Friday, February 19, 2021

KANSAS CITY MAYOR Q READY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR CURING COVID TODAY!!!

Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas enforced some of the most stringent regulations on small biz ever enacted in order save lives during the COVID-19 pandemic. 

Plague numbers are now steeply declining coincidentally and totally UNRELATED to the mail-in ballot defeat of obese former TV game show host, world-class golfer and former Prez Trump following a FAILED panty raid at the Capitol which terrified AOC who was safely under police protection about half a mile away.

Accordingly . . .

KANSAS CITY MAYOR Q WILL BE GRANTED MSM CREDIT FOR CURING COVID!!!

However . . . 

The mayor has permanently damaged his relationship with many locals given that most of his decisions were crafted without much or any input from stakeholders and seemed to rely mostly on the pronouncements of health department honcho Dr. Rex.

Agree or disagree with local pandemic policy, there is no denying that KCMO was more effective at enacting restrictions against small business than chain restaurants and box stores.

Nevertheless, we're sure that the upcoming loosening of COVID rules will be welcomed by both conspiracy theorists and compliant plebs. 

Narrative . . .

Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas will announce updated COVID-19 guidelines on Friday.

Details will be announced at a noon news conference.

In recent weeks, COVID-19 cases have dropped dramatically in Missouri. Statewide numbers are at a six-month low.

Kansas City has seen COVID-19 cases decline in recent weeks, with the current positivity rate of 4.6% per 100,000 residents, according to the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services.

Check the links . . .

Fox4: Mayor Lucas to announce update in Kansas City's COVID-19 guidelines Friday

KCTV5: In Kansas City, new cases have declined by 73 percent.

KMBC: Last month, the mayor extended the State of Emergency in Kansas City until May 1, but relaxed part of the emergency order, allowing bars and restaurants to close at midnight.

Developing . . .

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Far too optimistic. We'll be wearing masks until forever.

Everyone said...

^^^

:(

Anonymous said...

Golly Tony you're gonna have the chucklowes coming to your place with pitchforks for such a grievous insult to their beloved Cheeto.

Anonymous said...

Of course he will. Now lift all of the restrictions, lockdowns, and mandates now that the Kung Flu is gone and lets get our lives, what is left of them, back to normal.

The Bitter Truth said...

Lucas would take credit for your daily dump if he thought it would gain him media time.

Anonymous said...


Geezus you're cynical.

Anonymous said...

^^^You don’t start out cynical but almost certainly end up that way.

Anonymous said...

Lucas needs to be arrested and charged with fraud.

chuck said...

The mayor is on the same page as Jane Fonda, he thinks Covid is "God's gift to the left".

The ability to destroy small business' which are for the most part, owned by conservatives while allowing, as TKC notes box stores to stay open was always an unexpected but useful liberal lagniappe in the "Never let a crisis go to waste" Alinsky paradigm.

The absolute definition of what the mayor and D卐M☭CRATs like him represent, is the Teacher's Union.

The mayor SHOULD take credit. Credit for all the lost jobs, hopes, dreams and economies of those who suffered under his jackbooted diktats that did NOTHING to help and literally killed off his constituents.

Fuck you mr. mayor.

Anonymous said...

It's becoming clear that President Trump did all the heavy lifting when it comes to the pandemic. Trump implemented the travel ban on China, fast-tracked therapeutics, developed vaccines, and helped get vaccination numbers up to about a million doses a day.

Anonymous said...

Chuck you're on the same page with all the other delusional psychotic in the Golden Book of Loonies.

Biscuits.

Anonymous said...

Virtually no change in the covid orders! LOL!

Lucas acts like he has delivered us from this great scare, 40 cases a day with virtually all of those being minor in nature. Keeps us enslaved to maximize the grift from the federal government! Pathetic.....

And all you losers that will respond negatively to this post are slaves to Lucas and Rex.....

Anonymous said...

Wow Trump developed vaccines? Gosh, it was sort of a waste for him to be president then wasn't it?*

Trump did nothing of the sort. Pfizer developed theirs with zero government help. So shut the fuck up already. You chucklowes and your revisionist history.


*it was already a waste

Anonymous said...

12:17 is completely wrong!! According to the NY Times, Pfizer received nearly $$2 Billion to develop the vaccine quickly as part of Trump's Operation Warp Speed. My post is based on facts, not social media gossip. So 12:17 is the one who needs to quit spreading
revisionist history and shut the f up already!

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:17, the grown-ups are talking. You should stick to your wacko left-wing conspiracy theory coloring book.

Anonymous said...

No, 12:26. They accepted a $1.95 billion order, but Pfizer did not accept federal funding to help develop or manufacture the vaccine.

Stop. Go back to Parler.

Anonymous said...

Trump dropped the ball so quickly on it the country never recovered from his fumble. "We have it totally under control," and all that nonsense. Or did you chucklowes forget all that?

Anonymous said...

Mayor McDrinkerson! You sure seem interested in governing and taking credit when there's a camera pointed your way!

Go back to teaching intro classes, clown.

Anonymous said...

Biden miracled the vaccine into existence on day one you guys!!

Anonymous said...

https://www.kshb.com/news/coronavirus/kcmo-to-loosen-some-covid-19-restrictions-as-cases-decline


Beginning at 10 p.m. Friday, restaurants and bars can return to normal operating hours and will no longer be required to close at midnight, Lucas said at a news conference at City Hall...