Tuesday, February 09, 2021

TKC Double Take: Maybe Patrick Mahomes Wasn't The GOAT And Never Will Be . . .

Kansas City football fans suffer a moment of doubt following an anti-climactic blowout in the Super Bowl.

The MSM company line is that the young quarterback has plenty of time to return to the big game and compete at the top level. 

Maybe . . .

Meanwhile, those of us who aren't willfully naive know that second chances are exceptionally rare in life and conventional wisdom is almost always wrong.

What we admire about Patrick Mahomes is that he didn't give up and sacrificed himself in vain for an unsuccessful effort . . . That's pretty much the circumstance of existence for most Americans. People try as hard as they can most of their lives and never REALLY succeed, ultimately ending their days in defeat. In the end, both superstars and scumbags alike are all rendered equal in death.

On the bright side, without question Patrick Mahomes has already earned "legend" status in Kansas City and could spend the rest of his career making an elite income doing cringe-y local commercials and helping to manufacture other garbage content.

But, that's not exactly a life for THE GOAT.

TKC reader meme perspective that offers a peek at underlying skepticism that offers snark in the face of so much ongoing local sports hype . . .

Fact is . . . Patrick Mahomes confronts an uphill battle and an unlikely return trip to championship glory in the near future despite fan hysteria and given Kansas City pro-sports history of extended famine with only occasional flashes of brilliance.

Inconvenient fact: Kansas City is not a "sports dynasty" town.

Proof: Let's not forget the very quick journey of the Royals from first to worst as local hotties no longer wear their baseball gear.

Link perspective for further edification . . .

ESPN: Patrick Mahomes - Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl LV loss will motivate me rest of career

Chiefs: Report - Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes expected to have toe surgery Wednesday

The Ringer: The Worst Game of Patrick Mahomes’s Life and the End of the Chiefs’ Inevitability

You decide . . .

95 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is some bitter shiz. But it's good because it's bitter.

Maybe not taking your coffee with poop in it would brighten your mood.

Anonymous said...

^^^

Lulz.

Anonymous said...

Remember there are 31 other teams in the NFL. Even the Patriots lost Super Bowls and didn't even make it most years. If a team makes a Super Bowl every 15 years and wins one every 30 years then they are above average. As bad as the Chiefs were for many years they have are above average in Super Bowl appearances and wins.

Anonymous said...

Brady 3 TD's - 0 INT's

Mahomes 0 TD's - 2 INT's

Mahomes choked under the pressure, threw wildly, ran around instead of finding a receiver, looked totally lost. Maybe he and Kelce went on a bender the night before.

$480 million dollar player looked like Tyler Palko on MNF

Anonymous said...

How much can we focus on the bullcrap from the left, the political train wreck, masks that don't really help, and a prez that can't remember what month it is without a cue-card.

At least the Chiefs were a bit of a distraction for a few months. Beats watching Q screw up the city and see a bunch of racists painting nonsense on the streets.

Lighten up Tony - get a lap dance and calm down.

Anonymous said...

^^ Curse of starring in lame State Farm Insurance commercials.

Look at Aaron Rodgers; hasn't been to the Super Bowl since he became State Farm Insurance poster boy.

No wonder everyone's car insurance is so high they have commercials every 15 minutes.

Anonymous said...


Patrick Mahomes is a selfish and ungrateful brat. He and the rest of that diabolical team got what they well deserved.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes is a flash in the pan and we paid over 10 times what he is worth. Because of that the money isn't there to put together a team that won't get its ass handed to them in the Super Bowl like this one did. Get used to a minor league team KC.

Anonymous said...

and yet Mahomes is the absolute best QB in football. Everybody under 65 and an IQ above 60 already knows this so.....weird.

Karma said...

Really 10:02? Where's that back to back Super Bowl win you ranted about for the entire season? Seriously, where is it?

Anonymous said...

^^^Lulz!

Anonymous said...

Well, one thing we know. Tony and the scum racists who comment here will never be "the GOATS".

Anonymous said...

He does not care what anyone thinks.
He has $500 million.
E'nuf said.

Karma said...

And he still got buttfucked in the Super Bowl!

Anonymous said...

It's not Mahomes' fault the Chiefs offensive line couldn't have blocked a rush from Little Sisters of the Poor football team. At least three offensive linemen from last year's Super Bowl didn't play this year. Give Mahomes time to throw like Brady did and he will destroy any defense. Brady had 4 QB "pressures" versus 29 QB "pressures" against Mahomes. No team will win with that kind of stat.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Good grief
The man just started his career with two super bowl appearances and one victory. At his age, with his career just beginning, if ever there was a young man with a bright future, it’s him
Look how many quarterbacks are in the hall of fame that never won a Super Bowl
His win loss record is the envy of the league
I look forward to see how his career continues

Anonymous said...

And yet they still lost. Weird.

Anonymous said...

PRO TIP: Less partying and more practice.

Anonymous said...

You win some, you lose some. Brady has lost some Super Bowls, too.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet I'll (and everybody else who doesn't watch Matlock) will take Super Bowl appearances all day everyday. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes' actually played great if you take into account how much he was running for his life.

Anonymous said...

Brady has won way more Super Bowls than he has lost. Seven if memory serves. How many rings does the kid have again?

Anonymous said...

Waaaah! Things I don’t like are racist!!

Anonymous said...

A lot of us posting here like both Mahomes and Brady.

Anonymous said...

Mahonnes, now has the NFL record for the most yards running backwards.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes is the greatest QB in the game and a good person. He'll get more Super Bowls than anyone he's done!

Anonymous said...

LMAO 10:57!

Anonymous said...

Like so many things in KCMO, Mahomes and the Chiefs were like the second coming. As long as the locals just surrounded themselves with like-minded folks and kept repeating the mantra over and over again.
Marion Labs was a really big deal in KC. And an asterisk on a list of pharmaceutical companies.
Anyone hear from Sprint lately?
How about Harley Davidson?
The Chiefs did well during the season and got stomped by Brady.
KCMO is a nice small mid-west town with lots to like without trying so desperately to be something that it's not.
But, with the last couple iterations of its city government, maybe not for too much longer.
Sad.

The Bitter Truth said...

I think this Chief loss will prep Mahomes for what's to come. What it feels like to have your woman leave you, leave with another man, then see them having a good time and vacationing, while you watch through Instagram posts... oh and on your child support money.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes looked confused trying to find the sofa section at Nebraska Furniture Mart. Looked more confused than Joe Biden trying to figure out the front versus the back of his Depends diaper.

All teams have injuries. Brady played behind many patched up offensive lines and he seldom had a quality RB in New England but still won and didn't run around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Face it, Mahomes got his ass handed to him by an old man.

Karma said...

Britt gets half plus child support!

Anonymous said...

look i’m a chiefs fan and i’m not gonna be a baby and say that the refs helped out. the bucs clearly did a number on the chiefs and it really showed but props to brady for 7 rings and to the bucs for their 2nd Lombardi

Anonymous said...

and yet Brady has lost more Super Bowls than Mahomes though. He sucks! Weird.

Anonymous said...

And yet Brady is the GOAT. Weird

Anonymous said...

Mahomes won't get close to 7 Super Bowl victories. May end up with just one as his salary will prevent the team from assembling good players around him in future years.

Sunday's game showed Mahomes is not as great as everyone thinks as he lost big time despite having the best WR and second best TE in the NFL to throw to.

If he doesn't have stars at every position, he is nothing more than an above average QB like Russell Wilson.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you have no way of knowing that and are blowing as much shit out of your mouth as you do in your Depends. Weird.

Anonymous said...

After his pathetic Super Bowl performance against Tampa, maybe Mahomes should hang it up and become a State Farm Insurance Agent or sell recliners at Nebraska Furniture Mart. Hy Vee is looking for stockers for the cereal aisle.

Anonymous said...

^^And yet you don't seem to have anything to do all day? Mahomes has a half billion dollars. You eat cat food. Weird.

Clayton Bigsby said...

Saddest thing besides the Chiefs performance was the horse face running to social media to call out ESPN for once not kissing the magical Mulattos ass,get used to it MudShark because thing won't be grand all the time

Anonymous said...

Tampa Bay 33 - Chiefs 9

Blowout Super Bowl loss. Rated as most boring Super Bowl by most.

Tom Brady 3 TD's - 0 INT's

Patty Mahomes 0 TD's - 2 INT's

Mahomes had the Worst Super Bowl performance by a NFL QB. QB Rating of 5.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet he's still the best player in the league by a mile. Weird.

Clayton Bigsby said...

Blumpkin Boi must be busy stroking to his box Mahomes no magic Crunch

Anonymous said...

12:07^^Yes, by liberal standards Mahomes is the best. Libs love exalting failures. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^then Brady must be a bigger failure by your own standards CHUD.

Anonymous said...

^^7 rings. How many does your guy have loser?

Anonymous said...

Lest his toe hurt. Oreo.

Hyperblogal said...

Put Brady behind our offensive line and he'd finish his career in a body-cast.

Anonymous said...

@12:37-how many Super Bowl losses does your guy have though? He's a loser. Like you. Weird.

Anonymous said...

12:45 is so bitter that his little football man looked scared and pathetic Sunday LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

Tampa Bay was playing against the Pop Warner Chiefs on Sunday LMAO

Anonymous said...

Pop Warner would have played better.

Anonymous said...

Tampa Bay 33 - Kansas City 9

Mr. State Farm couldn't get his team in the end zone the whole game.

Buccaneers were not nice and played a complex zone defense that Patty Cakes could not figure out all game.

7 Super Bowl rings for Tom Brady.

Brady 2 - Mahomes 0 in title games. No coincidence.

Anonymous said...

and yet Mahomes has been to the Super Bowl 66% of his time in the NFL and Brady has only been less than 50%. Think I'll take Mahomes.

Anonymous said...

Chief’s looked more like the squaw’s.

Anonymous said...

I like Mahomes but I don't think I've seen a quarterback get beat quite like that in a Superbowl before. He was pretty awful and they figured out his scheme pretty quickly.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes will not win another Superbowl. Mark my words.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes got beat like Chimpy's pathetic excuse for meat LOL

Anonymous said...

11:00 am makes an interesting and accurate observation. KCMO gets a hard-on over many things, but it never lasts. Add in a Cowtown much of which thinks it’s a world-class metropolis and you can see why some starry-eyed kid from TX becomes an local idol. No one is doubting that Mahomes is a talented player, but in a Cowtown like KC, he’s a big fish in a small pond.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes will win 8 more Super Bowls. Mark my words.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^Talk is cheap and so is your ole lady.

The Bitter Truth said...

and yet he's still the best player in the league by a mile. Weird.

^^^^^^^The best never gets the shit kicked out of them like your boy did Sunday. There have been 55 Super Bowls and only twice has a team not scored a touchdown and the Chiefs is now one of them. Go pedal your bullshit somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

^^But Tom Brady got the shit kicked out of him THREE TIMES YOU FUCKING DOPE! Mahomes can't catch the TD's asswipe, only throw them. His receivers dropped two in the endzone so how about you just blow me while I shit because you don't know shit about football it seems. Shinebox..you should get it now!

Anonymous said...

Mahomie will never be the “goat” until he wins 8 Super Bowls, I’m doubting he’ll play long enough to go to 5 so.....

Anonymous said...

^^I doubt you’ll be alive to see him do it. He’ll likely win 10 or 12 so....

Anonymous said...

^^Keep spouting your BS. Facts are facts. He sucked ass on Sunday. The boy couldn't have hit the broad side of a barn with an RPG. What a joke!

Anonymous said...

It’s sorta funny and sorta sad to see the number of supposedly straight guys on here that would suck Mahomes dick if he asked them to. The guy is an athlete, not a cancer-curing doctor. Before you get so worked up about any criticism of your boy wonder, ask yourself why you’re so obsessed with him. How is his performance going to affect your life one way or another?

Clayton Bigsby said...

Especially the Blumpkin CHUD boi who calls the Mutt,a golden armed god...does Patty Cakes realize that one day that haircut will be as outdated as "blow me while I shits" asshole...weird

Super Dave said...

I find it damn funny how some can swear that Mahomes can do no wrong when 94 million people all watched him just that. Oh hell yes Brady lost 3 times by just a few points unlike the beating the Bucs put on the Chiefs. Brady's teams lost by less points than the Chief managed to even score for the ass beating they got Sunday. Saying what Mahomes will do in the future is BS style talking. Mahomes could slip on the ice today after surgery, hit his head and be a non-contender in the big world of football. Brady is great as he has proven so, Mahomes so far has proven he could do it once as many other quarterbacks have done. Those other 6 wins ain't going to be easy and not come like you fools think they will.

Anonymous said...

But but but Dave! He's the highest paid QB evah! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

P. T. Barnum was right. There's one born every minute.

Anonymous said...

^^And yet you don’t live in KC so nothing you say counts. Mahomes is 25 years old, MVP of the league, three straight AFC championship games, SuperBowl champion, SuperBowl MVP, two straight SuperBowls, three time first team all pro, only player to ever throw over 5,000 yards and 50 TD’s in a Swanson, richest contract in sports, and has never been suspended by the NFL for being a cheater like Brady has. I’ll take the kid any day over the cheater Brady. So would America.

Anonymous said...

Dave touch a nerve with your widdle football man's piss poor performance monkeyboi? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Mahomes did stink on ice LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Chumpy is pissed that he got robbed of gloating about his Stupid Bowl predictions that weren't even fucking close. Now he's stuck with a Mahomes sex doll that farted and flew around the room the first time he used it because he bit down too hard on the pecker.

Anonymous said...

And yet Tom Brady is a known and admitted cheater, so sorry, not sorry he will never be the GOAT. Let me know when Mahomes gets suspended for cheating like Brady did. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Want granny to kiss your feefees and make it all better monkeyboi? You might want get out of her panties before you ask her LOL

Anonymous said...

CHIEFS ARE CHIKERS!

CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!

CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!

Anonymous said...

Poor little simian! His golden armed god turned out to be a major fuckup.

Anonymous said...

Can you show us where it hurts on the doll Chimpy?

Anonymous said...

What was the score of the game that the Chiefs were "destined to win" again?

Anonymous said...

"The Worst Game of Patrick Mahomes’s Life and the End of the Chiefs’ Inevitability"

LMAO

Anonymous said...

“The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but a lack of will.” – Vince Lombardi

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between Pattycakes and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anonymous said...

Dave is right, 94 million viewers saw who is the greatest.

All 5:26 came to bat with is the you don't live here bullshit. 94 million viewers don't either but they all saw what happened and your statistics in the end don't mean a damn thing when the 2021 Chiefs took the worst beating ever in a Super Bowl game of the teams history. The GOAT vs. The Kid – never materialized.

Anonymous said...

^^Umm stupid Dave, he also gave us one of the bes” SuperBowl games in the teams history” too you retarded fuckstick. Brady is a confirmed cheater and consequently an never be the GOAT. Damn you’re a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

^^So we're back to counting rings again? How many does Mahomie have?

Anonymous said...

^^Will you just stop bashing Mahomie CHUD? Yes he suck but he's my boi crush and I jack off to his poster every night! Leave my boyfriend alone!

Anonymous said...

@6:22 How many Super Bowl losses does the confirmed cheater Brady have though?

Anonymous said...

Mahomes has been to the SuperBowl 66% of his time in the NFL and Brady has been less than 50% of his time in the NFL. Think I’ll go with Mahomes.

Anonymous said...

^^And that percentage is going to drop just like your testosterone did after you started hormones.

Anonymous said...

5:33 pretty much sums up what could be CHUD dud, Chimpy, Geezer Hater or Weird guy; they’re all spawned from the same set of cousins anyway.

Anonymous said...

It's ok. Mahomie can have another shot at Brady in ten years or so LMAO

Karma said...

It will take longer than 10 years for Mahomie to get into another Super Bowl but on the upside if Brady is using a walker it would be an even match.

Anonymous said...

And yet Mahomes wins 10 SuperBowls before he’s done. Though so....

Anonymous said...

^^And I bet you'll get the unicorn that fart rainbow sprinkles that you've been asking for since your 5th birthday. Good luck LOL!

Anonymous said...

Accolades to TKC for posting this blog. So many comments.Had a suite at the stadium for many years. My heart would swell with pride, seeing 80 thousand plus fans, a sea of red, standing for the national anthem. So proud to be born in to this great nation. Now we have put our hopes in one single person. Elevate him into a tin God, and then crucify him for not chewing off his toe to bring you, single handedly a victory. Maybe it's time to turn the stadium in to a colosseum. Throw all the losers to the lions while the crowd cheers as blood is spattered all over the new seats. For God sakes lets get our moneys worth! We have become a bunch of angry haters. We don't deserve to stand before the flag, or God. We ought to give up and take a knee. But first we have to turn off our Obama phones.