A corporation that employs a great many locals confronts a death spiral. Thankfully, the nation's parody resource of record devises a bawdy promotional pitch . . . Read more:
LEAWOOD, KS-In an attempt to boost ticket sales by reminding young patrons of the unique benefits offered by cinema, the increasingly desperate movie chain AMC Theaters rolled out a new marketing campaign Thursday that touted its venues as nice dark places for teens . . .