Tuesday, November 03, 2020

UMKC Demands 'Flexibility' On Election Day

Just a quick update from our city college alma mater garnering a bit of practice with progressive legislation . . . Check kangaroos pretty much getting today off in order to learn about all of the empty promises American Democracy has to offer . . .

UMKC Student Government Association passes the Election Day Attendance Act

In order to help relieve students' burdens, UMKC Student Government Association (SGA) Senator Noah Kuzca authored the Election Day Attendance Act last week. The bill encourages staff and faculty to be flexible with attendance, assignments, quizzes and tests due on Election Day, Nov. 3. The measure passed quickly with the help of SGA President Brandon Henderson.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that well known homosexual Justice Horn is no longer student body President the Student Government Association is as forceful as a limp dick.

Anonymous said...

It’s a special day of cocksucking for umkc, they suck more dick on Election Day trying to sway votes for dementia joe! They need more time! Hahahahaha!p

Jim said...

What a bunch of fucking pussies. I did undergrad engineering at UMKC, 1975-1980, worked and went to school. Never missed an election once. Fucking whiny ass bitches.

Anonymous said...

7:08: And yet you still won't be able to get a blow job at UMKC today or any other day no matter how hard you try. Weird.

Anonymous said...

"What a bunch of fucking pussies. I did undergrad engineering at UMKC, 1975-1980, worked and went to school. Never missed an election once. Fucking whiny ass bitches."

And you trudged through snow twelve inches deep for miles and miles to get there, and it was uphill coming and going, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. Back to your slide rule, gramps.

Jim said...

7:35. No. I had a job, a car, and an apartment. Still managed to graduate, and VOTE. It’s not that fucking hard.

Anonymous said...

7:35. Says the high school drop out. How's that minimum wage job working out for you, back packer?

Anonymous said...

@7:35
Minimize 7:24s effort, like your kind trash any achievement that you're too lazy to pursue.

Anonymous said...

7:35. Burger University grad, congratulations.

Anonymous said...


UMKC - University of Max Engels, Karl Marx and Communism

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it's still here and you won't be soon enough. Weird.

Anonymous said...

You must also carry an LGBT member card as well. It's just that gay for the ROOS.

Anonymous said...

^^Huh? WTF is this mess of geriatric shit? Are you stroking out geezer?!?