Sunday, March 07, 2021

Kansas City Zoo Announces COVID Sellout

Given that Swope Park is typically a hosts weekend gunfire and the random body turning up . . . Even amid the ongoing plague, locals are accustomed to risks when visiting the KCMO exhibit in captivity.

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Kansas City Zoo announces they are sold out for Sunday, March 7, for walkup admissions

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The Kansas City Zoo says they are sold out for Sunday, March 7, for non-Friends of the Zoo members and walkup admissions. Members can still visit without reservation, according to the zoo. The Kansas City Zoo said it apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to protest the fact that they stole wild animals from their natural habitat and feed them horse meat and dog food, they need to be shut down immediately and all animals returned to their own natural environments.

Bandit said...

Sorry zoo but you sold out a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

^^And yet it’s a fantastic zoo, made even better by you never go there. Weird.

Anonymous said...

You would know, Chimpy, it's your home! Lolol

KC said...

Gorillas got their shots before people. Feel honored?

Byron Funkhouser said...

Be sure to take a dip in the pond Chimpy. You look like shit usually. Scratch that. Always. But you might stink less when your relatives visit you to look through the bars. 'Course most of them are already used to looking through bars.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Chimpy. I'll help you edit your above sentence for accuracy.

^^And yet it’s a fantastic zoo, made even better by you never go there. Weird.


Replace "go there" with "come here". No charge for my help, asshole.

That reminds me. Be sure to get an anal swab for Covid while having zoo sex with your brother.