Thursday, December 03, 2020

Parkville Mayor Officially Confronts DUI

A formal charge and a mugshot repeat just to remind locals that po-po are on the lookout now that COVID has SPIKE RECORD LEVELS OF AMERICAN ALCOHOLISM.

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Mayor of Parkville officially charged with DWI

PLATTE COUNTY, MO (KCTV) -- The Mayor of Parkville, Nan Johnston, has officially been charged with driving while intoxicated after getting pulled over more than two months ago. The 60-year-old allegedly had a blood alcohol level of .11 when she was first tested and a .098 at the Platte County Jail.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

15 years ago, I would have worked out some agreement with her and let her off.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 7:54... 15 years ago when she was 45 years old and you act like she's some young, hot item in some kind of demented geezer fantasy. You need to stick with drooling on yourself,ogling your 65 year old home health aide and eating pudding.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- WASTIN' AWAY AGAIN IN PARKVILLE

Asked why she was off-balance during the sobriety test, Mayor Johnston crooned, "Stepped on a pop top...Cut my heel had to cruise on back home!!!"

Anonymous said...

Now you are interested only if she is a he. My how the World has changed for most of you. Weird

Charlie Horse said...

Hot for 60 years.

Anonymous said...

Seems to be a problem with women Mayors in the greater KC area these days.

Anonymous said...

She is pretty dang attractive for a 60 year old. And that pic must have been taken after she was drinking and caught. Is she married?