Saturday, February 06, 2021

Things Could Be Worse: STL Prison Riot

Call this a reason for cowtown gratitude: Whilst violence in Kansas City continues to spiral out of control. Our sister city to the East looks like downright chaos as their crime eclipses our own and threatens to reach epidemic proportions. 

File this one under the so-called benefits of local police control which was recently achieved by the embattled municipality.

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Inmates break windows, set fires, at St. Louis Justice Center

ST. LOUIS, Mo. - Police say that there is a "very dangerous" situation unfolding at the Justice Center in downtown St. Louis Saturday morning. Inmates can be seen through shattered windows. They are out of their cells but are contained in the building. The initial report of the disturbance was at around 2:30 am.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Our hood rats are a bunch of scared little pussies hiding behind their grandmas compared to the hood rats in St Louis.

Anonymous said...

^^You really should stop sniffing your own farts dude!

Anonymous said...

That’s what’s gonna happen in bartle hall soon.

Anonymous said...

Bartle Hall will be Superdome II

Anonymous said...

^^^^^I agree

Anonymous said...

Local control as its finest.

Anonymous said...

This will never happen in Kansas City. Jean Petersucker Baker is too worthless to see that criminals actually spend time in jail.

Anonymous said...


Well tell the police not to point any guns or Kimberly Gardner will put them in jail. It's a peaceful protest you know and they are on their own private property, living in jail and all.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the primate house at the zoo.

Anonymous said...

What's with the hoods (or did the inmates make a bold fashion statement with bedsheet covid-masks)?

I hate to tell them, but if you're already locked up, tagged, and numbered, a mask is not terribly effective in concealing your secret identity.

Hope the Jackson County slammer has the TVs turned off. The residents might get ideas

Anonymous said...

Damn, did the St. Louis prisoners get issued Gucci jail garb? Drop a small atom bomb on the roof. Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

This is a good reason to move the KC jail out of downtown.

Senator Swallow-well said...

While The Roman Empire was collapsing, (like Biden's America) the citizens were distracted by gladiator games in the Colosseum.

We could do the same.

Sentenced hood-rats could have the option to become gladiators, fighting other hoodies in Arrowhead. Gladiators surviving 5 conflicts would go free. Weapons to be switchblades. No armor. The fans could determine a defeated's death or life with the tomahawk chop meaning death.

TV rights could bring KC out of its bankruptcy course.

This could be done around the country in all the stadiums, keeping more violence in the arenas and reducing thug numbers at the same time.

No need to thank me. I consider this to be a public service.

No irony here. said...

Excellent comment.

Kim will make sure nothing bad happens to the bad guys.

Anonymous said...

This is what welfare mothers with five welfare babies from five different long-gone men brings to society. The welfare state is a wonderful POS.