Grow up . . .
The "first couple" of Kansas City might be protecting their privacy and enjoying precious moments as young first time parents. That's really sweet and likely true.
However . . .
Behind the scenes, the team repping the King & Queen of Kansas City are hoping for feature and possibly front page coverage of their baby debut from national celebrity rags & Trash TV.
This is standard practice, part of the NFL game and a reassuring sign that Mr. Mahomes is already developing a plan for life after football.
What we'll likely see is an Instagram tease and then feature content . . . It's doubtful they can swing a front page from People magazine which is one of many publications that typically helps promote this kind of garbage . . . However, more "revealing" birth pix might make TMZ.
We can only hope.
Accordingly, here's a clearinghouse of Brit & Mahomes links that will do more for this blog than constantly complaining about rampant KCMO corruption.
Check-it . . .
Creepy 'Niki Swift' Headline: Everything We Know About Patrick Mahomes And Brittany Matthews' New Baby
Arrowhead Pride: Patrick Mahomes providing 30,000 meals to East Texas food bank
Developing . . .