Thursday, March 04, 2021

Show-Me The Mask Mandate Saga Clowned

It's worth remembering that throughout the pandemic there has NEVER been a Missouri mask mandate and local municipalities were required to devise and enforce their own rules.

A worthwhile flex from Guv Parson mostly escapes culture war dress code criticism: 

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson lauds lack of mask mandate as COVID-19 cases decline

By contrast here's a glimpse at the national uproar as masks quickly come off across the nation . . .

Forbes: Dr. Fauci - Texas And Mississippi Mask Mandate Rollbacks Are ‘Ill-Advised’ And ‘Risky'

NBC: 'Neanderthal thinking' - (Prez) Biden criticizes Texas, Mississippi for lifting mask mandates

UST: Four states have rolled back mask mandates. More could be on the way. Here's what it could mean for all of us.

Interestingly . . .

A TKC reader remembers a rally for future Prez Biden about one year ago wherein masks were not required of progressive supporters and unseen amongst the crowd in close company. 

Even better, in order to mark a moment in time and before it's too late . . .We'd like to share this funny clip from Missouri jokers at The Mystery Hour who offered a bit of satire amid 'scientific' debate:

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47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better title: face diapers forever!

Anonymous said...

Dr."fraud"fauci can shut the fuck up

Anonymous said...

^^^ there's still a mask mandate in KC. Wear it or you'll get an earful and shames. No walmart for you, loser!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MASK

Anonymous said...

As soon as you go south of KC, everyone is living a normal life.

Democrats are authoritarian tyrants with little minds and evil intensions. They are, essentially, Fascists.

Bandit said...

A man date is Q Ball's idea of a good night.

Anonymous said...

What a hoax. Did anyone notice that NO ONE DIED OF THE FLU THIS YEAR?

It's all about control, wrecking the economy in order to gain more control and bureaucrats consolidating power.

Wrecks Archer and the mayor wrecked thousands of KC business' for nothing.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- THE ADVENTURES OF ANAL SWAB MAN

From the dark recesses of Rex Archer's colon, and spilling forth from Quinton's large bowel of fruit...It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Anal Swab Man!!!

(KCMO: still "welcoming 25 million visitors anally.")

Anonymous said...


Dr Fauci is part of this scheme so to listen to what he has to say should be irrelevant to everyone. He's bat shit crazy and he knows everything there is to know about the virus since he spent billions on it in China. Notice how no one pushed the flu this year? What does that tell ya about things? Take the mask off the virus is gone, except in the minds of the lunatic democrats who want you scared and dead with the jab. Oh don't forget to dig into the stories of all the people dying from the jab in the UK and Israel. Stuff they aren't telling you.

YOU MUST READ WHAT THIS GUY said...

"A TKC reader remembers a rally for future Prez Biden about one year ago wherein masks were not required of progressive supporters and unseen amongst the crowd in close company."

Oh, it's not just that. In typical lyin' Joe fashion, he repeatedly lied during the campaign that he was well aware of the need to wear a mask- before the date of that rally.

Of course, no fake news ever researched it, listened to oppo research telling them, or cared.

Hunter Biden said...

Oh well..., what are you going to do about it? Covid helped, but really, my dad stole the election with help from the Deep State, the 4th Estate and Big Tech while taking bribes from foreigners all over the world, INCLUDING THE FUCKIN RED CHINESE WHO HATE US AND WANT US DEAD. HaHaHaHa!!! What laptop??? If it isn't on social media it doesn't exist and nothing happened in that forest where that perverted tree fell.

You are not going to do shit and there will NEVER be another fair election.

Next up, it is AOC's "turn" to be President.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaagh!!! I have to wear a mask to go shopping among other people!!!! How will I live???? Oh, the humanity!!!!

Really, people. Go read what people went through during WWII for FOUR YEARS and get a fuckin' grip!

Anonymous said...

My rights to not end where your insecurity begins.

Anonymous said...

8:34: You're projecting again, Baby Burt.

Anonymous said...

"What a hoax. Did anyone notice that NO ONE DIED OF THE FLU THIS YEAR?"

And yet 292 people died of the flu between Oct. 2020 and Feb. 2021, so that makes you a liar. Weird.

Anonymous said...

This blog’s favorite senator had something to say about this.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/joe-biden-neanderthal-mask-mandate-coronavirus-hawley

Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., slammed President Joe Biden's criticism of "Neanderthal thinking" by red states who have dropped mask mandates, arguing it goes against Biden's past calls for unity in the country.

Anonymous said...

^^^^And yet you have the right to drive to, or better yet move to, some place where masks are not required. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Nazi's had armbands. Democrats have mask orders.

Anonymous said...

@8:33, hush man. We don't need prog hive mind zombies coming down here for reprieve from the compliance mandates they wanted to foist on all of us. We just didn't play along and now they're jealous as well as angry and scared; like Millie. What a terrible mix of negative energy, the design and requirement of the hive mind for all good progs.

Anonymous said...

And this is the OPENLY CRAZY thread for today

Anonymous said...

Trumptards have shit streaks in their Depends.
Maybe they should change them more than twice a year.

Bandit said...

"^^^^And yet you have the right to drive to, or better yet move to, some place where masks are not required. Weird."

I did move and have enjoyed watching Kansas City go down the toilet ever since. Too bad the infrastructure is crumbling and can't handle that much crap. It's already starting to back up. Liberalism is so much FUN to watch fail! 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不

Anonymous said...

^^then Conservativism must be a really awful life because you're always here, don't have any friends or family, don't do anything fun, and never shut up. Who in the world would ever want that ?????

Bandit said...

Record homicide rate

Failed newspaper

Failed developments

Businesses closing or leaving in droves

Homeless population (due in large part to Q Ball) soaring in numbers

Uncontrolled street racing

Busted budget

Major tax revenue issues

Corruption

A new unneeded airport that will be empty for decades

Crumbling infrastructure

Crap roads

Crap snow removal

Crap trash removal

Arrogant football team that got their asses handed to them in the Super Bowl

And a mayor that consistently looks like a monkey fucking a football

Anonymous said...

9:14...and yet you are here? Weird.

Bandit said...

And those where just the ones off the top of my in in roughly 20 seconds.

Anonymous said...

9:18, Chimpy is not allowed outside without his mental health attendants. He has nothing to do all day but post his limited repertoire of insults on this blog. Ignore him.

Pence's Hairfly said...

..Where's your TrumpMonkey?..In the Whitehouse?
......FUCKNO...FUCKNO...FUCKNO..FUCKNO!!!!!
Divine intervention? FUCKNO!!
CrapANonsence? FUCKYES!!FUCKYES!!
POOPBOIS? FUCKEDUP!!FUCKEDUP!!FUCKIN'A!!!
Where's THE GOLDEN BOY?...down in Mara Loogie!!!!
sitin' on his golden crapper!!!!
droppin' a big load of Trump for all the Q-Monkeys to eat!!!!
.....Bunch of TrumpMonkeyFuckballs!!!!!
Time to eat SHIT Monkeyfucks...
....use a BIG SPOON there's plenty of TRUMPSHIT
to go around...........

SHUTUP
MASKUP
Y'FUKUPS!

Anonymous said...

Methinks thou doth protest too much from your 1940 Airstream in Possum Valley, Baby Burt. Nice day today--time for some Rustoleum?

Anonymous said...

^^ha!! That dumb fucker always gets his ass kicked daily.

God's Golden Crapper said...


WHERE'S TRUMP?....
WHERE'S TRUMP?....
In the Whitehouse?
It's Mar.4....BIG MAR.4....
Big Day!.....
SO WHERE'S TRUMP?...
Still waiting...No tRumpmonkey...
Down in Mara Loogie sittin' on his golden crapper?
WHERE'S THE GOLDEN BOY?
....FUCKIN'TRUMPMONKEYS....

SHUTUP
VAX UP
MASKUP
Y'FUKUPS!

Quinton's gaping ass said...

Where's the coup today?

Anonymous said...

Ask chimpy, he said he was bringing the thunder today by unleashing those mythical white supremacists to over throw the current communist government. It must be true because machine gun Nancy said so amirite! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

^^How does it feel to be owned by chimpy? He's on your mind 24/7. Do you love him as much as your dead wife? hahahahahahaha!

The Made in China Golden Boy said...

Hey tRumpMonkeyFucks.....
I heard Mar. 4 was "THE BIG DAY"....
We're waitin'.......
...CrapAnon or some mental fuckfeather said he'd be in the Ovem Office TODAY!
PooPBois were going to......'BRING ON THE STORM'...
Kat Kur said he'd be back in.....Mar.4, or some such fuckin' shit.......
If he does get back in.....does that mean Pence comes with????????
Speak up Trany Bandit.....and all you worthless
'RumpMonkeys'......
....yank down your shorts and show us your faces...
FUCK!...IT IS A GOOD DAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ look out everybody, the violent extremist left wing nut case chimpy is gonna go postal and continue the lefts murderous rampage of conservatives.

I must do as I’m told, I must do as I’m told, I must do as I’m told.....

Anonymous said...

^^^And yet you don't have to do as you're told. You can always move somewhere where where masks are optional. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Ha! 3:06PM just got knocked the fuck out!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Why continue to comment on your own posts? Lol what an idiot

Bri said...

More like male hookers and some blow

Bri said...

Nice work.

Bri said...

You actually left out unaccredited schools.

The Fly on Bimbaugh's Head said...


Well....where's 'Rump?...7:30.....
You're running out out of time...
KatKur said RumpMoooonkie would be in the Ovem Office!!!!!!
So where THEFUCK is he....
....Suckin' shit down in Loogie?
Looks like YOU CrapANuntzers are WRONG AGAIN,and again
and etc...
Let's hear what happend to THE STORM?
..more crapbetweentheears of PoopBois......
....So what's next.....Malaria fuckin' with the
GOLDENBOY STATUE?...made in China y'know......
It needs about 5lb. of Tannerite and a swat in the ass......now that's a show!
Let's hear something 'RumpMonkeys'...
Ken Copeland is waiting to HAHAHAHAHAHAHA his ass off!

Loveya...tRumpMonkeys.......
the golden toilet is full.....
here's your spoons.....
THE BUFFETT IS OPEN!

SHUT UP
VAX UP
MASK UP!

Anonymous said...

consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds

Bri said...

@8:04 It's "foolish consistency," but far be it from me, an educated person, to take away the thunder of some uneducated dumbass who has no idea of wtf he's talking about.

The Failed Voice of QrapAnoncency said...

Hey there Bri...you're an educated person...sure?...and 'umble too!
So where's your GoldenBoy?
You one of the educated minions that thought TrumpMonkey was going to re-appear in the W.house today?
A lot of so called educated people thought that....they also think the Earth is flat...etc...etc..
CrapAnony's were giddy with the thought....
I'm smart enough to know TrumpTheLump is a loser!
....end of show!
So Brizy....sail on over the edge...and say hello to The Reptilians...and old Mr. Bimbaugh...and ALL the other fucks that think
your shit......

Cheers!

Bri said...

Dear "Failed,"

Thanks for that completely indecipherable, emotionally overwrought stream of consciousness. Maybe take a deep breathe and think about punctuation and focusing on one thought at a time before you post another angry diatribe filled with pointless personal insults.