Tuesday, December 08, 2020

KANSAS CITY LOVES DONUTS!!!

As we noted previously, Kansas City "sideshows" are trending given the dearth of local entertainment and everyone in agreement that a "virtual" event isn't worth attending unless it involves ambitious pr0n stars in training via Onlyfans.

Accordingly, very much like local hootrats sparking fear among downtown denizens with a brazen and captivating P&L District sideshow . . .

We remind readers that burnouts, smoking tires and other silly auto stunts are a slightly destructive phenomena enjoyed by a diverse cross-section of local gearhead dudes i.e. everybody loves donuts.

This morning's proof and a good old boy demonstrating his lust for life and the expense of park land .  . .

Narrative . . .

Recently at Indian Mound Park, located in the northeast part of City, a pickup driving on the property has caused thousands of dollars of damage. There is video attached, and the photos show the aftermath of the damage. KC Parks Director. We are asking for your help. Send info to parks@kcmo.org.

The suspect is described as any white dude under 35 and/or any person at a tire or transmission shop with a strangely satisfied look on their face.

Developing . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's some bad karma !

Anonymous said...

Still probably not as dangerous as doing this on a city street, blocking traffic and possibly hitting people.

Anonymous said...

Set up.

KCMO just trying to project the thugs.

Hyperblogal said...

Maybe call the police and then video.

Anonymous said...

Is that photo from the Cop sexual fantasy collection?

Anonymous said...

It’s just dirt my god man, just send a tractor up there to smooth it out. It is bad juju to do that to a sacred burial ground though.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- CREME-FILLED DONUT HOLES

When Tianna started doing pastry pron, it wasn't long before she was rolling in the dough!!!

Anonymous said...

Thousands of dollars in damages

for what a few ruts

That must be the same estimator that says 2 lbs of pot from a bust is a half million dollars

Anonymous said...

Look no further than a Chief fan. Disrespectful Racist fucks that they are.