Thursday, February 18, 2021

KANSAS CITY GROCERY CHAIN DISCOUNTS MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH CEREAL AFTER SUPER BOWL RETURN TRIP DEFEAT!!!

Remember that just a couple of years ago fans horded breakfast cereal named in honor of a rising star Kansas City Chiefs quarterback.

Mahomes Magic Crunch quickly sold more than 300K units and local grocery chain Hy-vee bragged about putting in an order for an additional 600K when fans emptied store shelves. Given that hindsight is 20/20, it was kind of like a preview of toilet paper hoarding that would soon follow at the outset of the pandemic. 

Accordingly and with respect to KICK-ASS TKC READERS who are the most astute observers of human nature in the metro . . . 

WITNESS MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH HEAVILY DISCOUNTED AND UNTOUCHED ON KANSAS CITY SHELVES!!!

Here's the word . . .

"There were at least 500 boxes in this stack with dozens more nearby, I guess fans are voting with their spoons and it doesn't seem like they're very confident about the future of the QB. I was never able to taste test the cereal when it was first introduced but now it looks like the idea has gone stale." 

Take a look . . .

For those reading outside of the metro, let's not forget that boxes are still on sale for about $160 in hopes of cashing in on unwitting collectors

Meanwhile, our grocery store experience hints that a 2 for 1 sale will soon be enacted in the Kansas City metro in order to clear out the unwanted foodie experiment.

Developing . . .

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is some bitter blogging but it's funny because it's bitter and true. Sad.

KCJd said...

^^^

Lulz.

Not really that sad. I'm sure the QB cashed in quite nicely and a lot of fans got the thrill the paid for. The only people who really got hosed on this deal were "collectors" and NOBODY should collect breakfast cereal. Just sayin, there are far more rewarding hobbies.

Anonymous said...

Patty Cake's corn flakes wilt under the pressure of milk

Anonymous said...

I heard on the news that Andy Reid used his influence and got his unemployed son Brit a job as a Driver's Education Instructor at Shawnee Mission East High School.

Anonymous said...

Always thought he was overrated but everyone likes to jackoff over the chiefs so whatever

Anonymous said...

10:09 I heard you suck a lot of dick. It’s not news because everyone knows it. You like to suck dick, boy.

Just sayin' said...

^^^

You think about having sex with men A LOT.

Anonymous said...

KC should buy some of this and feed the homeless at the convention center.

Anonymous said...

11:16, I was thinking the exact same thing. Pattycake and HyVee should split the loss and donate the remaining stock.

Trut said...

^^^ Good call

Anonymous said...

Kansas City. Home of useless eater consumers.

Anonymous said...

Yes, wait until a bit down the line, Your Hero to Zeros will have the Frankenstein pitchfork and scythe crowd wanting him down the road. And all your hundreds of millions of tax dollar monies be wasted. Like your ball scratching on the couch while you admired him. Oh, the people we hold higher than the Almighty. For talent we dreamnt about in our faux glory days. Poof he will be down the road, followed by the Racist Chief name. Insert your Tranny team and the Rainbow with pink fur collar team outfits. Times be a changin in Killa city. Frankestein threw the little girl in the water, Tyreek knows who broke the kids arm first.

Anonymous said...

It's always a good idea to have a few boxes of this stuff in the trunk of your car.
Works great for traction if you're stuck in the snow!
And then, the birds actually eat it.
Win, win!

Anonymous said...


Ha Ha Ha Ha Buy some and throw it out to the birds they need food right now, at that price you can afford it and then buy something good for yourself.

Anonymous said...

It's all leftover from last year anyway

Gus said...

These would make a nice participation award for the players.

Anonymous said...

Sugar laced junk food was all it was. My brothers kids said it was nasty and wouldn't eat it, they had to throw the rest away.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- THE CEREAL BOWL

Q: What does Tom Brady call Mahomes Crunch?


A: WEAKIES!!!

Anonymous said...

Not bad for the reduced price. All breakfast cereal is garbage but this is actually ok for the price.

Anonymous said...

But Mahomes triggers me!!! Whaaa!! He's better, richer, younger, stronger than me and I can't take it!!! Whaaa!!!!

So-So Socialist said...

^^^

And yet, we know you don't support that kind of overly capitalist money grab and celebrity worship. You're just trolling for attention and because you don't have job. Weird.

Anonymous said...

OK Boomer, was there a point in all that rambling? You failed to make it.

Anonymous said...

^^^

Only old people say "Okay Boomer" anymore.

LOSER.

Anonymous said...

Too cold for cereal n milk

Big box of Cheerios, halF eaten, going stale.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Jenner was the Champion of Cereal boxes. lol