COVID CASH SPECIALS COMING SOON: SPEND YOUR STIMMY IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Just a quick bit of nice news to start Sunday . . . 

BEHIND THE SCENES KANSAS CITY SMALL BIZ SET TO LAUNCH WEEK OF SPECIALS TO HELP LOCALS SPEND THAT STIMMY!!!

Even better . . .

KANSAS CITY IRISH EYES ARE GAZING UPON LOCAL GREEN AND SO THIS MIGHT BE A HAPPY ST. PADDY'S AFTER ALL!!!

Of course we want locals to be "COVID SAFE" but some of the drink deals in the work might be too good to pass up . . . Given that it usually takes a pot of gold to get sloppy in KC. 

Either way, we don't expect the $1400 to last very long after this week so enjoy the laughs now.

Links . . .

SH: Stimmy 2021 Memes Anticipate The Third Round Of Stimulus Checks

Mother Jones: People Like Money

Mashable: New stimulus checks are coming and the internet is celebrating accordingly

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Comments

  1. Sorry but I buy my meth in Independence as a matter of principle.

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  2. Will I have enough to buy some gorilla glue in the beauty isle?

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  3. Surely you goober Rethugs won't be accepting these checks lest we be drawn down the dark path of Venezuelan Socialism.

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  4. Quinton Lucas is ignorant and doesn't know any better. Stay stupid my friend.

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  5. Nope,we go out of the way to not spend money in KCMO.
    Both our "stimmies" are still sitting in our savings. Unlike the brother men, who be ordering the "whale" at Red Lobster.

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  6. Let the good times roll!

    This economy is about to blast off!

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  7. What a stupid little slogan: "Stimmy" !!! Really Lucas, hire some folks with some brains and stop acting like a third rate nobody!

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  8. ^^^ he’s always been a third rate “stimmy” nobody is spending that money in kc, his blm and antifa friends ran off all the good businesses to Kansas so that’s where my money is going.

    Maybe blm antifa and the black panthers will spend their stimmy and the money lickass paid them here but i seriously doubt it.

    Stimmy must be a black thang because only a child would call it that.

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  9. 1400 for you...Billions for the elite! Cuz you are nobodies!

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  10. 6:22...of course! No problem.

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  11. Here is a picture of the fuckin car (Escalade) salesmen at Cable Dahmer.

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/05/7c/63057c5d868bed06370798094f19caa5.jpg

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  12. It is sad and pathetic that they cap your earnings to be eligible for a stimulus payment. While all you cucks are celebrating that free 1400 dollars people like me have to pay the IRS thousands because we made too much money in 2020.

    Fuck the IRS and fuck these stimulus payments. I was going to stimulate the hell out of the local economy but they won't give me any free money, bastards.

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  13. Will they make the deadbeat payments a monthly thing?

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  14. Don't worry. Only about 9% of the $2 trillion is going to COVID relief. The rest is pet projects for the Libtards and foreign governments. We will all pay it back and more when Basement Biden and his puppet masters raise our taxes and get rid of Trump's tax cuts. And we can thank Biden for rapidly rising gas prices that will also raise food and other prices.

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  15. ^^And yet the Trump tax cut only went to the top 10% of earners and corporations. We survived it and you’ll survive this. Toughen up buttercup. Weird.

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    1. Im not the top 10% by a long shot and the Trump tax cuts made my take home pay higher. Its obvious wierdo that you dont let you leftist H8 get in the way of facts. Stay gulible, they like you that way

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  16. 10:34 Liar, gas lighter.

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  17. Sorry not sorry Kansas City but you will get ZERO of my tax dollars that were graciously given back to me by those that believe that all money begins in DC. I left that craphole of a city because of the ridiculous woke policies, irresponsible spending, piss poor attitude toward businesses, high taxes and the incredibly racist and incompetent Q Ball the screwball.

    You made you bed and you can LIE in it and you people are good at lying aren't you? When I go through Kansas City to go more important places I make sure not to buy so much as even a soda. #NOTONEMOREDAMNEDCENT

    If politicians were honest, which they aren't, everyone would be getting a refund of every entire cent in taxes that they had paid since the unnecessary shutdowns begin until they are completely done away with.

    Be sure to show your therapists where it hurts on the doll during your next session and good luck with the protestors! You're going to need it! I'll be watching and laughing. 😏🍿πŸ₯¨

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Oh, and have a nice day!

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  18. Tony hit the fuckin ball out of the park with this "Stimmy".

    Here is his immediate family.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BovqlcTIMAAq_fD.jpg

    That's just one wing of the hacienda, there are some distant relatives across the street.

    That's $35,000.00 in the mail, this week!!!!!

    In my best, Johnny Olson, "Price Is Right" voice, "IT'S A NEW CAR FOR EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE PICTURE!!!!"

    Let the good times roll!

    Tony. Do NOT let anyone in your family, but an 1985 Capri and paint pictures of dead MS 13 dudes on it. Just sayin...

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  19. I like free money

    Stimulate your local dispensary

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  20. 'Mo Money, 'Mo Murders !

    Gimme your stimulus money or I cap you !!

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  21. It's ironic that 80% of the folks who actually work and pay thousands in taxes will not receive stimulus checks.

    Democrat Party has to pay their voters I guess.

    Government at all levels needs to be cut 50% and the economy would boom.

    Worthless dead weight bureaucrats with their fat salaries and fat pensions fucking over the working Americans who have to support these bastards.

    Fuckers retire at age 50 while they keep raising the retirement age for Social Security to age 67 +

    Congress members receive lifetime pensions and health care for free after serving only one term.

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  22. Fat ass Federal workers retire in their early 50's and then brag about it.

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  23. ^^You could’ve too dummy. Your fault you failed the Civil Service Exam.

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  24. And we can thank Biden for rapidly rising gas prices

    And yet the laws of supply and demand control the retail price of gasoline, as they always have.

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  25. ^^^So could you have, Chimpy, if only your mis-wired brain had not made you unemployable!

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  26. LIBERALS ARE COMMUNIST

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  27. young people will be getting the checks, which is fine.

    older working americans make too much.

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  28. ^^Good. They don’t deserve them.

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  29. Watch the fun stocks take off from gamer buying.

    Keep the fun going, please.

    Stock market going parabolic!

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  30. $2 trillion more for infrastructure is needed.

    It can buy KC a streetcar to UMKC, or maybe even to Brookside.

    Also, either I-70 widening or a maglev train, or both.

    Maybe a more exciting bridge.

    PUMP now with an infrastructure bill!

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  31. 1145, what about just fixing potholes?

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  32. you forgot a downtown stadium.

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  33. If you want to get rich, think about making NFTs.

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  34. "Gimme my stimmie" say the stupid, mindless, childish following of tiny baldie mcdrinky. Who else finds it bullshit that he's holding up that giant sign by himself with his tiny hand? How tall is he anyway, about 4'8?

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  35. Hahahaha, standing. LOL

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  36. I’m going to buy some heroin, a whore, some whiskey and a new tattoo. If there is any money left after that I will buy something frivolous that I don’t really need.

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  37. I find it humorous and somewhat sad that folks are as excited as they are about these stimulus checks. It's your OWN MONEY you've already given to the government that you're getting "back". If people are smart they'll put that money into some kind of savings to use when they really need it and not blow it on weaves, weed, and what-not. Unfortunately most people have no long-term vision.

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  38. Going to do the city should do. Save it for a rainy day.

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  39. @1:40 saving the check doesn't stimulate anything. I need weed and a new weave. Thats also why we need more stimulus checks, its hard out here

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  40. Once again Lucas demonstrates that he's nothing but a childish superficial hack.
    Isn't there an east-side used car lot that could use some of his "talent"?
    Sad.

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  41. I hate Kansas City so much that I drive miles out of my way to shop. I almost never shop in Kansas City. They won't miss my penies. White people from Kansas more than make up for my private boycott.

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  42. Well bully for you. I'm not driving miles out of my way to give them anything. Kansas City is drive through country. Just some exit signs to pass on the way to someplace less racist and more important.

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    1. Nobody fucking cares anymore what you think. Clear?

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  43. Wish ass was legal to sell, damn.

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  44. Goddam! Bandit got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!

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  45. I live in KC and shop in Kansas

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  46. ^Yay! You’re not here fucking things up! Besides bulk cat food purchases don’t move the needle Maude.

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  47. Saw a Kansas dude who owns a restaurant in downtown KCMO calling out a Tanners in OP, KS for having a huge crowd while he followed the rules in his restaurant. LOL. Jealous, much? Tip to the wise: GTFO of KCMO. If Lucas hasn't killed your business already, he will. Dude is determined to destroy all small business and turn downtown, Westport and the Plaza into tent cities before he leaves for something bigger and better. That is, if he can. I seriously doubt that this guy can win anything other than Mayor of a podunk cowtown that is quickly being overrun with murderous thugs and homeless camps.

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  48. *^No. You stay away. KC aid great. Even better now that you won’t come back.

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  49. ^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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