Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Delays Marriage To Patient Baby Momma Brittany Matthews Until Next Year

Allow TKC a personal disclosure that's applicable to this MSM celeb crisis situation . . .

I've seen this marriage delay dance and it's no fun. Back when TKC actually had decent prospects, this lowly blogger procrastinated on marriage because it's doubtful that my mom's basement is suitable for any other occupant and smiling at a box store all day would've not only deprived the world of the captivating witticism of this garbage blog but also merely resulted in some other inevitable disappointment. On the bright side, it's a point of pride that every single lady who has ever dumped TKC has gone on to much better things . . . Dalliances with TKC work very much like a farm team for white ladies who are forced to come to the tragic realization that joyless upper-middle-class life is still better than giggling all the time in poverty. 

But I digress . . .

Blame COVID but realize that a superstar QB with a contract for half-a-BILLION bucks can get married whenever he wants.

The odds of a nuptial decline with every delay and online skeptics might have a point when they doubt the social media branding of the happy couple who still haven't made a real commitment.

Check-it . . .

Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews Set Date and Location for 2022 Wedding

The couple recently welcomed their first child, daughter Sterling Skye, on Feb. 20 On Tuesday, the new mom revealed that she and the NFL quarterback have officially set a date and location for their upcoming nuptials. Matthews shared the exciting news on Instagram alongside photos of the couple from a romantic shoot.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

aLL THE chiefettes are sooooo very jealoud

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lulz.

Anonymous said...

and yet he set a date and a place for it so.....

Greedo said...

Don't hold your breath. Stay tuned to TKC every day updates and get a spare blender to give as an emergency present.

Btw, you're a bitch.

Anonymous said...

He should set a date for 2122 if he is smart. She’s rougher than a night in jail.

Anonymous said...

George Soros is advising him on his money and marriage. He bought his home from Hugo Chavez. Patrick has a PC that controls a laser that melts the polar ice caps. Trump is actually Herbert Hoover. Oh my land!

Anonymous said...

Uhmmmm wait, you dated women TKC??

Anonymous said...

^^^ LULZ!

I think this was an "aspirational" post.

Bwahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Patty Cakes is still playing the field and not just the football field.

How are Derrick Thomas ten kids with ten different baby mommas doing?

Maybe Patty Cake can break that record.

Bandit said...

She's leaving him.

Anonymous said...

Just look at her picture!!!! enough said....

Anonymous said...

The slut will take the baby plus half and child support.

Anonymous said...

Brittany took out an insurance policy for half of a "half-billion", payable in Sterling.

Bandit said...

We've established what she is. She will be haggling over price next. 😏

Anonymous said...

^^who is we dummy? Don't speak for me.

Anonymous said...

^^Okay. I won't.

Anonymous said...

Worth 500 million and still does the stereotypical unmarried black syndrome. Nice, like his fans.

Anonymous said...

^^and only worthless geriatrics seem to care. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Brittany must be absolutely awful for him to delay marrying the mother of his child like that. Trailer trash is all that they are.

Anonymous said...

Agree, he's being chased by some of the finest women in the world.

Anonymous said...

Ok we won't anonymous, now are you anonymous of anonymous or just plain old anonymous. very confusing anonymous

Anonymous said...

funny intro tony. it is kind of a garbage blog that's true (comments section, obviously) but there is enough here to keep checking back

really cowardly and bad manners to insult his woman and the mother of his child behind an anonymous comment

Anonymous said...


hey! I have a great idea!

let's all pretend this is anyone else's business except theirs.

that way we can write stupid comments here on Tony's blog.

ugh

smdh

Oswald said...

Mahomes obviously does not want to marry her.

And he let his little girl be born a bastard.

What a POS..

Anonymous said...

"former pro soccer player"

She never played pro soccer so saying is stupid. She played in college and that is that.

I have never seen a blue eyed black person before. Has to be something wrong with the child. These two media freaks never miss a chance to get their mugs in the news. To be honest I'm surprised their wasn't a live show of the child being born.

Maybe it does look like Travis Kelce.

Anonymous said...

^and you a media junkie, never miss a chance to show us all all jealous and petty your life really is. To be honest, I’m surprised you have access to a computer.

Bandit said...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yay for the NFL!

Washington Football Team Removing Cheerleaders This Season…

https://www.theblaze.com/news/washington-football-team-formerly-known-as-the-redskins-is-growing-more-woke-no-more-cheerleaders-next-season

'We want to be more inclusive'
DAVE URBANSKIMarch 03, 2021

The Washington Football Team — previously known the world over as the "Redskins" before ownership ditched the increasingly controversial moniker last summer amid a left-wing wave that crashed upon America's institutions — appears to be growing even more woke.

What now?
The NFL franchise will not have cheerleaders this coming season — a first after more than 50 years, USA Today reported.

In their place will be a coed dance squad, according to Petra Pope, the team's newly hired senior adviser, who told the paper "we want to be more inclusive."

"Being super athletic" is the new goal, she added to USA Today: "We're able to do more things with the strength of a male, and lifts, so that's changed a great deal. The inclusivity, strength, and interest of choreography has changed."

More from the paper:

Pope brings more than three decades' experience in NBA entertainment to her new role overseeing creative direction and gameday entertainment. She redesigned the Nets' gameday experience as the team moved from New Jersey to Brooklyn, in addition to spending 14 years with the Knicks. In Los Angeles, Pope managed the Lakers' "Laker Girls."
Pope said all contracts with Washington's cheerleaders have expired, but all of them are eligible to audition for the 2021 dance squad, the paper said.

Anything else?
As for the team's new moniker, it was reported last summer that it was a temporary fix while the front office searches for a new name and mascot for future seasons.

Before settling on "Football Team," the franchise announced in early July — the height of the George Floyd rioting — that it was reviewing the Redskins moniker "in light of recent events around our country and feedback from our community."

Team owner Dan Snyder has said previously he'd never change the team's name, but soon he was on board with it. The new direction coincided with pressure from elected officials who said they'd fight against the team's intention to build a new stadium in Washington, D.C., unless the team changed its name.

Also last July, numerous women who worked for the franchise claimed they were sexually harassed by team employees. Not coincidentally among the women in question were members of the 2008 and 2010 cheerleading squads; it was alleged that team employees created videos of outtakes from calendar shoots when the women weren't fully dressed, USA Today added.

The franchise denied the existence of videos, and an attorney representing the team and owner Daniel Snyder told the paper that the matter "has been resolved."

Anonymous said...

^^Way, way too long. Will never read.

Anonymous said...

Hoping Patrick will be traded by 2022. Brittany is fatiguing, spare us all.

Anonymous said...

They were high school sweethearts and still together. WTF is wrong with the haters?

Anonymous said...

well, why didnt he marry her then mr. nonhater?

Anonymous said...

Caret-top boy with the constant ^^ remarks is really weak today, kind of like every other day.

Pat Carlson said...

The article DOES NOT SAY WHEN THE WEDDING IS OR WHERE IT IS. 2022 is plenty of time to let people forget about it and/or for one of them (Patrick) to call it off.

I'll believe it when I see it.