Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Return Of Kansas City Luxury Cocktail Bars Might Be Worse Than COVID Plague

The term "normal" is now decried in American popular culture. 

A popular recent example . . .

NBC News: In inclusivity push, Unilever to exclude word 'normal' from beauty products

In the world of politics, opposition against normalcy kinda seems ominous. 

According to the Veep: 

Radio.com: Kamala Harris talks about post-COVID life: 'Normal isn't good enough, so let's get back to better'

Pretty sure that oddly constructed idea involves time travel but doing that math on it would be a waste of time. 

For the purposes of our local conversation we offer our humble cowtown spotlight to the reemergence of pricey good times. 

TO BE FAIR . . . TKC isn't slamming the creative expression of this moviemaker who crafted the video we're going to share. The dudes featured in the clip are much cooler than a basement blogger can even comprehend. The ladies are attractive and we aren't even going to hate on the tribute to boozy good life. 

However, we will take a moment to note that COVID has spiked a deadly increase in alcoholism across the nation and the globe according to researchers. 

Nevertheless . . .

The video coveys a vibe that's difficult to understand for those of us who drink alone

And whilst everyone is entitled to a good time among consenting adults . . . There's a risk that post-COVID life might once again take us back to square one wherein downtown luxury good times dominate the discourse and agenda of this decidedly working-class cowtown. 

Accordingly . . . We share a late night/early morning clip that offers an upscale "vision" of Kansas City that might not correspond to the lives of so many locals who are just barely scraping by and desperately looking for light at the end of the tunnel amid what are hopefully the last of the "dark days" of the pandemic.

Again, we warn the readers that any feelings of hateration or inadequacy that arise whilst watching this clip reveals more about the viewer than the moviemakers . . . At the risk of revealing too much, at first glance this promo movie inspired a nasty anonymous comment on the social media account of a former lady friend who dumped this basement blogger for a dude who also sported a "man-bun" but that's on me . . . In the final analysis, TKC encourages everybody to "live their best life" even if that phrase makes me die a little inside every time I hear it. 

And after far too much prelude, here's a peek at the return of the good life, upscale, luxury cocktail bar to Kansas City . . .

You decide . . .

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

was this a challenge?

didn't make it 20 seconds. Sorry.

Greedo said...

^^^

LULz

Anonymous said...

Far too many qualifiers, but I got a giggle anyway.

Anonymous said...

The dudes in that video look like they have sucked a lot of dick.

Anonymous said...

Man buns and manscaping just don't do it for this KC (used to be) hottie. I like my guy, who was man enough to hold my blinged out girly purse yesterday when I went in for a CAT Scan. And nobody would have dared tease him of carrying a manpurse. I mourn the loss of the protectors and defenders in our midst.

Anonymous said...

^^^ I bet nobody would've teased him. You would've kicked their ass in a heartbeat while he holds your purse.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of flakes lol. Cowtown USA.

Anonymous said...

At the end of the evening these gay boys are going to end up with each other. They can cut a hole in their masks for some safe dick sucking.

Questions: Is a gay barber required for those gay cuts & dyes? Is the females just gay boy delivery systems? What a waste of pussy!

Anonymous said...

Questions: are you closeted? What's your obsession with gay sex? Do I even need to ask?

Anonymous said...

^^^It does make one wonder, doesn't it? Are 5:21 and 7:07 jealous? Are they sorry they can't compete with these guys? Or are they still angry their last Grindr date drove by without stopping when he saw the rusted Airstream in Podunk?

chuck said...

Those guys are NOT from Kansas City. They gotta be from Canada.

Speaking of which, do you know how you get 100 drunk and rowdy Canadians out of a pool?













Just say, "Hey guys, get out of the pool".

Restaurant Patron From The Future said...

Are these the same "luxury bars" where the bartenders demand gratuity before making the customer a drink ?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like 7:07 is taking notes for future reference.

Anonymous said...


Kamala Harris wants to get back to better? LOL she's a lush and homewrecker and she is in favor of raising beef prices putting farmers out of work because she wants you to eat less beef and is in agreement with the crazy AOC. She's also a radical left baby killer and is in favor of the global agenda keeping everyone under the NWO life where the Gov. tells you what you can do and when you can do it, what you can read where you can work and how much money you can make. The biggest thing is she is not the VP and we will never recognize her as VP, so she has no right to say anything. Stories of her by waiters in CA are funny. She's a hardcore party girl.

Anonymous said...

What in the Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck dazzy shizz ?? Really? - No Grey Hair in dere... all Jackos - AND - "Canadians" (unfortunately), meant something else - in my day... :-(

Anonymous said...

Kameltoe Harris is a whore.

Anonymous said...

"Luxury" bars re just like the "luxury" apartments in vibrant downtown KCMO.
A few superficial, but obvious additions.
Pretentious talking and behavior.
Fake sophistication.
And magically you can charge the rubes over twice what something could cost!
Are we New York City yet?
Hahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Here's a riddle for you chucklowe: How many electrical shocks does it take for someone to become totally deranged?

Answer: Who cares! It happened to you!

Anonymous said...

At the end of the day, it isn't what comes OUT of Vice President Suck-Suck's mouth that made her successful.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet she's the Vice president any you're here. She wins! Weird.

Anonymous said...

Hey chucklowe, how many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None! Trump says it’s done and they all cheer in the dark.

Anonymous said...

The fourth wave is coming. Time to close. It down.

Anonymous said...

What? Oh, Chimpy, you're so lonely.

Anonymous said...

Whatever your job besides jokes might be, on the off chance that you actually have a job, stick to that. :)

Anonymous said...

Downtown, don’t bother if you are a straight white dude.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- JOHNNIE WALKER BLACK LABEL MATTERS

Queer Eye for the Mercury Room Guy???

Anonymous said...

The sluts in the video do not appear to have been properly horsefucked. Little wonder, look at the faggots they are with.

KC said...

All luxury items like jewelry and liquor are sold on snob appeal and this clip goes over the top. What makes me wonder about the director is all the focus on the preening males prancing around like "look at me?" The only short view of a woman's face, assuming she's not a tranny, is the last second of the clip. Doubtful PBR is on the menu at that bar nor Rebel Yell.

Anonymous said...

Is that you Bri?

Anonymous said...


dark skinned women have always sought skin lightening products..to help them look more like White women..

Moosechelle Obama would slather anal bleach cream ..that White women put on their buttholes..all over her ugly face..

didn't help much...

Anonymous said...

Regardless of what you losers say this place's owner is one of the most incredible sports stadium architects. Dan designs these all over the world including the new raiders stadium in Las Vegas. You losers will still be behind in rent just like bald headed lowe! Good luck deplorables~!

Anonymous said...

11:28Moosechelle??? Is that you rush Limburg? I thought u died... as in dead.