Hawaiian Bros Punch Up Kansas City Biz

Amid pandemic lockdown, Kansas City fatties have eagerly supported a variety of slop in Styrofoam containers.

Accordingly, Pacific Islander fare is puffing up their local biz as tiny bubbles of cotown cholesterol rise.

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Hawaiian Bros adding 7 new locations to the Kansas City metro in 2021

by: Travis Meier Posted: / Updated: KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A popular island food eatery native to the metro is erupting this year after only three years in business. Download the FOX4KC news apps: iPhone and Android Hawaiian Bros announced plans for 21 new locations, seven of which are coming to the Kansas City area.

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  1. The well established obesity of Hawaiians goes away when a more traditional island diet is followed.

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  2. Overrated. They use cheap dark meat instead of white meat and then charge a premium for it. Veggies side are too salty.

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  3. GOOD FOOD FOR THE PRICE.....TASTY TOO. BE CAREFUL WITH EXPANDING SO FAST YIKES.

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  4. Nobody wants a geezer’s opinion on food. You all think Bob Evans is good. Hard pass on anything you say.

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  5. ^^ Weird Whippersnapper Weenie is back on the board.

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  6. I despise this thing that apparently so very many people find pleasing.

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  7. Did you say fatties in your story wow I guess Fat slamming is ok Jack Ass

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    1. It is, actually. Fat is fucking fat and we refuse to celebrate health-compromising obesity.

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    2. Oh so your not fat you Twit

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    3. I'm not. Though it takes effort, restraint, and discipline. I also have a common sense understanding of the health risks of living in a suit of adipose.

      Thanks!

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    4. Well when Hawaiian Brothers opens up ,I will eat an extra portion for you. Oh by the way food most implicated in food borne outbreaks is vegetables so you eat some for me.

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  8. i'm fat as hell since the pandemic and I've learned to like it

    hawaiian bros is ok but after a while, damn, sick of all that rice.

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  9. "a variety of slop in Styrofoam containers"

    Precisely what it is...lol You're hilarious Tony!

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  10. 7:35, that is not so. Do some research. Traditional Hawaiian culture regarded fat people as attractive, and the fatter they were the more beautiful they seemed. Royal Hawaiian women often topped 250 lbs.

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