Friday, December 04, 2020

Here's Why Kansas City Water Tastes Like Hot Garbage Right Now . . .

Check the latest assurance from the folks at KC Water whilst our taste buds tell us otherwise . . .

From their Twitter account:

"Recent changes in the alkalinity of the Missouri River have caused customers to experience a metallic taste in their water. Treatment modifications can take up to 5 days to reach homes. The water is still safe to use and we hope to have the drinking water back to normal soon."

You decide . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where have they been for the last five weeks, it’s tasted that bad since the beginning of November. Who’s the liar in charge down there, they need to be fired.

Bandit said...

It tastes like garbage because Kansas City can't even get water right.

Anonymous said...

So, this is what covid tastes like...

I heard in the price chopper on 63rd st today some black women talking about how bad the water is tasting, they said their pastors have been telling them it’s covid in the water and not to drink it. The fat fake revs might be onto something, they are in the city’s back pocket.

Anonymous said...

Alkaline is battery acid.

Probably a battery company along the river released their by-product waste.

Anonymous said...

8:16 No it isn't, Sherlock Geezer. You just saw the word Alkaline when you were changing the batteries in your life alert and your hearing aids.

Anonymous said...

Been boiling KC drinking water last 3 to 4 years, after they mentioned "turbidity" in the water due to river conditions. I looked at street maintenance, and decided not to trust anything about KC.

Anonymous said...

Been boiling KC drinking water last 3 to 4 years, after they mentioned "turbidity" in the water due to river conditions. I looked at street maintenance, and decided not to trust anything about KC

^^
Actually the term is "Turdidity" for Kansas City Water. Sewer and Water services were combined to save on expenses.

Little known fact; most Kansas City Water Main breaks are too to extra large turds jamming them up.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Life Alert; has China Joe broken his other foot playing naked football with his dog.

Biden's story just gets more weird as each day goes by. Sick dude.

Anonymous said...

great town great people great water