Tuesday, February 16, 2021

In Defense Of Patrick Mahomes Hype

The Patrick Mahomes legend is under attack and local fanbois are desperately rushing to defend the superstar far better than his offensive did on Super Bowl eve.

Not sure why but the growth economy of Patrick Mahomes is very important to local pundits. 

Money line from a vehement defense besides a funny quip about the "violent liquid diarrhea" of his big game performance . . .

"And yet, here we are with the narrative being run through every sports network’s national cycle being that Mahomes played terribly and is in some sort of regression."

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Everything Sucks About the Post-Super Bowl Patrick Mahomes Narratives

Well, that sucked. Despite being on a site called Arrowhead Report, that may have been too broad a statement for 2021, so I will be more specific. What sucked was watching my favorite team get their collective face kicked in for four straight hours in the Super Bowl.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Mahomes era is over, deal with it people.

Anonymous said...

and yet he's still the best QB in the league by a long shot and it's really not even close. Weird.

D卐M☭CRATs LIE said...

Flash in the pan.

Anonymous said...

12:19 you delusional asshole.

The best was on the team that actually won the Super Bowl this year, so STFU!

Anonymous said...

12:16 is a guy that probably has a two inch dick and thinks he's the most hung dude in the Midwest.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Chimpy! You golden arm football god isn't worth a crap now. He will spend next season getting knocked on his ass.

Anonymous said...

Scab fans. Lets see you do better! Arm chair freaking losers! We all had hopes that through crisis we would be stronger! He isn't a robot. If that was all you had to look forward to in life..you should go shovel snow for someone. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. .my best hope for gloating to my Florida Buckaneer relatives.BWA!!!! Go ahead call me names You know I am right! You are sub human.

Anonymous said...

^^^ whatever loser

Anonymous said...

Your 3rd grade teacher is calling you'12:31. Virtual class hasn't been excused.

Anonymous said...


Patty Puss isn't a super star. He's a ficken loser with a pointy face and tiny ears that can't even sell cereal. He a disgrace to our city and it's children. He has proven to be entitled to get drunk on the streets against the laws of the city during the parade with no punishment from the police. He is proof BLM is entitled Bull Shit.

Anonymous said...

^^fuckin aye he did, and it was fun as hell to watch! Your pussy hurt so bad you couldn't enjoy it...that's your fault. He rules Maude...you drool!

Anonymous said...

Time to take your Prozac 1:03^^

Anonymous said...


They aren't fanbois. They are racist colored people. Hell they would have defended Hitler if he was colored. They just don't know any better.

Anonymous said...

Patty Cakes looked like Elvis Grbac against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense.

Pretty obvious his passing stats are due to Tyrek Hill being an incredible receiver.

Tampa Bay double-teamed Tyrek and he could not get open. Patty Cakes just ran around like a chicken with his head cut off afraid he was going to be tackled.

Anonymous said...

^^But I thought you fucktards weren't watching? Another lying geriatric exposed! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Father of the Year, Andy Reid, can show Patty Cakes which direction to run which should be forward.

Patty Cakes ran 457 yards backwards. No wonder the Chiefs lost.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet how would you know geezer, you didn't watch. Unless you did which makes you just another of the many geriatric liars who post here. Busted pop-pops!

Anonymous said...

100% That game was ALL Brady. No one that worships the CHIEFS will admit that. They outplayed them. Period

Anonymous said...

^^but how would you know unless you watch geriatric fucktard liar? #boycottsdontwork #allgeriatricsareliars #everybodywatchedtheSuperBowl

Anonymous said...

Brady is the GOAT, but he wouldn't have done sh*t if he had the Chiefs offensive line. Brady had 4 QB pressures vs. 29 for Mahomes. This is on the Chiefs leadership for ignoring the offensive line for too long, injuries or no injuries.

Anonymous said...

^ that's because Brady can read defenses and complete a pass within 2 seconds dumb fuck. Patty Cakes ran around because he was lost and didn't know what to do.

After another year or two; Patty Cakes is going to be slower than 90% of the linebackers in the NFL and won't be able to run around anymore and then will suck more than he did in the Super Bowl.

Anonymous said...

I like Mahomes and I hate to say this but he will not win another Superbowl. Mark my words.

Anonymous said...

Damn the Chiefs are stuck with Mahomes and his massive contract even though other teams know how to shut him down now and that really sucks. It's only a matter of time before he gets injured.