Tuesday, March 16, 2021

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! BOULEVARDIA DELAYS COMEBACK UNTIL 2022!!!

Following a #MeToo crisis and the continued COVID pandemic, Kansas City's favorite hipster booze festival plays it safe this Summer . . . Here's first word . . .

Boulevardia Readying to Return in 2022

When the decision was made last year to cancel Boulevardia, we said, "The comeback is always stronger than the setback." This statement has been at the heart of our conversations as we planned for the 2021 event.

Great strides have been made to overcome COVID-19 as a community. But we've decided that moving forward with a festival this June would not allow us to put on the BEST Boulevardia the way we all know and love.

When Boulevardia comes back, we want it to be the best celebration possible for our citizens, artists, partners, staff, and the entire Kansas City community. With that in mind, we're focusing our efforts on ensuring our 2022 pop-up party nation is the best one yet. Boulevardia will be back when ALL of you can join us.

Thank you for your continued support.
We look forward to raising a beer with you – safely – in 2022.

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

They did the right thing here. When they comeback, they should do it topless.

No masks and titays out.

Anonymous said...

Idiots. They should be planning for a 2021 comeback this summer. Anything else is just hysterical women wetting their panties. Men can drink beer in public again and will be doing so with or without the left-behinds at Boulevardia.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Virgin-INCEL Boomer

Anonymous said...

bring back alcohol prohibition.

Anonymous said...

^Sure. Soon as we bring back mandatory euthanasia for people over 65.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimpy. There never was mandatory euthanasia. At least for humans. Lol

Anonymous said...

Weird Whippersnapper Weenie is back on the board.

Anonymous said...

The Libtards are busy destroying our country's borders so illegal aliens can come on in and immediately get funds from American taxpayers. The Demoncraps are going to tax Americans into extinction and destroy the country.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you'll survive as America survived four years of Trump. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Sit Down CHINA^^^^^

Anonymous said...

Probably a good thing! This City needs to keep law and order with the ZOO Animals that cause all the violence in this City and surounding locations!
FO REALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............

Anonymous said...

Cancel culture destroys local cultue should be the HeadLie

Anonymous said...

BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR HATRED OF LIBERALS AND BLACK PEOPLE AM I RIGHT BOYYYYZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

No. Well, liberals maybe, but the better word is 'progressive', who are themselves poisonously hateful.

Thanks for the woke-spam, moron! :)

Hidin' Biden said...

Chimpy Go up the tree and have a free fat flea brunch off mommas hairy back. Then take a break so you can come back to the blog and resume your life's work.

Anonymous said...

10:53 is a pussy!

Anonymous said...

Boulevard is hurting anyhow......would love to see it go belly up.