Thursday, December 24, 2020

Here's How To Make Kansas City Working-Class (Even More) Miserable Christmas 2020

Remember, Ebenezer, it's not coincidence that BIG TIPS are the only way to assuage your guilty conscience for making so much money at your B.S. job.

Check more info on local places that might or might not serve goose . . .

A community list (in progress) of local restaurants open on Xmas/New Year's

When it comes to the holidays, sometimes you don't feel like preparing a huge meal for yourself and your loved one. The Pitch is rounding up a list of local restaurants that will cook for you instead. Don't see your favorite spot on here? Message us here so we can add it!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The MAGAT Republican Congress just shot down $2000 Covid relief payments to the working class today. Thanks, cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

Please spell out specifically why a covid relief bill has ANY foreign pork in it? Gawd, the hive mind can produce militantly stupid mouthpieces.

Anonymous said...

KC Star: we are so sorry... about everything. It’s all our fault. We have egg on our face. Our former employees are to be blamed. And a lot of dead ones. We are so sorry. Can you now pay $400 a year and subscribe to our paper ? On top of comics and crossword puzzles we will dazzle you with short stories that are entirely liberal-bent and we promise to refuse to say bad stuff about Biden and no way do we investigate or run stories on Hunter. Again... we are so sorry!

Anonymous said...

9:28 for the win. NO PORK!!!!!

Alpinista said...

The foreign pork was in it at the request of the White House.

The bill had things that Democrats didn't like & things Republicans didn't like.

It's called Horse Trading. It's how compromises are reached.