Thursday, December 24, 2020

Kansas City Christmas Eve Wishes 2020

This one is just for the diehard TKC readers and Kansas City insomniacs.

Over the years we've seen all kinds of Christmas posts and none of them really fit here . . .

- There's the far too preachy retelling of the Christmas story.

- The worthwhile solider tribute that tragically reminds us American crusades overseas are NEVER going to end.

- The local history Christmas note attempts to connect with the past but forgets how much this town has really changed.  

- Any Christmas story involving a family pet is a scary indication of early onset dementia. 

- And really, even the bittersweet 'working for Christmas' stories are a bit overdone because they typically involve a cool occupation and not cleaning toilets or making hamburgers for fellow broke-ass plebs.

And so . . . 

Tonight, inspired the Christmas past international and unattainable hotness of Lucy we wonder . . .

WHAT ARE KANSAS CITY CHRISTMAS WISHES FOR 2021?!?!

A lower murder rate isn't just a wish but something that every resident should work to help attain. 

A repeat Super Bowl victory would be nice . . . But that might also be a bit greedy. 

And of course, EVERYONE wants to see the end of COVID and a return to normal.

Feel free to share late night holiday season wishes in hopes that just a bit of Christmas magic will help them come true.

And so we finish with a traditional tune about Christmas wishes that probably/hopefully isn't yet another tribute to SUPREMACY.

We'll probably have a few more items to share for the morning . . . STAY TUNED!!!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kansas City Christmas wish.

A new mayor.

Anonymous said...

Could we also get a real daily newspaper?

Super Dave said...

Honest for the people politicians.

(Great song pick T)

Anonymous said...

A good, deadly, pigment specific virus.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lulz!

MDSF said...

...Keep The tRumpMonkeys head up his ass and keep him in Mara Loogie...with the rest of his FUCK MONKEYS.....

SHUT UP
MASK UP

I Love KC said...

Don't wish. PRAY. Pray for peace. Pray for our city, pray for our nation. Pray for the world, that we might finally bring and end to fighting and hostilities.

Anonymous said...

Praying to sky man IS WISHING...........

Anonymous said...

A better job so I can afford the new green deal.

Anonymous said...

Would this effect contributions to the BLM street mural fund ?

Anonymous said...

The KANSAS CITY ATHEIST COALITION needs to fold...they all about gays and tyrannies, and they no longer activists. And they are run by ugly women.

Anonymous said...

KC Star needs to apologize.
On behalf of everyone in the world for everything.
Maybe take back pensions and distribute to everyone for everything.
They should sell everything including current upper management assets and distribute to whomever they’ve already apologized to.
So sorry.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE TAKE GUNS FROM LIBERALS THEY ARE ANIMALS AND SHOULDN'T HAVE THEM

Anonymous said...

Why do liberals rape little kids on islands

Anonymous said...

I want to see a June wedding between Mayor Q and his new City Manager.

Thinking about those two boinkin' it gets me all hot.

Anonymous said...

1253 LIKES TO RAPE LITTLE KIDS LIKE ALL HIS HERO POLITICIANS DO

Anonymous said...

KILLA CITY IS DONE MOVE OR DIE

Anonymous said...

640 maybe they will get hiv and die

Anonymous said...

They say lotto winners complain their winning's never filled that void. I'd like to test that theory.

chuck said...

Feliz Navidad, reza pro paz.

Alpinista said...

Mike Pence invokes the 25th Amendment, saving us from the Mad Man in the White House.

Anonymous said...

Morir en un incendio, chuck

Good job by your Nashville buddies