TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! RANK KANSAS CITY POWER COUPLES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

For this day dedicated to love we share a glimpse at local movers and shakers who work together in order to shape the discourse, politics and culture in Kansas City. 

Take a peek at these players who might have loved and lost but now prove victorious given their devotion to the game . . .  

Joni Wickham & Former KC Mayor Sly James 

From media to policy consulting, they aren't married but they're often spotted together in close company as they share insight, access and guidance to entrepreneurs and elected officials. 

Diana & Jason Kander 

She is a biz power player who quietly amassed a fortune whilst helping to shape KC politics behind the scenes and more than any single person. He's a former Missouri SecState, former Presidential contender, veterans rights activist, podcaster and social media influencer who remains a favorite of progressives across the nation. Together the Kanders remain kingmakers for any local effort.

5th District Council Lady Ryana Parks-Shaw & Public Works Director Michael Shaw

This year a new KC power couple have risen among the ranks thanks to their political skill and "equity" efforts at City Hall. 

Don't worry about a litany of potential conflicts. Instead, share the love . . . 

The council lady enjoyed a mostly unnoticed rise to power whilst the new Public Works director was boosted by the city manger in the name of "inclusion" and not at all to garner a bit of goodwill among Black council members who universally opposed his hire. 

Kansas City Mayor Q & New City Manager Brian Platt
 

The mayor is a confirmed bachelor and the new city manager has a wife with a lot of Kansas City metro political donor friends with EPIC connections to the Democratic Party elite. 

Together they're an odd couple who are DEFUNDING local police by about 12 MILLION BUCKS without as much as a peep from local conservatives and in the aftermath of the deadliest year in KCMO history. 

If taking on law enforcement is their first collaboration . . . Who knows what they'll accomplish in the future?!?!  

Brittany Matthews & Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes

Let's be real . . . Despite a soul crushing Super Bowl defeat, Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes and his bride to be Brittany Matthews are still the King & Queen of Kansas City.

They are the only real celebrities in this cowtown and every aspect of their personal and professional lives is celebrated not only locally but across the nation. 

To wit . . . 

NOMINATE AND VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE KANSAS CITY POWER COUPLE AND SHOW LOCALS A BIT OF LOVE FOR TEAMWORK!!!

We'll be paying close attention to the suggestions, feedback and voting and not (totally) grabbing some takeout and checking in on recently divorced former lady friends.

You decide . . . 

Comments

Anonymous said…
Painful.

weep for Kansas City.
Anonymous said…
^^^

Get a grip.

We'll be fine.

You live in belton.
Anonymous said…
I nominate dumb and dumber. Or shit and stink.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! said…
None of the above!
POWER COUPLES

Just another way to say she wears the pants in the family
Anonymous said…
Where are the power couples? Those are all losers.
Anonymous said…
Why no Dana and Parks?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! said…
^^Could we get some serious nominees please?
Anonymous said…
Take a knee Lickass should be coupled with transgendered BLM protestor. Or a fat Karencrat from Johnson County.
Oswald said…
I am sick of the Kanders. And he was never a Presidential contender. And never will be.
Anonymous said…
Lucas and the City Manager?!!! WAT???! Is the City Manager gay?
Anonymous said…
Looks more like reject duos from Noah loading the Ark.
A list like this really shows, as if there were any doubt, what an amateurish small-time cow town KCMO is.
Weren't Ma and Pa Kettle available?
Hahahaha!!
Anonymous said…
Yet all of these people have accomplished more than blogger CHUD bitches.

Weird.
Anonymous said…
^^^^Agree, and both Kanders are hotter than any of the fat drunk losers posting from their rusted trailers in Podunk ever were or will be!
Chimpy trying to make it look like he is more than one person said…
^^^^Sock puppet!
Anonymous said…
And we hear from one of the fat drunk incels in his rusted trailer. Ding. Ding. Ding. Is he lusting after Diana? Jason? His neighbors' poodle?
Baubilinski said…
Sly and his new wife need to get lost.
Anonymous said…

Each one of them are a piece of shit.
Let's get real said…
I nominate Abby Eden and her husband.
Anonymous said…
The ungodly...No wonder kc is going down
Anonymous said…
The Shirtless Selfie Couple of Jason Kander and Anthony Weiner displaying their hairless bird chests should be on the list.
Anonymous said…
Kamala Harris and Mayor Willie Gates are a power couple !
Anonymous said…

Joe Biden and a Donkey's Ass
Anonymous said…

Joe Biden and Chairman Xi
Anonymous said…

Joe Biden and his shit-filled Depends Diaper
Anonymous said…

Joe Biden and a ten foot pile of horse shit
Anonymous said…
Quinton Lucas and Satan
Anonymous said…
are all of your friends antisemitic or is it just you?
^^Oh look! A liberal troll! said…
^^Typical D卐M☭CRAT
Anonymous said…
Not exactly a "couple", but Republican's tongues and Trump's asshole.
Anonymous said…
A very happy couple apparently.

My favorite: chucklowes and fabrications. They'll never split.
Anonymous said…
I have often wondered if Brian got the job because he's is the person on the other side of the Glory Hole in The Mayors office. I can't prove such but it do make you wonder.
Chuck Woolery said…
D卐M☭CRATs and Communist Party USA
Anonymous said…
Joe Biden*'s pinky and Cameltoe Harryass's Grand Canyon tw@t.
Anonymous said…
Which is more embarrassing for Kansas City? The ambiguously gay couple running the city government or the mulatto and his mudshark baby momma? Both are ripping the city off for millions, even billions of dollars.
Anonymous said…
Anybody here know anyone who has had sex with Diana Kander?
Anonymous said…
^^^Thanks for the laugh of the day! As if any of the mouth-breathing trailer-dwelling incels posting here would know anyone who knew Diana, let alone anything about sex! I needed a good laugh on this crappy cold day. Thanks again!
Anonymous said…
...AND THE NOMINEES FOR KC'S "MOST RANK" VALENTINE'S DAY POWER COUPLE ARE:


The KC Star Editorial Board and a Mule
They both answer to the name JACKASS.

Quinton Lucas and Rex Archer
One got elected by playing a VICTIM [poor black homeless child] and the other pretends to be a licensed doctor.

Congressman Carwash and Lady Dianne
Despite the court ordering them to repay a personally guaranteed SBA loan balance over a million dollars, the only thing they send to the bank every Valentine's Day is a "Forget Me" candy heart.

Jolie Justus and Wife
Jettisoned from Shook Hardy after she lost the Mayor's race, Jolie is now raking in taxpayer cash for the couple at indigent-care Truman Medical Center.

KCMO Councilmembers Melissa Robinson and Ryana Parks-Shaw
In their never-ending quest to uncover racism in all places and situations, these 2 self-identified VICTIMS introduced the CROWN - Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair Act. It's all about priorities!

KCPT's Kliff Kuehl and News Director Nick Haines
Huddling at a Starbucks in JOCO KS, between the 2 of them, they came up with a list of 2 Blacks and 1 Latina to fulfill their diversity goals.

Stacy Shaw and the Fraternal Order of Police
After she apologized for making threats against KCPD members, Brad Lemon said he'd still have her vehicle towed at every opportunity, using his connections with a towing company.

KCPD Board of Police Commissioners and Cray-Cray Activist KJ Brooks
When commissioners asked if she had a nice Valentine's Day planned, Brooks replied “I’m not nice and I don’t seek to be respectable.” No candy was exchanged.

Jackson County Prosecutor JP Baker, Former Federal Convict Mike Sanders, and Former MO Senator Claire McAsskill
They all agreed to go dine at the Penitentiary Grill, order crow, and stick taxpayers for the bill.
Anonymous said…
^^No. TL/DR
Anonymous said…
Kander was a contender in that he is a citizen over the age of 35 I guess. Did anyone outside of Kansas City
even talk about him seriously?