Wednesday, December 02, 2020

GOLDEN GHETTO SHOCK!!! SHAWNEE MAYOR MICHELLE DISTLER ARRESTED & CHARGED WITH ALLEGED PERJURY!!!

High drama underway in the Golden Ghetto today as a Johnson County mayor is temporarily LOCKED UP over legal beef unbeknownst to most suburban denizens. 

To wit . . . 

THE JOCO POLITICAL LADY MUGSHOT IS ON BLAST THROUGHOUT KANSAS CITY MSM RIGHT NOW!!!

She's already out on bail BUT I guess there's no "restorative justice" for the middle-class. Good on her for remembering to smile just a bit in order to make the law enforcement public shaming seem just a bit less damaging.

Check the deets . . .

Shawnee Mayor Michelle Distler has been arrested and charged, according to Johnson County court documents.

Distler, 47, was charged on Nov. 23, 2020 with perjury, defined as lying while testifying in a non-felony trial. According to the charging documents, it allegedly occurred on March 7, 2020.

The mayor was booked into the Johnson County jail Wednesday and has since been released on a $2,500 bail.

Check the links . . .

Fox4: Shawnee Mayor Distler charged, arrested for perjury

KCTV5: Mayor of Shawnee arrested, charged with alleged perjury

KMBC: Shawnee Mayor Michelle Distler arrested, faces perjury charge

Developing . . .

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kinda cute.

Innocent!

Anonymous said...

^^^

You are predictable and lame.

EVERYONE is innocent until proven guilty.

Milton said...

She got locked up!

I guess people in Kansas are serious about that Republican talk. OUCH!

Anonymous said...

Pray for the family.

Anonymous said...

She must be a Republican, Democrats can lie about anything to anyone, including the Congress, the FBI, who cares? - they DON'T get arrested.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Idiot. Your president lost. Now you'll be forced to kiss Kamala's boots. Better get used to it.

Anonymous said...

Republicans are locking liberals up. Beware Kansas!

Anonymous said...


A lyin' Mayor!..get her over to Kansas City fast!

Lp said...

^^^ Lulz.

Haven't seen this in the newspaper yet. I guess the want to make her one of their rising stars.

Anonymous said...


She's a far left liberal democrat so that says it all. You democrats are all about stealing robbing lying corruption and stupidity. I think this is funny.

Anonymous said...

Did a SWAT Team show up before dawn with German Shepherds, AR-15s, tactical assault weapons and haul her off in her pajamas?

No?

She must be connected, probably a Democrat and she will walk.

Anonymous said...

guess Obama and the Clintons are the only ones that get a pass on perjury. oh ya illegal alines but they don't really get a pass the just got back to Mexico and change their names and come right back and do it again

Anonymous said...

Kamala knows a lot about kissing below the belt. In fact her only claim to fame is being old Willie Brown's side piece.

Anonymous said...

She is a democrat or every article would have started with republican... arrested.

Jim said...

Kamala came up in politics the hard way, under Willie Brown.

Anonymous said...

Kamala came in politics.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what Tracy would have to say about this.

Anonymous said...

Kind of off-topic, the mayor of Independence has a beautiful set of big, luscious tits.

Anonymous said...

So does your mother 6:32

Anonymous said...

6:32, would so motorboat those girls.

Anonymous said...

She’s a Republican Einstein’s. Calling out one of your own kind.

Anonymous said...

Might be the best mugshot ever.
Has to be an overzealous prosecutor.
Hope she wins and gets off.
Seems like prosecutors should go after serious crime.
I bet on that day they wrote tickets.
Best mugshot ever!

Anonymous said...

Shawnee Michelle and Parkville Nan............the new Thelma and Louise.

Anonymous said...

She quit the republican party and became a democrat at the beginning of 2020.

I voted for Kamala said...

^^^^ B.S. She's a Republican and this story isn't at all about politics. It's personal drama.

Sorry Trumpers, your boy lost and now he's going to jail. He'll be the next to be locked up.

Anonymous said...

Democrats don't break the law. Haven't you heard? SNARK

Anonymous said...

I think I went to high school with her

Anonymous said...

Politican/Perjury. BABABABABABABABA

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for that direct evidence Adam "Shifty" Schiff has on Trump's Russian collusion. I can hear a pin drop. American taxpayers will be paying for the Muller Investigation fiasco for years. The Dems don't mind spending taxpayer money on lies and billions of American dollars on pallets for Iranian extremists.

Anonymous said...

It's hidden with all the right-wingnut "stolen election" evidence.

Oh, wait sorry, the "stolen election" evidence doesn't exist. Never mjnd.

Anonymous said...

#FreeMichelle

Anonymous said...

what does mjnd mean? I think you need a vowel in there. Dem heads will explode when Trump is reelected!

Anonymous said...

Just another lying demon rat. We will be reading soon about Stacey Abrams and her trying to register dead people and out of state people to vote in GA.

Anonymous said...

She's a Democrat. The Star's not printing her party affiliation is a tip-off. The story does not say what she allegedly lied about. Surely that would be in the charging document.

Pat Carlson said...

This case is already off the rails. Steve Howe, our fearless DA, is on the witness list. His office can't ethically prosecute a case where he is one of the State's witnesses. Why hasn't he stated who is going to handle the prosecution?

Distler's attorney, Robin Fowler, is also an endorsed witness for the state. He cannot ethically represent her.

WTF is going on with this case? Tom Bath is Fowler's law partner. He, too, is an endorsed witness. I'm a Johnson County attorney. I think I know what this case is about. But I ain't sayin' ####, unless it's to Tony off the record.

SoOverThisControl said...

It ain’t over til the fat man sings
Besides he can pardon himself walking out the door.
But he won’t be walking out of the WH door quietly!
Videos of fraud are a smoking gun! Anyone who thinks Biden beat Trump needs to see the Wizard fir a brain.