Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Existential Question Confronts Local Dude

I love this story for a great many reasons. Not only does this sordid tale involve a white dude having trouble with his papers but also the journey sparks him to ask some fundamental questions about identity. 

Check the local news getting deep with their headlines as the year draws to a close . . .

Years of searching, Independence man unable to track down birth certificate to prove existence

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - At 18 years old, Devin Ivy is tired of always being a passenger every time he climbs into a car. "I've been waiting my whole life to be able to just be like a normal teenager," said Ivy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, join the CIA. Your a perfect candidate for an agent. No past!

Anonymous said...

No need to pay taxes if someone will hire a ghost. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you must not know basic shit about the CIA. Keep typing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, kid.
Yo Daddy was just a sperm shot into yo Mommy's drunk ass pussy.
Yo Mama squirted you out while sitting on the can at home.

Anonymous said...

But @9:57 - he's not you!
Other people than you are born under different circumstances -
sorry to break this news to you.

Anonymous said...

Since when does a Court Order in Missouri expire and need to be updated?