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UMKC announces more than $50M in planned investment, eight program eliminations, department restructuring

Chancellor Agrawal announced that UMKC will invest over $50 million in the next three years on Tuesday as part of the UMKC Forward initiative. The plan also calls for the elimination of eight programs and restructuring of multiple departments.

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  1. Who cares, except for the faggot faculty?

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  2. ^^^This from someone who can't spell "UMKC" and couldn't find it on a map with a circle drawn around it. Please stay in Podunk, Cletus.

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  3. Umkc needs to be completely eliminated, it’s just fags, koloreds with a chip on their shoulders and so called professors trashing America and praising Chyna, they wouldn’t be missed one bit that’s for damn sure.

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  4. Hope they can learn to code. Or at least operate a commercial dishwasher.

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  5. True dat.. just a gay parade sprinkled with poor BLM overtones. Only didn't a black kill a homosexual within a block of campus? Or a black shoot a white kid on a porch in brookside? Roll that youtube tape to prove me wrong.

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  6. Lowering standards will ensure even KCMO school district provisional diplomas can become undeserving bottle fed Woke trouble makers with bad attitudes being night managers at Popeyes chicken.

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  7. ANOTHER DEAD NIGGER WHO CARES

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  8. Not exactly cheap place to get a degree either...

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  9. Byron Funkhouser3/22/21, 1:30 AM

    We need more gender studies programs, to accompany expanded Socialism degrees.

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  10. if one more millennial cashier asks me how i am doing and what plans i have for the day i might bite their heads off.
    None of your business.
    Are all cashiers trained by trader joe's managers these days?

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  11. yeah, no, that IS my only plan. The next millennial cashier that asks me what my plans are for the day, they are going to get an unexpected answer. You've been warned. So you can practice your deer-eyed surprised look now.

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  12. or maybe i'll go get some brisket at gates and answer louder than they ask.

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  13. EH linwood costco cashier Wanda, Remember me?
    HAHA!

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  14. wanda and her little friend thought they could talk smack about me to each other 3 feet in front me like i wouldn't understand and wouldn't say something.

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  15. her little friend darted away and left little wanda to stand there fumbling and mumbling.

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  16. No MFA program anymore? There goes local theater and opera productions. That was seriously about the only program UMKC had that you could point to graduates who were making an impact on the local community.

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  17. Gates bbq, is it bad form to affect some clumsy giggle scene, drop the little paper food cover on floor, pick it up and use it anyway, then do the same thing with the plastic bag while being super friendly to the man behind me and recommending the pie. I The food is covered with saran wrap but i still let her know i wouldn't be needing the plastic bag or the paper cover that got tossed across the counter back at her. THANKS.

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  18. and some people at that 711 don't like it when they think you standing to close them in line, and then drama unfolds. lol.

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  19. waits to yell at me outside all ready to kick my ass while her boyfriend holding/dragging her back. After i get in my car, I decide maybe i get back out, but her boyfriend closes my car door on me after i open it to keep me inside.

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  20. her boyfriend is a good multitasker.

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  21. for a mild back n' forth shade toss after the obligatory 'how are you today' i can go over to see the lady cashier at the steak shack. Cuz she doesn't really care how my day is going

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  22. what can i say, all the REALLY cranky black ladies at my college registrars office taught me well.

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