Tuesday, January 26, 2021

HELP PICK NEW SHAWNEE MASCOTS AFTER INDIANS CANCELLED!!!

The 2016 Netflix movie Mascots wasn't a spectacular mocumentary but it had more than a few fun moments imagining the lives of people who care far too much about one of the more annoying & superfluous aspects of the sports world.

Accordingly, we share this not-so-fun reality of the local culture war . . .

HELP THE SHAWNEE MISSION SCHOOL BOARD PICK NEW MASCOTS!!!

Update: The name change will affect Belinder Elementary, Rushton Elementary, and Shawanoe Elementary Schools, and Shawnee Mission North High School in Overland Park.

Forgive us if we can't help but look forward to some of the more clever suggestions that aren't outright hate speech and/or threats.

Check-it . . .

Shawnee Mission votes to remove derogatory mascots, forcing 4 schools to find new ones

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. - The Shawnee Mission school board voted in favor of a new policy that will remove what it calls all derogatory mascots. Under this new policy, mascots at Shawnee Mission North High, Shawanoe Elementary, Rushton Elementary and Belinder Elementary will all be retired and replaced by more inclusive and culturally sensitive mascots.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

Johnson County Antifa - Feel The Bern!

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission Stalinists. Soviets, and Stasi.

Unknown said...

How about "Community Organizers", or "Commis" for short?

Anonymous said...

The poor American plains Indian. Never invented anything, built anything or wrote anything. They will now be completely forgotten. They were not worthy of being used as an example of anything in the first place. Savage mud eaters gone.......

Anonymous said...

"The Karen's"

Anonymous said...

The Shawnee Mission North LGBT's

Anonymous said...


to honor the Latinx influx to their area..

the SM North Beaners

Anonymous said...

The "Shawnee Mission Generic Mascots" - be the first in the Nation not to offnd anybody!

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Trumps!

Anonymous said...

^^or better yet since so may geezer fucktards live there, how about the Pants-shitters!

Anonymous said...


I'm glad they are dropping the Indians mascot the Indians shouldn't be recognized at all in Kansas or anywhere else in this country they lost the war.

Anonymous said...

New Mascots

North- AZTECS as its all illegal Mexicans
West - ZULU as it all MO black who dont like living with other blacks in KCMO and now live in section 8 apartments or just drive over from MO.
Northwest - Fairies or Bulls. Bull dykes will just tell the fairies to go along with the Bulls.
South - Mules bunch of coke heads
East - Leeches as they are all leeching off mommy and daddys money.

Anonymous said...

The "chimpys" to honor the ^^asshole above.

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Doucenozzles

Anonymous said...

go with the nordic theme

Northmen or something

can still use an exaggerated or even offensive portrayal of vikings if you want because systemic racism or something

also, by the way, what are the mascots of the four schools changing their names? SMN Indains but also theree were others mentioned. but the story did not say their mascots name. anyone know?

Anonymous said...

The Shawnee Matlocks!

Anonymous said...

How about "mother-fucker cock-suckers" ?

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North MAGATS. Motto: We really are the dumbest, white trash JOCO high school!

Anonymous said...

10:55, the Shawnee are not an "American plains Indian ". That was one of the complaints. They are a woodlands Nation. They will not be "completely forgotten". That's just nonsense. "Never invented anything, built anything or wrote anything." What have you done? Why are you taking credit for other people's accomplishments?

Consider "Shawnee Mission Padres".

Anonymous said...

The Widgets

Anonymous said...

Still curb stomp your little butch ass

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Name something the "woodland" Indians invented, wrote or built ? The Indians will be forgotten. They were not complaining. It's the limousine liberal Karen's that decided the Indians should be offended. Oh, and the American Indian are well on its way the way to being forgotten.

Anonymous said...

The SM North Squaws.

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North Fighting Keitzmann's !!

Yeah Baby !!

Anonymous said...


SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH NUT SLAPPERS

Anonymous said...

SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH NUT LICKERS

Anonymous said...

SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH FIGHTING NUT SACKS

KC said...

Shawnee Mission Taint Rimmers

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission, wait Shawnee is an Indian name ! Mission honors religion !
You Karen's have a problem.

Anonymous said...

All my heros rode colonizers tailcoats.

Anonymous said...

The janitors.

Anonymous said...

They're going to have to pull the Lancers, Vikings, and Raiders next. The old lady next door seems to be offended by the "Cougers" too.

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North Simp Libs.

chuck said...

Let's just quit fuckin around and get the PC crowd off of their asses.

"The Shawnee Mission Fascist Farrakhan Social Justice Warriors".

chuck said...

The "Fighting Farrakhans" would be march down the field on their knees to show solidarity with the "Cause" and never even have to get up off of their knees from the time they played the National Anthem to the end of the 4th quarter.

Inevitably they will lose every game, life on your knees is tough, BUT!! the reffs and the coaches can claim that the games were only lost because of RACISM, THE WHITE PATRIARCHY AND MICROAGGRESSIONS.

If they win in their minds and claim to have won, then, they did win!!!

Then they can all claim to be girls and the team will be the first all girls football team to win every game in a season.

BIG TECH and the media will make it happen!!

Here is to an undefeated season for the "Fighting Farrakhans"!!

Anonymous said...

Indians are mistaken. They worship "nature" and the "sky". Their big mistake is they worship objects made by God. Not God himself.

Its like complimenting a drawing. Not the person who made it. How stupid.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Indians are the original clan that worshipped the "pet rock" in their backyard! No wonder they got no rain, droughts, had to chase fleeing game, were invaded by the white man, placed on reservations. Their "GOD", the pet rock, was just a dang rock.

Anonymous said...

1:15^^^^

Have some firewater and paotee there dude and look at the sky while yer high. Just like Big Chief Owens!

Anonymous said...

The Mascot name is a minor item. Why not concentrate on the wayward path of the kids that go to Shawnee Mission North? Many are confused and mislead into very unproductive lives. Example : one past student, "Kim", promptly graduated and made a porn video with 2 men that was shown at many parties around the area, then she slept with countless guys trying to win "approval" from men. A hooker makes money - she made nothing, and probably could have picked up some nasty STD's along the way. A heavy drinker and smoker, she never went to college and was destined to be passed around from man to man who "wanted a shot at her". She only knew how to spread her legs. Never used her mind. Lets put dignity and meaning into the kids and stop wasting our time on mascot bickering. Lets save the children from themselves.

Anonymous said...

@1:12 Or as stupid as honoring the Gallows or the Guillotine or some other form of Governmental Executions!

What sort of a collection of perverts would do something like that?

Anonymous said...

THE SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH CHUCKLOWES!

Here's a logo you can use.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Your just mad because she turned your angry puggy ass down.

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp2132650.png said...

1:33 This is much better.

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp2132650.png

chuck said...

The "Fighting Farrakhans" will use Dominion Voting Machines to keep score and if the score gets really out of control, then D卐M☭CRAT Refs will clear out the bleachers for a couple of hours and when the crowd returns, the home team, "Fighting Farrakhans" will be up by 24 points!

The video of the game will have been "Rosemary Woodsed", but the local liberal media can call everyone who questions the veracity of the score a liar, or, a racist.

The Shawnee Mission North Fighting Farrakhans will win every election..., er..., game and it will be great!!!

Now, would be a good time for the whole team to sit around, braid each other's hair and pick their pronouns.

Anonymous said...

oh just fucking stop already, your candidate was incompetent from day one, he lost, get over it, move on, die

Anonymous said...

The Shawnee Mission North Redskins.

The Shawnee Mission North Football Team.

The Shawnee Mission North Chiefs.

The Shawnee Mission North Scalpers.

Anonymous said...

SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH FIGHTING VAGINA HATS

Anonymous said...

TKC Faggots!

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North Team Karens

Shawnee Mission North Fuck Ups

Shawnee Mission North Team Davids

Shawnee Mission North Team Biden

North Johnson County Liberals

North Mission Fuck You Indians

Kansas North Afro/Mexican Section 8's

North Mission Nobodies

North No Name Team

North Mission Fuck 98 Years of Tradition.

Just think of all the thousands who graduated at that school who were proud to be a part of that mascot my parents and myself included. Lets just blow the building off the face of the earth if erasing history is so important.

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North Politically Correct Limp Di*ks

Anonymous said...

THE SHAWNEE MISSION R卐P☭UBLICANZ

Anonymous said...

White guilt!!!

Anonymous said...

The "Politically Correct Limp Di*ks" logo has already been created from CHUD/Geezer/Matlock/Maude Boy's anatomical selfies, although an electron microscope was required to find the part of the image needed for proper reference.

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Mission North American Man/Boy Love Association
(probably better for a Catholic school)



Anonymous said...

Indians. go with Indians

Anonymous said...

2:05 no, the election was stolen.

^^ said...

SM North Pussies.

Anonymous said...

Do you really need it explained to you how stupid and nonsensical this comment is ?

Anonymous said...

Forget your ^^ 5:55?

Anonymous said...

"Indians" mean people from India now, so Native Americans shouldn't be in on the conversation except for the Native American imagery. Just change the imagery to a profile of a man in a turban and we should be all good. An Indian friend told me he has no problem with this. There ... problem solved at no charge.

Anonymous said...

SHAWNEE MISSION NORTH NUT SACKS

Anonymous said...

YAWN....
These kids that have been programmed to let words be offensive will have a tuff, difficult time as they deal with real life’s ups and downs!

Anonymous said...

Introducing The SMN Woke Pussies! Gooooo Pussies!

greg said...

Lets make George Soros the Mascot. Cause people foolishly believe he owns everything in Johnson County.

Anonymous said...

In an effort to support the SMSD decision to take away the "Indians" from SMN High here are some suggestions... The SMN Indigenous, How about the SMN Workers, or maybe the SMN Losers (they never get any support or recognition), and then there are the SMN Antifa's and there is always the SMN Proud Boys, SMN Nigga's. SMN Tranny's or SMN Gay's, SMN Firefighters, SMN Police, SMN Trash Collectors, SMN Pot Head's (lot's of pot consumed at that school). I could go on and on. Proud traditions in those kids futures.

Anonymous said...

The 7 course meal at an Indian reservation.....a six pack and a puppy.