Thursday, February 25, 2021

Definition Of Basic: Kansas City Wedding Inspired By Taylor Swift

Subtitle for the wedding invitation:

"It doesn't get any whiter than this . . ."

We're kidding, of course. 

This seems like a charming event and this level of detail displays a great deal of meticulous planning and a daddy with VERY deep pockets.

Here's a peek at middle-class indulgence for the benefit of an industry that was nearly wiped out last year by plague . . .

This Taylor Swift-themed wedding staged by a KC event planner is everything

Photo by Mon PhotographyRenowned musician Taylor Swift gave fans, or "Swifties," the inside scoop on her reinvented self with two spark-filled albums in the latter half of 2020. Swift, having created a first dance-perfect sound with her most recent folk-style albums Folklore and Evermore, wiggled her way into households with slow, mystical jams like "Willow", "Champagne Problems" and "Cardigan".

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

barf

Bandit said...

"Swifies" are friggin retards.

Anonymous said...

^^says another friggin retard who would know. Ha!

Longhaired White guy wearing a Burger King hat said...

"Hitler was right". --- Taylor Swift

Anonymous said...

The wedding theme is "Getting Married to God Awful Music".

Anonymous said...

Yes, Let's get married to music by someone who has a long list of failed relationships.

Bandit said...

They could go play with their gender neutral Potato Heads after the ceremony.

Tab said...

You sound butthurt tkc

Anonymous said...

I don't want to think about tkc's butt or how it hurts!