Kansas City Mayor Q Will Marry You

Actually, the thirty-something mayor seems like a confirmed bachelor BUT here's a nice bit of V-Day promo to help refocus the conversation . . . Check-it:

Mayor Q's Valentine's Day "Love in the time of COVID" contest

KANSAS CITY (KCTV) -- Did the pandemic ruin your wedding plans? Mayor Quinton Lucas has an offer that could brighten up your postponed special day. On Valentine's Day, Lucas offered a chance to win his services as a wedding officiate on your big day once it's safe to come together again.

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  1. And you will have an unequally yoked marriage. Just what everyone wants the racist mayor to marry you. How stupid and cheap.

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  2. What low expectations having weirdo would even want his "services"?

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  3. Special gift for rear enders! Year's supply of K-Y Jelly on the mayor!

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  4. What if you're not gay? Asking for a friend.

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  5. The mayor of Kansas City, Missouri wants to join weddings to congratulate individuals on their weddings in Kansas City Missouri.

    The mayor of Kansas City, Missouri was just verifying of who was a couple in Kansas City, Missouri to be able to receive mayors Pardon of issues that occurred within the city limits of Kansas City, Missouri.

    For an example: The individuals in St. Louis, Missouri that protesters was approaching houses and making demands that the city prosecutor was trying to file charges against the homeowners for legally defending for their house.

    The governor of the state of Missouri of Michael L. Parson decided to issue out a governors pardon to the homeowners that was defending for their house.

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  6. The mayor of Kansas City, Missouri was just verifying individuals within the city limits of Kansas City, Missouri do you see who was property owners to you verify that they were legally married.

    In case if the mayor of Kansas City, Missouri was required to issue a mayors pardon because of issues that was occurring in St. Louis, Missouri and protesters was illegally approaching individuals houses and making demands on the homeowners.

    That’s the city of St. Louis, Missouri was making demands and the governor of the state of Missouri decided to issue out a governors part to the homeowners that was defending for their property.

    Me that was part of executive order 20-21 of the state of Missouri.

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  7. Executive order 20-22 was issued throughout the entire state of Missouri to change the Government Issues of a broken down system.

    That the city of Kansas City, Missouri was just trying to verify its citizens of who was legally married within the city limits of Kansas City, Missouri and in case of issues occur in the city limits of St. Louis, Missouri again that the mayor of Kansas City, Missouri can issue out a mayors Pardon for individuals that was defending for their households of just like the issues that were occurring in the city limits of St. Louis, Missouri.

    The governor of the state of Missouri had issued out executive order 20-21 to handle disturbances in St. Louis, Missouri because the city prosecutor in St. Louis, Missouri was wrongfully trying to charge a homeowner for being in their home and was trying to wrongfully change this broken down system.

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  8. 1:56pm

    You don't need K-Y.
    If you fuck that ass hard enough the blood acts as lube.

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  9. He should have to quarantine since he went to the unmasked super bowl and let his deriere down. I mean hair I mean...

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  10. Protesters that was on the public street/public sidewalk was approaching individuals at their houses that was the property owner of the house and property owners of the vehicles.

    With this broken down system of how the prosecutor that’s located in the city limits of St. Louis, Missouri what is trying to charge property owners and the governor of the state of Missouri decided to issue out a governors Pardon to the homeowners that the protesters was approaching their house.

    The city limits of Kansas City, Missouri was just willing to marry individuals to verify that individuals was married of these type of situations of protesters approaching property owners houses and making demands that the city limits of Kansas City, Missouri can issue out a city pardons instead of the governor.

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  11. This broken down system of all of these protesters that was protesting on a public street/public sidewalk for different issues and different events.

    Protesters decided to approach private property that they never owns and they do not have the property needs for.

    Homeowners that have the title deed that came out of their house to defend for their lives for these protesters not to be able to get into the house and the governor of the state of Missouri decided to issue out a governors Pardon to the individuals that the protesters was approaching private property.

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  12. Mayor Lickass thinks spinsters are heart shaped.

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  13. 3:49 Russian bot, nobody speaks broken English as well as the ruskies!

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  14. TOP PHOTO -- ANGELS AND DEMONS

    Q: According to The Da Vinci Code, what would happen when Quinton delivered a saxophone to DisneyWorld?

    A: Pluto gets blown!!!

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  15. this last comment is antisemitic by suggesting people like Q are demons. This is the same type of messaging that happened in the last century.

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