Kansas City football fans are justifiably upset after the big game didn't live up to their expectations.
Whilst we won't join dudes past their prime castigating younger men for their sorrows, the disappointment is understandable among the plebs who might not understand that it's all rigged.
Still, it was a fun ride and inspires us to share some of our favorite links for hardcore readers . . .
Penalties Prevent RepeatBucs win Super Bowl LV 31-9, Chiefs penalties too much to overcome deficit
by: Juan Cisneros Posted: / Updated: TAMPA, Fla. - Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeat the Chiefs 31-9 in Super Bowl LV. This is Brady's NFL record seventh championship ring and he earned his fifth Super Bowl MVP.
Time Runs Out
Chiefs-Bucs Super Bowl LV rapid reaction: 'Run It Back' campaign falls just short
Running it back will have to wait at least another year for the Kansas City Chiefs. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Super Bowl champions after defeating Kansas City 31-9. The Chiefs finish the 2020 season just one win shy of completing their title defense. The Chiefs began the game by scoring first, taking a three-point lead.
Crash Excuse Emerges
Chiefs HC Andy Reid: My heart goes out to all those involved in last week's crash
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid told reporters Sunday following Super Bowl LV that his "heart goes out" to everyone involved in last Thursday's multi-vehicle crash involving his son, Chiefs outside linebackers coach Britt Reid, that left a 5-year-old with life-threatening injuries.
RUN OF THE NIGHT!!!
PHOTOS: Man in swimsuit runs on field before being tackled by security during Super Bowl
An unknown man slipped onto the field at the Super Bowl and ran toward midfield, drawing applause from the 25,000 fans in attendance. The man took off his shirt, waved it above his head and kept running, showing off his pink bodysuit with the words "Vitaly Uncensored" written on the front.
Alt-Hip-Hop Was Never Right For Mainstream Crowd
The Weeknd's Super Bowl LV halftime show underwhelms viewers
The Weeknd took the stage at Super Bowl LV to headline the high-energy "Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show." With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers holding a commanding lead over the Kansas City Chiefs, the performer, whose real name is Abel Tesfae, took the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Fla.
Ad Game Always Wins
Best, worst Super Bowl commercials in 2021: The biggest winners & losers from Super Bowl 55
Not all commercials are created equal. As the Chiefs found out the hard way today, they can't all be winners, and in fact, some times there can be big, big losers. While the Super Bowl reminds us of that lesson, the commercials did, even more so.
GOAT: BRADY PROVES BEST!!!
Brady Wins Record Fifth Super Bowl MVP
Tom Brady won his fifth Super Bowl MVP award and his seventh ring in the Buccaneers' 31-9 victory over the Chiefs in Super Bowl LV. Brady, 43, threw for 201 yards and three touchdowns in the win and completed 21-of-29 passes.
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I guess the mayor has to come now and deal with the problems in KC. Sad.
ReplyDeleteWas not rigged. Brady just makes it look easy.
DeleteTouchdown Tom.
ReplyDeleteI bet that Andy "Big Red" Reid was distracted that his degenerate, alcoholic son got in trouble with his drinking and driving...and a 5 year old girl's life is in the balance now. Shame on the Chiefs organization for not doing anything for this family over the past 3 days!! I am glad that the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) Tom Brady kicked little Baby Mahomes' ass. Does this mean they can stop running all of those STUPID Nebraska Furniture Mart commercials of Patrick and Brittany bragging about all the "swag" furniture they have bought there?
ReplyDeleteEVERYTIME THAT GOOFBALL TECH N9NE SHOWS UP TO A KC AREA SPORTING EVENT THE TEAM LOSES
ReplyDeleteLOOK AT THE ROYALS DURING THE WORLD SERIES
LOOK AT THE CHIEFS TONIGHT
TECH, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIPS BRO
Goodbye, Kool-Aid Man.
ReplyDeleteI think it was the Biden curse did the Chiefs in.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Soros and Hugo Chavez threw the game. It was a stolen from us! Just wait till March 6th when Trump is enawugrated. "enawugrated" is that another term for getting an enema?
ReplyDeleteWorst half time ever. The commercials were stupid.
ReplyDeleteBeware. The mayor Lucass curse is on. The royals are next.
ReplyDelete- Didn't watch half-time, never do.
ReplyDelete- Thought commercials were not very good in general.
- Thought Buc's played a better game. Deserved to win.
- Chiefs O line was makeshift and Buc's made that the focus and took the
game right to them. Not an excuse, just fact.
- Mahommie was not 100% but was brutalized by the rush and still is the
best young QB.
- Thank you Andy.
- Thank you Hunt family.
- We'll be back next season!
I WON, BY A LOT!
ReplyDelete^^^ Now THAT is comedy my friend.
DeleteI told you all early in the season the fame and money was going to ruin the boy and it took a veteran quarterback to put the boy in his place and prove just that. The over paid quarterback in the end didn't live up to his side of the bargain.
ReplyDeleteThe world tonight saw who the greatest quarterback still is right now and it isn't Patrick Mahomes yet.
Maybe Mahomes will get his head back in the game next year and stop with the super star crap and partying all the time if he wants to win another Super Bowl, until then he'll be eating a lot of crow.
At the end of every season all that matters is whose the winner after the Super Bowl and nothing else. Like Sean Connery once said, "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." Tonight the Bucs are doing just that.
The news reports are wrong. KC Chiefs won. We won by alot. It was a landslide. We have a great team, they did a great job and we won! It was stolen by the refs who can influence the score and outcome of the game. We should protest the game and have it arbitrated.
ReplyDeleteOnce again Dave is dead on the money. Chiefs thought they had this one in the bag. Golly, Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!
ReplyDeleteWeepy Kansas City. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThe real Mahomie showed up tonight and all he did was run his mouth, run the wrong way down the field then get sacked.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please tell Mayor Lucas and Andy Reid to stay in tampa.
ReplyDeleteI am beginning to think the Royals and Chiefs wins were total flukes. Nothing successful comes from this town.
ReplyDeleteMahomes will not win another Superbowl. Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch.
ReplyDeleteBut nice to see GOAT Tom Brady, surpass Joe Montana and other great White quartebacks.
WHITE POWER WINS!!!!! MAGA motherfuckers!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe mayor Lucas curse is now upon the city.
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