Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Kansas City News Celebrates COVID Vaxx

Local COVID coverage is mostly, typically one-sided and that's probably for the best.

In other good news . . .

Fedealist: ‘The Ribs Of God’ Return to McDonald’s

Accordingly, this leads us to our favorite meme truism . . .

"If you're going to eat a McRib, you don't get to ask health questions about the COVID-19 Vaxx."

Check the links . . .

Fox4: After months of chaos, many metro families hope COVID vaccine will bring back some normalcy

Channel 9: Health care workers at KU hospital begin receiving COVID-19 vaccine

STL Public Radio: Missouri Woman's Vaccine Trial Experience Provides Valuable Lessons

KSHB: Doctors debunk myths about COVID-19 vaccine

WDAF: 'Protect yourselves' - Black KC surgeon urges skeptics to vaccinate when able

KCTV5: It will take months for vaccines to help the economy

Fox4: Hesitant about COVID vaccine? Local doctors encourage reliable research, but still confident in shot

Developing . . .

18 comments:

Anonymous said...


there's no pork rib meat in that sandwich....mostly pork liver...yum

KC said...

So moose limbs won't eat it?

Anonymous said...

It's cheaper than birth control.

Anonymous said...

Once people have power, they do not willingly relinquish it. The vaccine will not give us a way back to normalcy. Restrictions, submission masks, and lockdowns are going to a part of life for as far as the eye can see into the future. The only way to end the policies of lockdown is to get rid of the politicians that are imposing them on us.

Anonymous said...

^^Shut up MAGAT You don’t know shit! You’re so fucking dumb, nobody is listening to a word you have to say about anything!

Anonymous said...

"Submission masks?"

Idiot.

Deluded Narcissistic Man-Child said...

This TREASON by Mitch McConnell is absolute proof that all the Republican Senators are RINOs and have turned against the BEAUTIFUL VAST MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

These TRAITORS should be brought to account by ALL AMERICAN PATRIOTS!

Anonymous said...

9:08 is part of a bizarre, lunatic, totalitarian cult.

- Ted Cruz

Anonymous said...

^^^ Ted Cruz is a "bizarre, lunatic, totalitarian cult" all on his own.
Stupid SOB thinks he had any chance of being elected President.

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Anonymous said...

I can’t smell my own farts. Do you think I have Covid?

- China Joe Biden

Anonymous said...

IT's IN THE BAG FDA's LOVING IT!

(Washington DC) -- The Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday afternoon that McDonald's experimental SARS-CoV-2 vaccine has been granted unlimited approval.

This follows extensive phase 3 culinary trials over the past 5 months in which experts and researchers at Hamburger University conducted recombinant-DNA experimentation on swine variants.

A McDonald's spokeswoman confirms that the vaccine will utilize a patented oral-delivery mechanism enhanced with a palatable barbecue flavor. French fries will be optional and recommended to speed the vaccine's absorption across the liposomal membrane barrier.

"We're rolling out this life-saving product to all locations beginning Friday. Our delivery trucks are rolling today", said Ronald McDonald.

Meanwhile, community organizers representing the Muslim-Jew Alliance For Kosher Vaccines issued a strong rebuke to the FDA's decision. Reminded that this product was the 3rd such approved, with more expected in the coming weeks, and that their members had alternatives, activist spokesperson Mohammad Epstein blurted "when pigs fly!"

Anonymous said...

11:31 - you should ask Tim Apple and then inject a little bleach and shine some neon lights or something up your ass.

Anonymous said...

^^^ you tried this experimental program, how did it turn out for you? Serious question! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

China joe and his hoe Jill said....

Now joe, don’t get caught fondling the children again, they’re going to make me give up my “honorary” fake doctor award so keep it out of sight for me please!

Anonymous said...

1:41 with the comeback equivalent of "I know you are but what am I"

Anonymous said...

^^^Bro, have you seen the photos of Trump fondling the underage girl....errr, his own daughter. Might want to sit this one out. It's a tired schtick. 25+ rape accusations and counting.

I hope your cult leader enjoys passing along some DNA to E. Jean Carroll.

Anonymous said...

AKA - the Monkey burger.