Sunday, February 07, 2021

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FAIL SPARKS CELEBRATORY GUNFIRE!!!

Denizens of the KCMO urban core might be just a bit surprised to hear rampant gunfire tonight in the midst of a crushing football defeat.

Listen closely . . .

SHOOTING AND FIREWORKS PERSIST DESPITE THE CHIEFS LOSS!!!

I'm sure there are plenty of ways to explain away this phenomenon but my favorite is that GenZ humor is exceptionally absurdist. 

And this fact gives us hope for the future. And the NEXTGEN is merely punking a town that's well on its way to bankrupcy no matter who wins a big, corporate game

Developing . . .

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Told you the shootings would continue after they lost! What was that Chiefs winning score again?

Anonymous said...

Truth be told... virtually anything in Kansas City sparks gunfire. A history of Kansas City fail. Now, that this game is over we can get back to reality. Chiefs win last year was a total fluke.

Anonymous said...

Celebratory crash into broke down family's car. BOOM!

Anonymous said...

What? Gronkowski?

Topeka Reader said...

It was quiet in Topeka tonight no fireworks here this year. Last year the fireworks going off for about 45 minutes after Super Bowl 54 win.

Matt Haynes said...

Go Jets