Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Lee's Summit Suffers Massage Crackdown

Quick peek at local law enforcement watching cable news as the nation copes with the tragic fact that tug jobs are widely available in strip malls. 

Of course, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty and TKC would be happy to help investigate and maybe rank local services.

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Investigators execute search warrant at Lee's Summit massage business

LEE'S SUMMIT, MO (KCTV) -- Investigators searched a Lee's Summit massage business during an investigation into suspected illegal and illicit activity at Swan Spa off Rice Road. The joint investigation involves law enforcement and the Missouri Attorney General's Office. Investigators seized 24 items from the business when they served a search warrant earlier this month.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chimpy spends time there after posting hours, trying to get it up. So far, no success.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy loves his Asian sex acts! They pretend that they’re his momma chimpy and they let him pick fleas off of their monkey suits! Lmao!

Anonymous said...

And they wonder why the blacks attack and murder Asians.....

Anonymous said...

4:20. Because Asians carry cash.

Anonymous said...

^^^ they hate Asians, Mexicans, whites and mooselimbs so....

Anonymous said...

Chimpy CHUD, happy endings? Apparently not.

Anonymous said...

Hand jobs and off river casinos in downtown would fill that empty hotel.

Anonymous said...

How much do they charge?

Anonymous said...

^^Half of what your mother does.

Anonymous said...

Tim J.
a week ago
Positive: Quality
My first massage ever and it was fantastic.

Darrell S.
24 reviews
a year ago
I have been visiting several massage places and each one offers something different the other don't. Jade is no different. They offer an outstanding massage. Yeah, everyone says that about their favorite but at Jade it is true.
I didn't catch her name but she was small and very cute. Not much on English but I wasn't there to talk a lot. We got along fine. And I am not going to give her a 1 star for that.
The room was a little dark for my taste, making it hard to get undressed and dressed. But I managed.
She massaged everything from head to toe with a combo of medium and feather light strokes. The head scratching was wild.lol
Afterwards I paid and got my water. With a little bit of small talk.
I am definitely going back and stop looking for that perfect place...I found it.

KG
21 reviews
4 months ago
Perfect (again)

Anonymous said...

don't leave reviews idiots you make them all look suspicious even if they may be legit.

Anonymous said...

let me know if you need more assistance figuring shit out. $$$

Anonymous said...

guys on tinder can go there if they "need a release".

Anonymous said...

"yeah, you sound like me, you need a release".
righteeo i sound just like you.
Pffft
NOT TODAY FOOL

Anonymous said...

So we got dome doors for you to choose from. You want to listen to the crap behind door #1, behind door #2, behind door #3..........ad infinitum ad nauseam

Anonymous said...

Ladies & gentleman! What s surprise! She opted to start punching people instead! Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't the previous statements be condensed to " they hate everyone" ? Surely the murder rate across America has always implied that. Or are we believing that the 25 people killed annually by white hate groups equals 11,000 at the end of year. Dat sum maths.