To be fair, there are quite a few St. Paddy's Day faux festivities to distract locals from their rapidly depreciating fiat currency.
However, the COVID unsafe parties inspire our imagination and remind us to stay masked in order to avoid ongoing plague threat.
Thanks to Northeast News for sharing reporting of these neighborhood hooligans . . .
When you live in Northeast and it's St. Patrick's Day and the government cancelled everyone's fun for the year, whaddaya gonna do? Ya put on your hat, your fake green beard, get your leprechaun juice and ya throw your own dang parade, floats, flags, face paint and all and cruise St.