We're nearing the end of January, so it's a little late for resolutions. However, making empty promises is always welcomed on the Internets.
Accordingly, this NEXTGEN list might inspire yet another social media update that will make friends & family cringe whilst begrudgingly sharing a heart as they can't help but hate-watch the horrible lives of all their frenemies . . . Check-it:
My Biggest Goal for 2021
As with every new year, people commonly make resolutions to change their lives in some way. This year, I wanted to make a lasting change. Instead of picking something that would give me temporary satisfaction, I really wanted to incorporate a change of mindset.
That's very nice, sweetheart. We'll put your list of goals right here on the refrigerator so we can see it every day !
ReplyDeleteActually she has some pretty good ideas. Chuck and his minions could take particular note of the one about worrying. Most of the stuff people worry about simply never happens.
ReplyDelete...like Epstein didn't kill himself or Sloppy Joe got 80 million votes?
DeleteAnd then most of the things that happen are not foreseen anyway, like inane and increasingly irrelevant comments from the chucklowes.
ReplyDeleteHer goals should include getting fucked good and hard by a big dick on a regular basis. Probably an unrealistic goal at UMKC because most male students are effeminate homosexuals.
ReplyDelete^^^^And certainly beyond anything you have to offer.
ReplyDeleteMe, me, and more ME!
ReplyDeleteIf she is involved in women's sports or uses a women bathroom get ready to welcome confused men who identify as women thanks to the leader of the free world taking time on his first day to say it is so. No Karen reactions now just embrace our new socialist utopia.
ReplyDelete^^Ugh huh. OK Boomer. You can die now.
ReplyDeleteWhatever............Just don't depend on someone else to pay your college loan.
ReplyDelete^^OK Boomer. Go die now please.
ReplyDelete^^OK Bitch, you millennial douches can pay free tuition - and all the other handouts.
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