Saturday, January 09, 2021

Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Pimps Silly Sunglasses

I don't care how great of a QB he is, his brand partnership is garbage because the product looks like a cheap 80s Terminator rip-off from a low-budget pr0n movie.

Take a peek . . .

Oakley just released a pair of sunglasses in collaboration with Patrick Mahomes

Courtesy photoPatrick Mahomes' future is so bright that a designer brand mastered a pair of shades in collaboration with him. Another notch in his belt of brand partnerships (State Farm, Hunts Ketchup, Adidas), the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback collaborated with Oakley to release the Patrick Mahomes II Signature Series sunglasses, which hit the market today.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a high point in culture.

Anonymous said...

Don't be a hater. He probably earned mid six figures for that deal. What did you get this year?

Nothing?

That's what I thought.

Anonymous said...

No sillier than supposedly grown up people paying money for tickets to watch othrt supposed grownups play some children's game.

Anonymous said...


There it is again, the Queen Nefertiti look. He even has the lantern jaw. Damn he is one ugly MF'er. Hey Patty cakes, got your 70's shag carpet on? Looks like it needs a cleaning.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet he’s loved and adored by millions while your own family hates you. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Mahomes rules! Geezers drool!

Anonymous said...

But ^^ many of us (we are not that stupid) can afford Oakleys should we choose, whereas you probably couldn't score a pair of Foster Grants since you don't work and live in your troll room in mamma's basement.

Anonymous said...

^^What are “Foster Grants “ pappy?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^hey stupid keep up with the times, Foster Grant is alive and doing well unlike you are.

Anonymous said...

^^Whats a Foster Grant” Grammy?

Anonymous said...

6:22- More than six figures. Sorry you are a failure that needs to worship others that achieve. Please don't judge others by your failures.