Wednesday, December 09, 2020

Hipsters Joke KCPD Social Media Training

Nice find from The Pitch offers a look at social media guidance for po-po and offers some nonconstructive criticism that might reveal a bit of jealousy given that KCPD has a much larger reach online than our 2nd favorite downsized alt. publication.

Check-it . . .

KCPD's cringeworthy "Handling Haters on Social Media" guide uncovered online

A truly laughable document has been uncovered on the internet today- a presentation from KCPD's Public Relations Specialist Sarah Boyd on how to handle the "haters" on social media- otherwise known as taxpaying citizens seeking justice and accountability from a public service they fund.

14 comments:

Kim Jong Un said...

Sarah Boyd thinks she runs shit.

Anonymous said...


President XI of China says I own you now via Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

This article left me a little confused. Is this really the journalism the pitch has to offer? The only thing of any substance in this article appears to be a critique that the police department would try to help a mentally ill person that's in crisis... and something tells me most reasonable people wouldn't have a problem with that. I can't wait for Allison Harris's next ground breaking article. Im guessing we won't be seeing her name anytime soon on anything besides a third rate local news publication that only a few dozen people a month browse through while waiting for the Planet Sub to be prepared.

Alpinista said...

3:52, grow up!

China has been buying our dept for decades, & guess who gave them a whole lot more debt to buy.

That's right, our wanna be dictator.

His corporate donors made no bones about their demand for a tax cut.

But, hey, it's okay, because expecting the wealthy to pay taxes is socialism.

Anonymous said...

The police want you to hate them and fear them.

Anonymous said...

but i don't. even when i was told by many that they were cretins, cads, and fuckers of toothless dogs donkeys dingos and dodos, i refused to believe that in any way that lowered their charisma, courage, and devotion to christ and community. Nothing can separate our love as their hands reach for me through the cess pools of hell. Our love will flower in the mists of avalon as we hear the chorus of angels when we touch. i will share and celebrate our lumlinated love all over the pages of facebook for all the world to envy, admire, and participate.

Anonymous said...

So hey, about Rep. Swalwell, who's on the intelligence committee and was just in the past couple days outed as being owned by the Chicoms.

Would growing up include a true assessment of Sleepy Joe's rather unique and well documented special relationship with our totalitarian friends? Surely not.

I mean, it's not as grown up as your vague allusions but we try.

Anonymous said...

i used to fear the police, but no longer. It was silly. Loves transcends insecurity paranoia and persecution the swillwells create everywhere.

Anonymous said...

i am a misanthrope and the pitch and no one i know in your shit hole town can claim to live up to higher morals or principles than the police!

Anonymous said...

if any person in this country or anywhere else got an answer from God for a praying for love freedom truth justice and mercy, your praying ass would get wiped across the pavement first but God's mercy will spare you from burying you in the ground the day after.

Anonymous said...

Then you'll be doing the 1000 yard stare for 10 years while you reassess.

Anonymous said...

There is no gawd, idiots. Praying to sky man never does shit, except make some folks FEEL good. Delusional.

Anonymous said...

praying in the very least reveals and focuses your intent hopes and desires. which you can self analyze at your will.

Anonymous said...

and then you can analyze how that can relate to the observer effect in physics to tame your monkey mind.