Thursday, December 10, 2020

KANSAS CITY BANDITS STEAL AMAZON VAN FROM BEZOS!!! KCPD INVESTIGATE!!!

Porch pirates take their game to the next level today as police work to protect property and stop increasingly brazen crooks who target the fortune of the richest man on Earth and a dude who seems to be getting better over time on this #TBT.

Check-it . . .

KCPD investigating after Amazon delivery van stolen Thursday

Deets . . .

"Authorities said the van was taken in the 9200 block of Farley Avenue. The vehicle was recovered nearby, but all the packages were gone."

And whilst STEALING IS WRONG and this blog will never condone any illegal activity.

This headline inspired us to share an insightful tune that was recently released just in time for the holidays . . .

A song about putting Jeff Bezos' $200 billion fortune into context.

Take a look . . .

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

WELCOME TO TRUMP’S AMERICA

Anonymous said...

That area of OP is very dark, even on sunny days.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ @ 5:00 your ignorance is overwhelming. You're blaming Trump for an Amazon truck being stolen by black freeloaders no doubt, and then you support all of our jobs over in China. ROFL Unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

526, we’ll know you’re correct if a bunch of feral black teens start knocking people out with dildoes.

Anonymous said...

Ol Amazon.. Where libs don't ask to divide his wealth, nor do feminist hate him for his treatment of his wife. The double faced standards of those we bow down to. Aka - a scumbag that made hundreds of billions off people during a pandemic and filled our landfills with gazillions of tons of waste. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Jeffrey got blackmailed by his own bitch and he is too stupid to link it together. Now that is funny shit.

Anonymous said...

He would look better with a man bun.

Anonymous said...

Amazon drivers are the worst in the delivery industry. They leave their vans running and music blasting, they use driveways to turn around in and they are the slowest walking people I've ever seen. UPS and FedEx drivers are so much better. The scum are porch pirates, stealing packages, now vans.

Alpinista said...

Q: Where did he get his billions?

A: Us.

As an added bonus he, & us, closed thousands of small businesses.

I have never bought anything from Amazon, & I never will. Anyone who doesn't shop local, doesn't care about his neighbors.

Anonymous said...

+100

Anonymous said...

Goddamn it, they got my jar of CDB again!