Monday, January 25, 2021

KANSAS CITY CONTRADICTION: MAYOR Q HOPES FOR CHIEFS SUPER BOWL 'UNITY' AMID CONTINUED COVID CRACKDOWN!!!

The top politico in Kansas City is forced to make a tough sale to football fans.

To wit . . .

MAYOR Q TOUTS "UNITY" AND CELEBRATES THE CHIEFS WHILST SMALL BIZ SUFFERS ECONOMIC DEVASTATION AND RED STATE VOTERS REBUKE PROGRESSIVE VALUES CHAMPIONED BY FOOTBALLERS AND KANSAS CITY URBAN CORE VOTERS!!!

Update reference . . .

JOE.I.AM'S UNITY - Prez Joe Biden's Inauguration Speech Remix.

The reality is that "big game" could be one of the worst super bowls in modern history.

Our reader community notes that Budweiser, Coke & Pepsi have already pulled out of the Super Bowl party.

Moreover . . .

The real "great" American competition that might draw more spectators is the 2.0 impeachment of former Prez Trump.

On the bright side, we could count this as a win for voter engagement . . .

And so, all we're left with is political cheerleading as this cowtown attempts to put on a happy face for a football contest in the midst of an evolving American crisis.

Check the links . . .

Fox4: KC Mayor Lucas celebrates Chiefs' unifying success after divisive 2020

KMBC: KCMO Mayor Quinton Lucas pumped for community after Chiefs win in tough year

Fox4: KC restaurants juggling Chiefs games demand with pandemic restrictions

KCTV5: KC Sports Commission says no parade if Chiefs win

KMBC: Mayor Quinton Lucas says 'it would be inappropriate and irresponsible' to host an in-person celebration

Developing . . .

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or, you could, you know, read a book.

Anonymous said...

^^^

Lulz.

What's a book?

Randall said...

^^^ It's like a phone but without so much spyware.

Anonymous said...

^^^ now that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day! Well done sir!

Byron Funkhouser said...

After 9-11 the NFL paused for a week, but then, President Bush, correctly in my view, asked the NFL to resume play.

Yes, it's a diversion, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

People need an emotional break. Enjoy the game, safely at home.

I'll be cheering for the Kansas City team. Winning two in a row would be a nice brag.

Anonymous said...

Looks like mayor lickass took full advantage of the taxpayer paid for suite, food and all the liquor he could drink amirite!

Anonymous said...

Not going to happen Quinton. You blew it bigger than you do at Missie B's on Saturday nights!

Anonymous said...

You keep using that word unity but I do not think it means what you think it means.

Anonymous said...

FUCK THE STUPOR BOWL

Anonymous said...


I can't believe this guy he is Bat Shit Crazy. Lucas celebrates Chiefs unifying success after divisive 2020???? Lucas touts Unity???? So who kneeled like the coward he is while he and his cohorts were destroying the Plaza? Who spread racist hate around the city with BLM graffiti all over the place? Who worships a bunch of virus spreading hate America morons while he closes down everyone else trying t make a living? Hey Lucas shove you fake peace bull shit up your ugly black ass it's not going to happen dumb racist fucktard. You don't have sense enough to pour piss out of a boot before you put it on and everyone in the metro thinks you are pathetic. Look what you have done to the city moron.

Anonymous said...


I agree FUK the dumb ass commie bowl. LOSE CHIEFS LOSE better yet DIE CHIEFS DIE maybe the plane will crash.

Anonymous said...

An ugly, disgusting bird, the Whining Chucklowe can be spotted at tonyskansascity.com.

They are considered pests, so shooting them is the preferred method of disposal.

Byron Funkhouser said...

8:32

I've been using this account less than a day & already Google notified me that someone was trying to steal my identity.

Ask your mother what your name is; you seem to have forgotten.

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting Byron! You need help.

Nurse Ratchet said...

Which personality are they trying to steal Cybil, I mean Byron and how does it make you feel?

Anonymous said...

Don't feed Bryon, he's a troll.

Anonymous said...

Shame that Quinton is trying to cash in the Chiefs rather than do his job.

Anonymous said...

8:48, Been reading your tripe (wait, tripe has content) for a while now, regardless of your affiliation, you, Sir, are a certifiable piece of shit...

Anonymous said...

I never met a chucklowe who wasn't a piece of shit. Can't take it? Go away. Forever.

Many people feel the chucklowes need to be rounded up and drowned. They add nothing to society and in fact, are a drain on it.

Anonymous said...

�� BREAKING �� The Democrat Gestapo has arrested Brandon Straka of the #Walkaway movement for being at the DC rally This is retribution from a tyrannical left who the FBI works for. Meanwhile Hunter Biden is free, while having a laptop full of crimes including pedophilia

Anonymous said...

Brandon Straka is a fag.

Anonymous said...

It is fun watching the left eat their own. They never know who will be next.

Byron Funkhouser said...

The ‘WalkAway’ campaign began on Facebook in the summer of 2018 after Straka, a handsome, gay hairdresser from New York posted a video explaining why he was walking away from the Democrat party.

Anonymous said...

Got a little crush on him Byron?

Byron Funkhouser said...

I don't have a crush on him CHUD! Go back to Matlock.

Anonymous said...

You are confusing your troll IDs Chimpy LOL!

Anonymous said...

I love Mark Funkhowser. Are you related to him Byron? He is awesome!

Bri said...

Lololol 😂😂😂

Bri said...

Spot on!

B. Funkhouser said...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a surprise announcement at the start of the week, President Biden revealed that, for the good of the country, he will be eliminating all jobs created by Trump.

"Listen, folks-- it's time to wash away the mistakes of the past," said Biden to a clump of bran in his cereal bowl he mistook for his labor secretary. "Trump was a bad racist man, and everything he did was bad. It's time to roll back all the racist jobs he created and replace them with new, non-racist jobs-- like windmill painters, solar panel squeegee repairmen, and COVID lockdown enforcers."

Journalists at The New York Times praised the announcement as "a step in the right direction" toward forever erasing the Trump presidency. "All those millions of jobs have been tainted by white supremacy," said Executive Editor Dean Baquet. "All those people who are losing their jobs should thank President Biden since they no longer work in Trump-created jobs and are now on the right side of history."

Biden has promised to build special labor camps for people who have lost their jobs and still want to do some labor. "We will pay you with 1 bag of rice per week, and some delicious powdered milk!" he announced proudly.

Unfortunately, this measure is expected to eliminate most mainstream journalism jobs, since Trump created most of those too.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Notice how much I'm being ignored?

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- TAIL GATING

Asked why he never made it inside the stadium for the game, law lecturer Quinton explained that oral arguments over a tight end led to multiple continuances!!!

Anonymous said...

GOVERNOR PARSON SHOULD ORDER A FULL PARDON FOR TREY SONGZ

he's a chiefs fan isn't he?*

isn't that enough?

the chiefs kick ass.

this is the only meaningful UNITY out there

FREE THE PANTY DROPPA

*if facts turn out that Mr Songz was cheering for the bills then i renounce all of the foregoing