Kansas City Carjacking Crew Still At Large

This quick crime roundup reminds us that a group of armed crooks continue to stalk local streets posing a clear & present danger to public safety.

A dark Dodge Challenger crashes into victims and when a driver emerges to survey the damage, gunmen demand keys. 

A few more deets and a listing of more local fugitives:

Key connection in series of carjackings across KC Metro

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Police are investigating a series of carjackings across the Kansas City Metro over the past month. Investigators say each time a dark Dodge Challenger is involved. "I didn't think much of it until I got out and had a gun in my face, him yelling at me to give him the [...]

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  1. Well if any of these people are black you can't do anything about it or Quinton Lucas will send the black panthers to come a get ya. You know those guys that are just like the white KKK but are accepted because they are black so that makes it O.K.

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  2. Why are so many people driving around unarmed?

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  3. "if any of these people are black"


    You mean you wonder? This is KC bud!

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  4. No description of the suspects. Well, why not? The important thing is the fragile feelings of the 'community'. It's not like we want to catch criminals or anything.

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  5. ^^Two pants-shitting goons with applesauce on their chins and reeking of geriatric shit. That help you Maude?

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    1. ^^Actually I know it's probably two blacks. Does anyone get my Maude reference? It's one of my only two jokes. It's so lonely in the zoo, so lonely.

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  6. ^^and yet you STILL managed to get triggered, and knocked the fuck out!! Two for one! Weird!

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  7. ^^^Little monkeys don't knock anybody out. Are you having those gorilla delusions again?

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  8. I can tell you where to find the carjacking crew. At Quinton's downtown warming center. They are being protected by the Black Panthers (so gay).

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  9. 3 are white, 2 are black. Doesn’t matter. I hope they are all killed soon.

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