Tuesday, December 08, 2020

SHOCK!!! SHAWNEE, KANSAS MAYOR MICHELLE DISTLER ARREST FOR ALLEGED PERJURY CONNECTED TO BULLY BLOGGER PETTY POLITICAL INTRIGUE!!!

First, a warning . . .

ANYBODY WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT SHAWNEE, KANSAS OPEN MEETING RECORDS LIKELY HASN'T HAD SEX IN MORE THAN A DECADE!!!

We just want to provide a bit of context. 

Secondly, this story has minimal importance but provides a teachable moment . . . Local politicos often take themselves far too seriously and this story seems to confirm that there are quite a few people in the Golden Ghetto guilty of stunning self-importance.

Moreover, we're now convinced that "Shawnee Ray" is a scumbag, a bully and unwilling to take even a modicum of the criticism he dishes out. Don't worry, he didn't "break" any story but it seems his unfunny posting in between complaining about garbage cans merely provoked some nervous white lady into (allegedly) making an inconceivably stupid career mistake.

Even worse and something concerning for suburban denizens . . .

The deets of this story contend that law enforcement searched this lady's home because she ALLEGEDLY filled out an Internets form inaccurately. That's quite a bit of legal leeway and reminds us that nearly all middle-class suburbanite denizens are potential tyrants in the making.

Somewhere there's a Mexican cartel making hundreds of thousands of dollars every week/month selling middle-class, white, Golden Ghetto youngsters overpriced hard drugs who might have a good laugh at these political machinations which concern the "ruling class" (lulz!) of Shawnee, Kansas. 

But I digress. 

Now, we're forced to run over and see the other Shawnee country club blogger pretend to sell this to his 37 subscribers as an "investigative" feature . . . 

Check this competent overview of the story that should remind us why sweating local government is mostly a waste of time and not nearly as sexy, funny or important as 80/90s broadcast TV led us to believe . . .

Records: Shawnee Mayor Michelle Distler filed report using false name

Court records detail perjury allegation against Shawnee mayor

Deets . . .

"According to an affidavit filed in Johnson County District Court, Distler filed a complaint March 7 about a potential violation of the Kansas Open Meetings Act using another person's name."

Developing . . .

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, they've had sex in the past decade. But it wasn't any good.

Anonymous said...

Lulz!

Nice round up, T.

I'd like to read Tracy's take on this. You should ask her to write something or send you a note.

Anonymous said...

Tracy Thomas? God, no. She couldn't write her fucking name without libeling half of Shawnee.

Anonymous said...

"ANYBODY WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT SHAWNEE, KANSAS OPEN MEETING RECORDS LIKELY HASN'T HAD SEX IN MORE THAN A DECADE!!!"

Baby Burt would qualify!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a witch hunt from an over zealous prosecution.

I guess they have no serious crime over there.

So sad.

Anonymous said...

Tracy’s right. She needs to comment here.
I for one... miss her.
Traci- is the prosecutor wrong ?
It’s on a national stage and how will her lawyers turn the tables?

Anonymous said...

Distler seems to be going through some personal issues. Sad.

Anonymous said...

I’d get on her.

Anonymous said...

I would mount her.

The Truth Of The Matter said...

Some of the commenters on this site should take heed that what you do and say about people supposedly on the internet anonymously isn't always so anonymous. Someone is going to say something that really pisses the right person off and to jail they will go. Heck they might even see Distler there getting bailed out if she didn't learn her lesson.

Grassy Noland said...

^^^^ Internets police have been alerted.

The black helicopters are circling!!

Don't dare criticize the CHUDs running Shawnee. They'll execute you on site.

Or maybe all of these people INCLUDING and especially the dorks of TKC are full of it.

Which do you think is more likely?

Anonymous said...

^^^^If anyone is full of it, it is you!

Cgc said...

Tempest in a teapot. IF she did fill out the forms with the wrong name. And that's a big if. What's the penalty for that, probably a first offense. She'll get probation.

If this is the biggest problem they have in Shawnee, they should count themselves lucky.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

She shouldn't have used his name to fill out the report. That's super dishonest. If she is going to lie about this, what else is she going to lie about?