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Downtown Kansas City Fireworks Celebrate Biden Inauguration: Open Thread

The anti-climax is accomplished.

What's more painful is to witness all of the adults either pouting or exalting this otherwise meaningless day.

TKC maintains that THEY could swear in a meatball sub to the office of president and it wouldn't REALLY make a difference in the lives of 99% of all Americans.

Still . . .

AROUND DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY THERE WERE FIREWORKS CELEBRATING THE INAUGURATION OF PREZ BIDEN!!!

It's still just a bit too early for our evening round of random gunfire.

And so, we share just a few of the better links on this topic in order to gauge local opinion among our KICK-ASS TKC READERS who might be upset or relieved that the Republic remains intact and the tiny clique of people who really run things have allowed us to maintain our illusions about Democracy for another day.

Veep Turns Prez

Joe Biden Is Officially The 46th President Of The United States

Decked in a face mask with his hand placed on a 127-year-old family Bible that has followed his career, Joe Biden was officially sworn as the 46th president of the United States on Wednesday. "This is democracy's day, a day of history and hope, of renewal and resolve," he said in his first speech as president.


Slam Verses Shared

Amanda Gorman: Inauguration poet calls for 'unity and togetherness'

Amanda Gorman has become the youngest poet ever to perform at a presidential inauguration, calling for "unity and togetherness" in her self-penned poem. The 22-year-old delivered her work The Hill We Climb to both the dignitaries present in Washington DC and a watching global audience of billions.


Biden Offers Unity Amid Military Lockdown

Biden promises to be 'a president for all Americans'

President Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th president of the United States Wednesday, ushering in a new era of calm and comity to Washington after four divisive and tumultuous years under former President Donald Trump.


Prez Trump Noted . . .

Trump leaves parting Oval Office letter for Biden

The letter-writing tradition between outgoing and incoming presidents is a relatively recent one, having been started lightheartedly by former President Ronald Reagan for his vice president George H.W. Bush. The message was written on stationery that included the aphorism "Don't let the turkeys get you down" with a depiction of an elephant surrounded by said birds.


China Ruling

China sanctions Pompeo, O'Brien, Azar and other Trump administration officials

WASHINGTON - The Chinese government slapped sanctions on former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, former National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien and former trade adviser Peter Navarro, along with other members of the Trump administration Wednesday.


Savor This Day

We Made Joey's Meatball Sub From the Friends Cookbook-Is It the 'Greatest Sandwich in the World?'

PEOPLE editorial assistant Mary Honkus made Joey Tribiani's all-time favorite sandwich from the new Friends c ookbook to see if it's really worth taking a bullet for Products in this story are independently selected and featured editorially. If you make a purchase using these links we may earn commission.


Prez Trump Promises Comeback

Trump defends his record and says "we'll be back" in farewell speech

President Trump touted his administration's record and bid Americans farewell in a brief speech at Joint Base Andrews before leaving Washington, D.C., on Air Force One for his final flight as president. "We've accomplished a lot," he said, adding, "What we've done has been amazing by any standard."

You decide . . .

Comments

Anonymous said…
Pretty sure those were gunshots.
Anonymous said…
Lulz. ^^
Anonymous said…
Nice to see Senator Roy Blunt got a better view than KC's mayor quinton.
Anonymous said…
A pardon for Bannon, he stole money from the "build the wall" foundation and with that pardon Trump showed how important the little folks are to him, another big FUCK YOU, and you keep going back for more.
Anonymous said…
Yes, Trump will be back for the indictments.
Hunter Bidet said…
and another big FUCK YOU, to you too
Anonymous said…
So Biden's already broken three promises on his first day. He's told the immigrants at the border to go fish, he's quashed the idea of student loan forgiveness, and after all the promises in Georgia those stimulus checks are coming up hundreds of dollars short.

Impressive record for the old groper. :) More to come!
Anonymous said…
^^Yep! Can't wait! He's a Godsend after that loser who crawled back to the swamps of Florida. Stay tuned!
Anonymous said…

Hope the message President Trump left for Joe Bidet said :

"Fuck you, you cheatin' scumbag!"
Anonymous said…
OMG!!! who the hell dressed hoe #1 Jill and hoe #2 commie? Jesus Christ they looked like shit, I already miss the days of how important it was for women to look nice and have good taste like Jackie o and especially the wonderful and beautiful Melania.

Those two today looked like hoes that Omar the tent maker made their clothes for them, disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous said…
^^and yet we're all full up on debunked conspiracy theories. That shit doesn't play anymore dummy. It's a new world, grounded in reality. Do better.
Anonymous said…
I turned on the radio and heard the last half of Gorman's poem and had to turn it off. Clearly she's not talking about the BLM protests that burned and looted our cities, the 4 years of a false Russian narrative that almost erased a popular vote, the fear mongering that a white, uneducated, bigoted group of Americans was out there to terrorize every woman and person of color.

The unifying poem would be to praise our democracy and the more perfect union we all strive to create.
Anonymous said…
^^Go watch Matlock then. It's more your spend then anyway. Fuck your feelings MAGAT. You lost!
Anonymous said…
If you think Melanie is wonderful and beautiful then please google search some german modeling websites with her in them. SHE IS COMPLETELY NAKED FONDLING ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN. SHE HAS FUNNY LOOKING BREASTS AND SHE LOOKS CRUDE AND NASTY.

YES - THE 1st LADY IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET!
Anonymous said…
The chucklowes of the world are relegated to the dustbin of history.

Goodbye chucklowes.
Anonymous said…
The media is orgasmic, especially the Black reporters getting their digs in on Trump on the way out.
Bidens first executive order is that his and all Democrats shit will not stink for 4 years with an option for another four. Everybody feel free to get on up in there with the ass kissin.

Everything's back to the Obama era normal now. Joe's checking all the SJW boxes. I thought Mandela was being inaugurated from the speechers and preachers on stage.

BTW, I seen a unicorn f...king a butterfly on the side of road at the corner of a beautiful LBGTQRSTWXYZ rainbow. Kumbaya USA!
Anonymous said…
2:37 is the voice of reason and the healing that our nation needs. Thank you for your kind and considerate reaction. I'm a better person for reading it. Thank you. Thank you.
Anonymous said…
It was strongly rumored that Melania was a Call girl and model. Yes rumored she had sex for money with wealthy men who saw her at events. She sued a few people years later when she married trump for slander, but nothing was ever achieved. People just got quiet. They didnt want to deal with her anger issues.
Anonymous said…
^^^ sounds like someone has a crush
Anonymous said…
Trump never had to protect himself from his own troops.

Biden will not deliver on $2K gibs, will not deliver on universal healthcare, will not deliver on student loan forgiveness, and will not deliver on $15 minimum wage.
He will deliver diversity quotas.
He will deliver on flooding the country with low skilled illegal immigrants to lower your wages, raise your rent, raise your taxes, and water down your vote.
He will deliver on un-American censorship.
He will deliver higher energy costs and taxes.
He will deliver corporate friendly government
He will deliver Biden care totally wrecking the US health sector.
He will deliver us to the banks he has always been the agent of.
He will deliver wars and stupid foreign adventures.
He will deliver malaise that will only deepen when his VP takes over after he finally hits the bottom of his cognitive decline.

Anonymous said…
Sorry. There are about 74 million of us.
Anonymous said…
Are you sure it wasn’t MAGATS blowing their head off in the front yard?
Anonymous said…
... or vIolence-prone MAGATS shooting and murdering police officers?
Anonymous said…
... or MAGATS setting off pipe bombs at government buildings?
Anonymous said…
... or MAGATS strutting through the streets waving Confederate flags and gunning their backfiring, piece-of-shit pickup trucks?
Anonymous said…
Or obsessed leftists who have only enough brain cells to remember an acronym and fake news? Lol
Anonymous said…
The Democrats now calling for “unity” is so disingenuous as to be laughable. They have no interest in “unity,” but rather are demanding the surrender of all who oppose them.
To them I present my middle finger and promise to give them all the “unity” that they afforded the American People and our Constitution, not to mention our President, over the last four years.”
Anonymous said…
And that's DOCTOR Jill Biden, damn you! Read her illiterate academic work for proof!
Anonymous said…
Word on the street is that on 1-21-21 masks will be banned and not be required to be worn anywhere.
KC said…
Every 4 years we make believe America still gives a shit about poetry. Should have made a hologram of old Old Dirty Bastard rapping.
Anonymous said…
Where was the poem of unity this summer when Marxist Democrats were burning and looting just about every major U.S. City.

Looks like Dr. Jill Biden was wear a Barnum and Bailey tent to cover her incredibly fat ass.

Will miss the beautiful Melania. Melania was the best 1st Lady we ever had plus she could speak five languages.

China Joe Biden cannot even read English on the teleprompter; stupid shit was squinting his beady eyes trying to read the words. Pathetic.
Anonymous said…
I don't even think Bill Clinton would fuck the ugly, loud mouth Dr. Jill Biden.

What a sad inauguration. 80 year old shit head surrounded by 25,000 troops to protect his corrupt ass.
The Bitter Truth said…
Good start Joe! Promises made, and broken in a matter of hours.
Anonymous said…
Ok, 74 million chucklowes who can be ignored. Cool.
Anonymous said…
Repeat after me: The beatings and deprogramming of Conservatives will continue until all resistance is futile. -- Joe Biden
Anonymous said…
It was nice to see that Hunter managed to sober up for the ceremony.
Anonymous said…
The reason Kameltoe Harris looked like a whore is not because of her dress. It’s because she is a whore.
Anonymous said…
It was so boring that Bill Clinton fell asleep during the ceremony.
Anonymous said…
Joe is so smart to raise minimum wage now that small businesses are struggling so much and going out of business with COVID. Also so smart to shut down the Keystone Pipeline and put 11,000 people out of work and raise energy prices. About as smart as the KC Star visionaries who thought it was smart to piss off about half of their target audience and ended up in bankruptcy court.
Anonymous said…
HER NAME IS DOCTOR JILL BIDEN!

IT'S DOCTOR GODDAMNIT!
Anonymous said…
^^Easy, fella. Take your Prozac and go back to under your rock.
Anonymous said…
Thanks, Sleepy Joe. I always wanted to pay a lot more for gasoline for no good reason. I'm getting ready for a return to $4/gallon gasoline. You're already doing a great job at doing a terrible job and deserve some warm milk before your afternoon nap as a reward.
Anonymous said…
Remember that time Trump...

Tried to buy Greenland?

Called fallen soldiers suckers and losers?

Called himself a stable genius and the stared directly into an eclipse?

Loved hamberders and covfefe?

Got impeached twice?

Had that weird infatuation with toilets and water pressure?

Tried to convince people there were airplanes during the Revolutionary War?

Let 400,000 Americans die needlessly?

Said people were attacking each other in the streets with cans of soup and tuna fish?

Ah, memories
Anonymous said…
“Cans of tuna fish. They go out and buy tuna fish and soup. You know that, right?” Trump said. “They throw it. It’s the perfect weight, tuna fish, they can really rip it, right? And that hits you. No, it’s true. Bumble Bee brand tuna. And you can throw that, you can put a curve on it, you can do whatever the hell you want.”

There's your hero, chucklowes
Anonymous said…
Het 3:11, did you recently return home from DC? You sound like you are against government handouts, like health care. I bet you are in favor of keeping social security, medicare and farm welfare???
Representative Fart and Swallow-well said…
Cheatin' china, lyin' Joe Will never be MY president! About four fucking years too late to call for UNITY.... Now, our turn to ridicule dementia bidet and her smelliness, skankamala. You fucktards own it now.
Unknown said…
Not my President...
BigK said…
I bet Harris looks at Biden and thinks how long do I have to wait for this old fart to kick the bucket. This whole things reminds me of a bad movie. The guy cannot even get thru a speech he reads on a teleprompter. Sad, this country needs a age restriction on the white house. Old time politics doesn't get the job done nowadays. When the virus is still killing hundreds of people a day in the coming months who's going to get the blame.
Anonymous said…
Ah, fake news.
Anonymous said…
Not enough pussy around.
Anonymous said…
Smart plan, Joe. Raise corporate taxes so companies go offshore again so they are taxed less. You're brilliant.
Anonymous said…
Fake news, 4:56?

He said or did all those things, you miserable chucklowe. It's on the record.

“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory."
Anonymous said…
"So I said to the head, I called up-- great dishwasher company from Ohio that we saved, by the way. I said, what's the problem with your dishwasher?

Well, they don't give us any water. I mean, you know, it'd be nice to be able to get enough water. What's the problem? We need more water. Not that much.

Like, I said, how much you need? This-- would you like more? Well, I'd love more. Would you give us-- well, yeah, I'll give you more. You have so much water you don't know what to do with it, right? So we gave them what they need. And now the dishwashers are incredible. They work beautifully.

And you go one time, and you come back, and your dishes are nice and beautiful and clean and dry. You don't have to go 10 times. The same thing with the restrictors in the faucet. So I hate to say the three things. It's the shower. It's the sink. And you know the third element in the bathroom. But I don't say it because every time I say it, they only talk about that one because it's sort of gross to talk about, right?

So I won't I won't talk about the fact that people have to flush their toilet 15 times. OK? I will not talk about it. I'll only talk about showers and-- OK? But there is three things. I won't talk about it. This way, they can't report it.

So what happens? So what happens, I call my environmental people. Why are we doing this? Because when you wash your hands, it takes you five times longer. You know, the water's [INAUDIBLE]. You get soap. You can't get it off. I said, open it up. They said, what do you mean? Take the restrictors off.

People know. And if you're out here, you've got to be careful, and you got to do all the things you've been doing anyway. Take the restrictors off. And you may leave it in certain areas where you might need it. But most of the country-- big portion, it doesn't need it.

Then on the shower, the worst. You ever get under a shower where no water comes out? And me, I want that hair to be so beautiful. [INAUDIBLE]. I want the hair to look good. I go into some of these hotels-- you know, you travel. I go into these hotels, new hotels. They do a nice job. It's not their fault. And I get in there. I say, Oh, I can look at it now. I know they-- everything.

I say, Oh, here we go. Turn on the water. Drip, drip, drip, [INAUDIBLE] drip, drip. But now you go into a shower, and the water pours out. You go into a sink, and you can wash your hands very nicely. Beautiful. And the third thing to worry about, OK, we won't talk about. Just one time. That's all."
Anonymous said…
She thinks, am I gonna have to suck this old man off too?
Anonymous said…
And the first thing China joe did today was fire the black surgeon general dr jerome Adams of the United States! Now that’s racist as hell right there!
Anonymous said…
Dear God, do you ever need therapy. Now that Trump is out of office, what will you jack off to?
Anonymous said…
5:12 So the kkkdemoncraps are at it again, nice job there joe, way to show black people of the United States your racist nazi ways!
Anonymous said…
What a sad day for America.

We have installed an imposter who stole the election, is on record taking bribes from the Red Chinese, Burisma in the Ukraine and the Russian Mafia who can't tie his own shoes and remember what he had for lunch.

There is nothing worse than thieving scum democrats.
Anonymous said…
Kameltoe hairyass doesn’t have to worry about being fired because she ain’t black!

The good news for her is the lame stream media is starting to talk about joe and his dealing cognitive skills, she should be president real soon! Hahahahaha!
Anonymous said…
Is Miriam Hennosy @mhennosy there fucking around? Women and some men? I am sure she is licking pussy and sucking cock on county time. Her obese husband probably jacking off?
Anonymous said…
I heard machine gun Nancy was stammering today, the idiot can barely speak anymore.
Anonymous said…
No one voted for Joe but Dominion, I guess that is all that counts now.

The coup d'etat criminal illegitimate duo are now in place. They were selected
to implement the final phase of destroying America. The reign of terror now begins in
earnest to filter out, to ferret out all those Americans who oppose
their sinister new world order of the globalist elites. This terror may
not all be violent, but will follow what has taken place over decades:
Public school indoctrination, Hollywood and MSM propaganda, academia
leftist ideological training, corrupt politicians, billionaire elites,
Big Tech, deep state, Communist China allies, use of the UN, NGOs to
infiltrate American institutions and control them, the use of
distracting agendas such as transgender 'issues' and other social
engineering gobblygook nonsense that keeps the sheep and masses focused
on such claptrap while an authoritarian and tyrannical totalitarian
world is formed around them.

The noose will tighten, compliance and obedience to the evil ideology will be demanded and enforced. Forced social engineering via laws, rules, regulations is meant to bring
about conformity (not unity in any sense of the real word) and worship
to the socialist-communist-DNC state of governance. Tens of millions in
America welcome their servitude, their chains, and a
government-produced blueprint to how they will, like sheep in a pasture,
live out their miserable lives. They love it and can't get enough of
it.
Anonymous said…
The new White House song is who let the trash in!

Bet that gets stuck in your head!
Anonymous said…
@5:32, you've gotten it confused with the new American Anthem
"We kicked the Trash out!"
Anonymous said…
Another day, another time Sleepy Joe kicks Trump’s ass yet again! BEST DAY EVER!!!
Anonymous said…
The Demoncraps' favorite groups, Antifa and BLM, destroyed over 700 buildings throughout once-great American cities last summer. It's too bad their politicians didn't say a thing until they started noticing it hurting them in the polls, and even then they hardly said a peep.
Anonymous said…
The Demoncraps are such hypocrites.

Check out Nancy Pelosi's Tweet from May 16, 2017:

"Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts."
Anonymous said…
"I wouldn't put it past Joe to fu*k things up."
-- Barack Hussein Obama
Anonymous said…
The chucklowes have been banished. It’s a new world based in reality, science, and the truth. Chucklowes lost,America won. Fuck your feelings!
Anonymous said…
Snore
Anonymous said…
The dimwit party divided and lied, people died.

Now they preach unity and truth....

Bullshit.

When a dimwit politician speaks about unity and truth, what really happens and has happened is the complete opposite.
Anonymous said…
Great day for America. Slime bag and his coconspirator family are gone, along with his criminal cabinet. President Biden will be great, creating an administration that looks like America. The future is bright.
Anonymous said…
Along with his corrupt, slimebag, crackhead son, his treasonous woke-cronies, and a vice president whose path to glory was finding the most powerful dick in the room and sucking it.

Party on.
Anonymous said…
"The unifying poem would be to praise our democracy and the more perfect union we all strive to create."

Exactly, but that's not what they mean by Unity.

Brace for impact.
Anonymous said…
6:28 FTW! GOD DAMN THATS FUNNY!
Anonymous said…
6:28 and most importantly 1000000000000000000000% true!
Anonymous said…
The White House has officially been shit stained!

Depends and life alert spokesman joe biden has entered the building!

You gotta admit that’s true and damn funny! Lmao!
KC said…
And videos of molesting kids is more your speed 2:37.
Anonymous said…
Meanwhile Biden will spend the next month cleaning the crayons off the Oval Office walls.
Anonymous said…
TOP PHOTO -- SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Things are going to be SO MUCH more diverse with Biden as President???

Capitol Ceremonies Inside After Swearing-In
Joe Biden, 78-year-old WM, multimillionaire
Nancy Pelosi, 80-year-old WF, multimillionaire
Mitch McConnell, 78-year-old WM, multimillionaire
Amy Klobuchar, 60-year-old WF, multimillionaire
Roy Blunt, 71-year-old WM, multimillionaire

People of color who know what's going on should be insulted. Biden lets you come in to entertain (sing, read poetry, preach) but both he and Jill are products of segregation.
Anonymous said…
"Antifa and BLM, destroyed over 700 buildings throughout once-great American cities last summer."

Quit lying
Anonymous said…
I like Blunt's mask technique. He looked like he had just robbed a stagecoach
Anonymous said…
Here's the real poem.

Here's to the chucklowes
Who take their false "facts"
And translate them
Into violent acts.

Here's to the chucklowes
Bought into the lie.
Of the all knowing Cheeto
And we all know why.

Because all the chucklowes
Buy into their fail.
Like that stupid-ass poem
To thank a white male.

We know all the chucklowes
Say "Hear the thunder?"
Alas all we saw was
Their incredible blunder.

So here's to the chucklowes
Long may they wave.
Please wave yourself
To an early grave.
Anonymous said…
^^Ha! Well done, well done.
Anonymous said…
Democrapic Unity = Believe As I Do or Be Deprogrammed
Chucklowes! said…
I'm pretty worried about Trump's legacy, but between the 400,000 dead and his supporters shitting in the U.S. Capitol, I guess his legacy is fairly safe.
Anonymous said…
At the end of the day ... DEAR LEADER IS GONE! Hallelujah!
Anonymous said…
$6:00 gas????????????? Whaaaaaaa!

Insist your sheepy kids study Mandarin or Cantonese if their IQ's are high enough. Otherwise, Ebonics.

Shut down Fox, OANN and Newsmax. All national news will be delivered by Anderson in gayspeak.

Wake Bidet up every other dday to make sure he's breathing. Keep vp her skankyness cameltoe away or he may not wake up.

It's a great day in the neighbor-HOOD.
Anonymous said…
D-. Not funny, too long.
Anonymous said…
Fireworks -no they were gunshots