Show-Me Monster Mashup: Newsies Dig Up Undead Politico Danforth Who Dutifully Shares Dr. Frankenstein Analogy Targeting Missouri Senator Josh Hawley

Apropos for #TBT, former Senator Danforth now spends most of his days waiting to talk trash about Republican colleagues who obviously don't call him much anymore . . . Credit where it's due, he still offers a nice literary reference that might overestimate his importance but is still more clever than a meme. Check-it:

Danforth says regrets over Hawley make him feel like 'Dr. Frankenstein'

Former Sen. Jack Danforth recently dived deeper into his regrets over promoting Josh Hawley, saying on a podcast that it is "what Dr. Frankenstein must have felt." The reference to Mary Shelley's famous horror story of a murderous monster came in the Bulwark podcast published on Monday.

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  1. It’s a patriot!

    What regret he must feel for helping the political career of someone who is not corrupted or apparently corruptible by the swamp.

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  2. yet another rich-kid RINO ..Danforth's family founded Ralston-Purina ..lecturing us....

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  3. 9:18: And do you have any other fairy tales on offer this morning?

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  4. Danforth, Bush and Romney republicans that were born with a golden spoon. Elitist idiots.

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  5. Go away kid. You old man was worthless and you are too.

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  6. Every time the media drags out these old GOP clowns to tell us how the younger republicans are wrong, you can just see how they know that their view of globalism is not only being rejected, but being stamped out
    The days of GOP polititians always bending over for democrats is over

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  7. The only thing useful that Danforth could ever say is to repeat McCain's last word and actions.

    "ARGH!" *THUD*

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  8. Must be in their DNA. Saudi Joe digs up horsefaced "swiftboat" John Kerry to explain how we don't need oil and gas because SOLAR is the wave of the future, as he boards is private jet, or his yacht. These fucking people could give less of a shit about average Americans.

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  9. Danforth looks like Frankenstein so it’s no stretch to see why he feels like him!

    Somebody turnoff the electricity to the bolts in his neck, it’s the only thing keeping him alive!

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  10. Hawley has actually not done anything wrong. He stood up for his beliefs in a proper manner, just like the democrats did every time a republican has been elected president this century. You know it is one of those goose/gander things.
    Danforth is wrong and needs to come to grips with that. He use to be relevant, not anymore.

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    1. So standing up for your twisted fueled-by-lies beliefs is the chucklowe way. Got it.

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  11. DID YOU HEAR MY STORY? I WON THAT ELECTION! BY A LOT! AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

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  12. Danforth is just another right wing religious wacko.

    He is no longer relevant.

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  13. ^^^And yet he's neither right wing nor a religious wacko. Weird.

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  14. Danforth is an establishment toady who made his career covering up for and supporting the money changers. They hauled him out of retirement to serve them again believing that people care what he has to say anymore. We don’t.

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  15. Danforth wipes his ass with $100 bills, then flushes them, because he has so many to get rid of.

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  16. Have you seen Danforth? Frankenstein's monster would win a beauty contest against him.

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  17. ^^Let's see your picture piggy? We'll compare.

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  18. So triggered and frightened by Hawley. He must be doing something right.

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  19. doubt danforth has even read it. most haven't. i tried. not missing much. there isn't much "science fiction" in this supposedly proto sci fi book. no explanation at all about how the monster is created, just "chemicals". ridiculous plot and boring. 'prometheus bound' was original title, so says penguin.

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  20. Fact: Jack Danforth fucked my neighbor's great, great grandmother on a campaign stop at our local county fair.

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