

Check the links . . .

Politico: Kimberly Guilfoyle joins Greitens’ Senate campaign as national chair

CNN: The disgraced former GOP governor has aligned himself with figures in Trump's orbit, drawing concerns among from an array of Republicans in Missouri politics and in Washington. Guilfoyle is also the partner of Trump's son, Don Jr.

KMBC: Former Trump aide Kimberly Guilfoyle to serve in key role in Eric Greitens' Senate run

Developing . . .

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Both of those dudes have my vote!

Gooooooo EG! said...

The former Governor's fundraisers will be even more fun now. I am saving up my cash! Including plenty of small bills! YES!

Anonymous said...

The Libs are not comfortable with open sexuality.

Anonymous said...

Unleash those tit-tas Kimmy

Anonymous said...

It seems like the fix is in for Greitens with the MAGA clique around Trump. Eric Schmitt actually seems like a worthwhile candidate and maybe less controversial. He should not be given short shrift so early.

Zippy said...

The GOP belongs to Israel.

Anonymous said...


I really don't like either one of these people they were both staunch democrats. Guilfoyle is kinda goofy and she was married to Gavin Newsom. Even though the black racist and ANTIFA member Kim Gardner set Greitens up there's something about him I don't trust, her either.

Anonymous said...

he has my vote!

Anonymous said...

2 more for the investigation industry, it's growing by leaps and bound thanks to the maga morons. Did you hear the whining about "conditions" in the DC jail from those whiny ass maga bastards. Lot's of big talk leading to time in jail, so many thrown in jail.

Anonymous said...

Did you hear that the medical examiner ruled Officer Sicknick’s death was due to natural causes, two strokes in the brain stem that were not brought on by physical trauma or an allergic reaction to bear spray. Yep, another deep state lie with the intent of smearing patriots.

Anonymous said...

How many months before Guilfoyle dumps Don Jr. and take up with Eric G?

Will we be graced with more stories of sexy workout/duct tape time at EG's the basement gym?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if Kimmy has already spent some "quality Basement time" with Eric The Uprighteous?
Can we see the photos?

Anonymous said...

No @4:46, we haven't had time to hear that, the Russian-funded Conspiracy Generatirs just made it up.

Anonymous said...

Since when does "High and Rank" add up to "High Ranking"?
Now "High Skanking" we can all go along with.

Anonymous said...

They are having an affair. The MAGAs will love this. Pure hate and dishonesty. Perfect for the Republican party.

Anonymous said...

don't get it.

Anonymous said...

4:46 ^^^^ I bet alot of people would have stokes if they had to fight hand to hand combat with a huge mob of armed rioters, outnumbered for several hours. Dont you think the terror and spike in blood preassure due to a huge attack, the biggest on the Capital since the redcoats attacked might cause strokes? If he were sitting at his desk bored that day. he might still be alive. You have never fought hand to hand for 3 hours.......

Anonymous said...

7:58 And you have? Never! Hand to hand combat? NEVER happened.

Anonymous said...

If you watch the videos of rioters crossing the barracades, attacking the lines of policemen and attacking police laying on the ground, or pinned in a 1/2 closed door, its hand to hand combat. it went on for 3 hours. Ashley got what she deserved, a bullet, only she died too quick, It should have taken a few weeks of slow suffering. She wanted to get into the area where the lawmakers were hiding and hang Mike Pence. Here she was in the Air Force to protect our country and lawmakers, then she became a traitor and attacked them. The capital police should have shot and bayonetted the rioters if they attacked the line. After a few rioters were gutted like fish, the rest of the chickens would have run away. oh and Trump, the one that said " I will walk down there to the Capital with you" - well he was hiding out in a secure White House watching on TV laughing at your ignorant protesters doing his illegal will. Your patsies - and no Trump issued NO PARDONS for the rioters! Hee Hee! It was all a huge farce - the election WAS NOT STOLEN!

Oswald said...

11:37...hundreds of thousands of ballot dumps, nothing funny about that.

Anonymous said...

^^^ @3:40 Also nothing real about that, just another lie from the Russian-funded Conspiracy Generators.

Anonymous said...

"NationalCampaign Maager for Eric Greitens" spunds a lot better than
"Hand-me-down Trump Cum Dump"!
Good going Kimmie Kneepads!

Anonymous said...

11:37 nice fan fiction. Now tell us another story.

Anonymous said...

Hey speaking of Greitens and other Republican Losers, isn't today the day that the National Impeachment Record Holder was supposed to march triumphantly back into the White House?

Mightily
Aggravated
Gullible
Asswipes

(Asking for Friends, over 7 Million of them.)

Anonymous said...

Hey, did those silly impeachments come with criminal charges? No?

Then they were just empty show trials that sapped energy away from fighting the pandemic. Aren't you proud? Orange Man Real Bad!

Anonymous said...

By the way, Officer Sicknick died of natural causes. His family pleaded for the leftist propaganda outlets to hold off on a rush to judgment, but there was an agenda to push.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Chimpy now has a new area of expertise! How cerebrovascular accident relates to hand to hand combat! I love it!! Lol

Anonymous said...

Love Kimberly. Looking forward to seeing more of her.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a coked out campaign trail