Tuesday, December 08, 2020

Sprint Campus Dead, Long Live Aspiria

Overland Park must not feign excitement over a half empty "campus" that doesn't hold any of the same tech promise or high paying jobs of the former corporate juggernaut that is quietly still killing local jobs. 

Check-it . . . 

Wichita-based Occidental Management announces new name for former Sprint World Headquarters

Occidental Management has announced that the former Sprint World Headquarters in Overland Park will henceforth be known as Aspiria, following Sprint's merger with T-Mobile. The management company alluded to the headquarters getting a new name by the year's end, but that the public would not see the name change until the beginning of 2021.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

lipstick.....pig.....

Anonymous said...

^^^ Truth.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Aspiria and Evergy can get together and come up with more stupid names?

Anonymous said...

"Aspirinia" sounds like some sort of disease, maybe chronic headaches or being married to a Suburban Karen.

Charlie Horse said...

^^^ Remind me of diarrhea.

Anonymous said...

^^says the shit-eater.

Anonymous said...

Merger names should be respected!!
In fact- Sto-N-Go and A&P are reportedly going to merge.
New name?

Stop-N-P

Anonymous said...

"Aspiria"

From the Latin root "choke on it".

Anonymous said...

Perfect project for all those woke leftists in JoCo - turn aspiria into a state prison, so family don't have to travel so far to see their loved ones.

Anonymous said...

What about the "kansas prairie grass" that is growing on the campus that Esrey and Manker loved so much? Will it stay?

Anonymous said...

Aspiria .... from aspire. Remember the trashy little car model called Aspire? LOL

Aspire means this sucks, but I'm hoping for something better in the future. LOL

Hayseeds dreaming up catchy new names to show how modern, sophisticated and hip they are invariably fuck it up.