Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Show-Me Juxtaposition: Senator Hawley Is Right-Wing Version Of AOC?!?

A quick theory as American politics continues an ongoing devolution into a low-rent personality contest. 

Try to follow along here and don't rely on a talk show pundit to do all of your thinking . . .

AOC is the toast of progressive politics, she represents the future of the Democratic Party and her detractors are often perplexed by so much adoration granted to the "millennial" politico.

Similarly . . .

Missouri Senator Josh Hawley is young for Senator. He is a rising star among the GOP and despite outrage and rebuke from the left, he recently earned one of the best fundraising months of his political career. 

We hope the comparison doesn't offend but possibly offers a clue that the two sides of the same coin which rule the American discourse aren't really all that different.

Further reading on this topic from both sides of the aisle . . .

KCUR: Sen. Josh Hawley Likes To Note His Roots In Lexington, Missouri, But It's Complicated

Huff Post: Merrick Garland Subtly Rebukes Josh Hawley After Question On Supporting Police

Fox News: NBC News historian brutally mocked after comparing Hawley to McCarthy for pointing 'menacingly'

You decide . . .

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is a porn parody that needs to happen.

Anonymous said...

Actually, you forgot to mention that they BOTH have worked with Bernie on covid relief.

Anonymous said...

I went to Rockhurst. I dont like or trust Josh. Any of you know him better than me?

Anonymous said...

Once a traitorous, insurrectionist MAGAT there is no going back. The only place MAGATS are going is to jail or their bedroom cuck corner doggie bed.

Bandit said...

AHEM! 不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/22/oh-noes-he-pointed-nbc-hacks-attempted-dunk-on-hawley-for-pointing-menacingly-at-witnesses-backfires-splendidly/

Anonymous said...

Hawley is wicked smart and AOC is kind of an idiot. Hawley was an accomplished Attorney General before running for senator. AOC was a poor bartender who helped herself to other girls’ tips. AOC did not know what a garbage disposal was when she first moved to DC. Josh Hawley has a brain.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet AOC went to Boston U with a double major in International Relations and economics and graduated cum laude. I'll go with AOC. Sorry, not sorry.

Bandit said...

The bitch needs to go back to tending bar.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet she's been elected to Congress twice in a landslide. Has two degrees, and you live in a rented trailer and reply to your own posts. She wins!

Bandit said...

Projection from Simpy again OVERRULED 不

No need to resort to your tactics.

Anonymous said...

*The use of violence or threats of violence in an attempt to disrupt democratic processes.

Bandit said...

You mean like "mostly peaceful protests" involving vandalism, assault and arson? Maybe a blm rally?

Anonymous said...

@12:03 is partly correct, Hawley was elected as this State's Attorney General for a four-year term, but neglects to add that he used his sister's house as his listed residence, never moved himself and his wife to this State, and spent over 75% of the two years he held Office as AG out of the State working on other Republican's Campaigns.

Anonymous said...

"I went to Rockhurst. I dont like or trust Josh. Any of you know him better than me?"

I don't know either of you. Is this this the way they taught you to write at Rockhurst?

Anonymous said...

Once a traitorous, insurrectionist LIB there is no going back. The only place LIBS are going is to jail or their bedroom cuck corner doggie bed

Anonymous said...

Libs are butthurt....again. Too funny!

Anonymous said...

^and yet they're locking up the Repubturds left and right though so...Weird.

NicK said...

ha ha ha, no

Bandit said...

The lib insanity will come crashing down in less than two years. Wait for it. It will be hilarious to watch.

chuck said...

12:06 I am sure, the professors at Boston U are really fuckin proud. AOC has a degree in Economics. I got 3 fuckin hours in economics in college at a commuter school and even I KNOW THAT NEW YORK WAS NOT CUTTING A 2 BILLION DOLLAR CHECK TO AMAZON. Right after Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand" lesson in 101 Economics, comes tax abatements for business'.

AOC, for almost a week, was sure that the city of New York, was gonna cut a fuckin check for 2 billion dollars to Jeff Bezos and Amazon to get them to come to New York. What a fuckin moron. She ran off countless high paying jobs and billions of dollars in revenue for her constituents and neighbors because, and I can only guess, she was huffing paint in her freshman year.

She probably had to Google "Gin and Tonic" in order to make a Gin and Tonic when she was a bartender, but sure, you go with AOC, she is a sure thing.

Moron.

Bandit said...

You can get Adam Smith on the Internet for free. I have the electronic and dead tree edition. There are no pictures to color which explains why the libtards aren't familiar with it. Hell, my dogs know more about economics than AOC does.

Anonymous said...

^^they also know more than you, and certainly more than chuck so....

Bandit said...

And their poop knows more than you so...

Anonymous said...

Yeah Dude, Rockhurst doesnt teach writing skills. Mostly just Catholic Doctrine, which I rejected as bogus. The Pope is God's representative on earth? I think not! Its a cult.

Bandit said...

So is the Democrat Party.

Anonymous said...

Like Basement Biden, Merrick Garland sounds like he's lost his fastball a long time ago. Hemming and hawing with strange sounds that resemble nursing home toileting audio tapes.