Thursday, January 07, 2021

Kansas Congressman Catches COVID

Like hundreds of thousands of residents of his state, this politico has been infected with the global pandemic . . . His condition has garnered national news headlines whilst the plebs are mostly forced to rely on the magical and proven healing properties of chicken soup & love.

Check-it . . .

Kansas Rep. Jake LaTurner tests positive for COVID-19

A newly-elected congressman from Kansas said early Thursday that he tested positive for coronavirus. Rep. Jake LaTurner, a Republican from Kansas, released a statement that said he got the result after he was in the Capitol building in Washington D.C. on Wednesday. "Congressman Jake LaTurner received a positive test result for COVID-19.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fucking Trumptards, they are always catching it! Too fucking dumb to wear masks. He got what he deserved. "The great democratic hoax" gets another fucking tool.

Anonymous said...

The dude is another COVID denier. Moron.

Anonymous said...

8:41 you seem angry, what’s a matter little girl? Daddy not hug you enough! Roflmao!

Anonymous said...

Obviously @9:17, because no Democrat has EVER contracted COVID or has EVER broken Quarantine or has EVER disobeyed there own ridiculous arbitrary rules. It's a virus people are going to get it if they are not hiding in their basement. That doesn't even work because a virus can lie dormant and then reappear in a population; that's why these stupid lockdowns don't work. For people that want to follow the science you don't do a very good job of it.

Anonymous said...

^^^Nope. Only repubturd fools like you get it. Democrats are smarter, believe science, wear masks, and understand how virus's work. You do none of those things. Get it and fucking die Boomer. Moron.

LeƱador said...

This pandemic is a model of applied Darwinism.

If the government can make you wear clothes in public, then they can make you wear a mask, to protect you from yourself - like seat belts & helmets.

Assistant Crack-Whore said...

WTF kind of last name is "LaTurner" ?!

Anonymous said...

Covid for win. Secretly hoping that every politician ends up quarantined for a month or so.