Midday newsflash: The politics of the Golden Ghetto are nothing more than sound & fury signifying nothing.
Even better . . .
C'MON, MAN!!! CONSEQUENCES FOR ATTRACTIVE MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE LADIES IN JOHNSON COUNTY ARE RARE!!!
Here's an example from a glorified blog . . .
"A notation on Johnson County District Court records online indicate that (Mayor of Shawnee Michelle) Distler has applied for diversion, which means the charges ultimately could be dropped if prosecutors agree to it and she successfully completes a diversion program."
Translation . . .
The rampant middle-class speculation, intrigue and political machinations of our Golden Ghetto pals are all for naught and might not be anything more than a footnote in the public record.
For the most part this is good news for everybody but the 3 dozen people mistakenly paying for a subscription to the Shawnee Mission Post which also attempted to bury the inconsequential reality of this kerfuffle in order to play "journalist" for country club pals.
Developing . . .