As we noted previously, Kansas City "sideshows" are trending given the dearth of local entertainment and everyone in agreement that a "virtual" event isn't worth attending unless it involves ambitious pr0n stars in training via Onlyfans.
Accordingly, very much like local hootrats sparking fear among downtown denizens with a brazen and captivating P&L District sideshow . . .
We remind readers that burnouts, smoking tires and other silly auto stunts are a slightly destructive phenomena enjoyed by a diverse cross-section of local gearhead dudes i.e. everybody loves donuts.
This morning's proof and a good old boy demonstrating his lust for life and the expense of park land . . .
Narrative . . .
Recently at Indian Mound Park, located in the northeast part of City, a pickup driving on the property has caused thousands of dollars of damage. There is video attached, and the photos show the aftermath of the damage. KC Parks Director. We are asking for your help. Send info to email@example.com.
The suspect is described as any white dude under 35 and/or any person at a tire or transmission shop with a strangely satisfied look on their face.
Developing . . .